Wait, what if it's Jan's guberment hubby and TSR. Oh I may have to go back to lurking, these conspiracies theories are just so scarey.....
*dons tin foil hat* Ok , gots my hat, but should we perhaps have more protection?
I Think your tin foil hat & this condom
should be all the protection you need from Jan & her guberment husband.
Look it even has Jan's Hubby's picture on it so it must protect you from inbreeding as well
By the way is guberment pronounced G-U-B-E-R-M-E-N-T or G-O-O-B-E-R-M-E-N-T?
Must be gooberment LOL
Edited for Spelling errors.....