No the ballad from TSR would be free and sound like this:
Oh one day was a lowly freesite,
Where only bandwidth got paid,
We posted so much shite,
Texture challenge in various plaid.
Then along came the evil Pescado
Our hearts began to drop
The pirates said "We do!"
Much conversation about paysites' plop.
And the ballad continues....all set to the tune of "Jolly Roger".
The important thing is to drop as many hints to paying subscribers that we exist - and publicly acknowledge us. You can use this ballad TSR spies - you can even sell it - I don't mind.