OMFG!!!!EINZ!!! RoseSims is being soooo nice!!

[Feverish]

Those babies are so cute and far from ugly. Especially this little guy:
http://www.uglybabycontest.com/gallery/v/August+contest/Jack.jpg.html
I laughed when I saw that pic. There's plenty of macro potential there.

[Redikolous]

Awww....I think he had a cute explosion!!

[LilyLocksley]

Heh, looking at that site, my second daughter would win a lot there. I had really bad time having her. she had her cord around her neck and got all smooshed on her way out. The also had to incubate her. So in her first pictures her face is all smooshed up and wrinkled, plus she was as red as a lobster. She was still the cutest to me. Now my first baby I don't know why but she came out so perfect thick head of hair perfect skin she was just beautiful too.

[de Pommes]

I also came out with the cord wrapped around my neck (6 times I think?). I looked purple and my family thought I was going to be a black baby. My father is half-and-half, so it wouldn't have been too odd. Except... no, I was just suffocating.

Probably didn't help that I was premature by a good month and a half, but yeah.

Likewise, I came out all wrinkly and squishy looking. Also, I glared a lot. And I have the same nose & chin I have right now. (Polish nose! And a witchy chin.) Which on an adult looks fine, but on a baby looks weird.

I just looked like a freaking gnome. Huge nose, huge chin, bald and wrinkly, and glaring a lot.

[Duckie]

Babies... My weakness... must... not... look...

No..................

[Captain Feathersword]

No Evil, the babies are not for eating.

[Duckie]

You always spoil my fun, Capt F. *runs off crying*

[Paleoanth]

Babies are really boring.  I just don't get the fascination.  Little kids are cool, though.  Once they can start interacting they become fun.

[Paden]

*watches Duckie run off crying* Wow, I knew that doves cried, but had no idea about Duckies... learn something new every day when you come to this phorum.

[Pucci]

Babies are really boring.  I just don't get the fascination.  Little kids are cool, though.  Once they can start interacting they become fun.

Agreed.

[naceygirl]

I also came out with the cord wrapped around my neck (6 times I think?). I looked purple and my family thought I was going to be a black baby. My father is half-and-half, so it wouldn't have been too odd. Except... no, I was just suffocating.

Nurse: Is she black?
Doctor: Er, no, she's just suffocating.

See, that's comedy gold right there.  Well done!

When I was a wee mite fresh from my mam's canal, I looked really effing weird.  First of all, I was a face presentation.  The doctor had some weird idea I was a breech birth, and he stuck his hand in and said, "Yes, I've found the anus!"

No.  It wasn't my anus, you tool, it was MY EYE.  So when I came out I had a black eye.  See, this is what happens when someone *does* punch a baby.  Years of therapy!

Then I got the german measles and a blister on my nipple (separate from the measles) that scarred it for life.  For all that, I think I turned out all right.  

[Paden]

Omg, laughing fit to bust here! I got told by my Dad who had it from my mom that the doctor asked her what she was going to name her son when I was born, and Mom took one look at him and said, "Cut the cord, you idiot, her name is <girl's name>. He looked again and man, did that sucker blush!

[Renegade]

Oh my god, what was wrong with those doctors?!  And they're supposed to be in charge of handling the birthing process?  They can't even tell if a baby's a he or a she, or which end is up?  Are they paysite owners, too?  They must be, to pay for the potential of malpractice suits!!

..Yeah, that wasn't funny.  Don't worry, it wasn't meant to be.

[neriana]

The nurse assisting at my birth was absolutely certain that I would be a boy because both my parents were tall. :roll:

I think those babies are ugly. But then, I don't like babies.

[Hecubus]

The nurse assisting at my birth was absolutely certain that I would be a boy because both my parents were tall. :roll:

:::::blinks::::::


That's like my great grandfather checking the feet of al his kids when they were born because he'd lost his toes to frostbite in the Alps.