Main Street Sims: BTG's Golden Fuck Nut Award Winner

[that1chica]

She could be twelve, too, except she doesn't TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!

[AW]

*Gives standing ovation and case of rum to BTG for award ceremony*

[AwwBoo]

She could be twelve, too, except she doesn't TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!

Or type in OMFGWTFBBQ!1!11 netspeak.

[Aarrgghh Matey]

Uh oh, be scared, be very scared...  Here's what she's posted today.  Her husband works for the guvmint?  Probably pushing pencils in some large depot department...  There had even been some speculation in the past that she really doesn't have a husband.

"I wanted to let all of you know:

We have had so many phone calls since this forum had put up our
personal imformation that we got no sleep do the phone ringing.

We still are getting them so Joe has called the police to come and
look at our computer and to look at the link where our personal
imformation was. I had copied and pasted it and save it in case we
needed it.

Now the police officer went to this forum and read everything that
was put there. The police are now going to set up something so people
like this will and can not get your personal imformation.

Our phone calls will be going through them from now on. The police
have set up something on our computer to read all messages that we
get.  This was a life threatening thing that they did to us.

My husband is goverment and we have to be careful that the
imformation does fall into the wrong hands.

Jan"

[Ry]

I thought i had read this thread...lol. But WTF is she talking about? Or is it just some out of nowhere bullshit?

[FightingRose]

Uh oh, be scared, be very scared...  Here's what she's posted today.  Her husband works for the guvmint?  Probably pushing pencils in some large depot department...  There had even been some speculation in the past that she really doesn't have a husband.

"I wanted to let all of you know:

We have had so many phone calls since this forum had put up our
personal imformation that we got no sleep do the phone ringing.

We still are getting them so Joe has called the police to come and
look at our computer and to look at the link where our personal
imformation was. I had copied and pasted it and save it in case we
needed it.

Now the police officer went to this forum and read everything that
was put there. The police are now going to set up something so people
like this will and can not get your personal imformation.

Our phone calls will be going through them from now on. The police
have set up something on our computer to read all messages that we
get.  This was a life threatening thing that they did to us.

My husband is goverment and we have to be careful that the
imformation does fall into the wrong hands.

Jan"

Wtf? That seems a bit off to me. I'll ask my father later, since he's actually in investigations for the local PD. I don't really think the cops can do that much. Why would anyone here want her personal information anyway? So we can go to her house and laugh at her? Honestly.

[SparklePlenty]

Uh oh, be scared, be very scared...  Here's what she's posted today.  Her husband works for the guvmint?  Probably pushing pencils in some large depot department...  There had even been some speculation in the past that she really doesn't have a husband.

"I wanted to let all of you know:

We have had so many phone calls since this forum had put up our
personal imformation that we got no sleep do the phone ringing.

We still are getting them so Joe has called the police to come and
look at our computer and to look at the link where our personal
imformation was. I had copied and pasted it and save it in case we
needed it.

Now the police officer went to this forum and read everything that
was put there. The police are now going to set up something so people
like this will and can not get your personal imformation.

Our phone calls will be going through them from now on. The police
have set up something on our computer to read all messages that we
get.  This was a life threatening thing that they did to us.

My husband is goverment and we have to be careful that the
imformation does fall into the wrong hands.

Jan"

Oh, my. Google, you're in trubble now! The Gubmint of West Virginia is gonna get you! (Fucking moron.)

She deserves this award, BTG, for the simple reason of providing us with hours of entertainment!

[calalily]

Okay, I think I might have to start hitting people if I see cat macros through every single thread.  They're great for derailment threads, but shouldn't be conversation.

The police are now going to set up something so people like this will and can not get your personal imformation.

Teh internet police OH NOES!! Next it'll be the teh internet lawyers!!!!11!

Our phone calls will be going through them from now on.

How exactly - take it from me - without a court order and a boring life, cops aren't going to screen your calls.

My husband is goverment and we have to be careful that the imformation does fall into the wrong hands.

OHNOES!!11!!! Maybe even internet CIA!! Run pirates! Run! Teh internet is not safe!

[AwwBoo]

"I wanted to let all of you know:

We have had so many phone calls since this forum had put up our
personal imformation that we got no sleep do the phone ringing.

We still are getting them so Joe has called the police to come and
look at our computer and to look at the link where our personal
imformation was. I had copied and pasted it and save it in case we
needed it.

Now the police officer went to this forum and read everything that
was put there. The police are now going to set up something so people
like this will and can not get your personal imformation.

Our phone calls will be going through them from now on. The police
have set up something on our computer to read all messages that we
get.  This was a life threatening thing that they did to us.

My husband is goverment and we have to be careful that the
imformation does fall into the wrong hands.

Jan"

*Blinks*  I have nothing to add except wtf?   :roll:

[Bigtruckgirl]

*Gives standing ovation and case of rum to BTG for award ceremony*

Thank you, love, thank you. It was my honor to present Jan with this award. I'm glad you enjoyed the ceremony.

My husband is goverment and we have to be careful that the
imformation does fall into the wrong hands.

Jan"

Prime case on why this woman is just plain and simple a FUCKING NUT! IF your husband is government, then use a service to hide your WHOIS info... fuck nut. ANYONE can get that.... ANYONE, it is not PRIVATE.

It is not but a few dollars more a year and hell you aren't paying for it anyway, your subscribers are.

She deserves this award, BTG, for the simple reason of providing us with hours of entertainment!

I agree Sparkle, I so agree...
<claps vigorously > Jan, absolutely brilliant work! Beautiful example of pure Fuck Nuttiness.  You may yet win an additional Golden Fuck Nut.

[Ry]

Okay, I think I might have to start hitting people if I see cat macros through every single thread.  They're great for derailment threads, but shouldn't be conversation.

Meow.

No intentions to be rude here, Calalily, but it perfectly imitated how I felt/looked after reading that post. I shall try to cease and desist in the future, wouldn't want anyone to get beat up on my account.

[Witchboy]

Oh this is getting good :lol: I think i might peek in on her group to see what shes up to :twisted:  

*Sits back with popcorn & rum*

[Anyerfillag]

Didn't some other wackjob promise to bring in their husband who worked for the government to sort out something? Or was he a hacker? :?

But duuuude, wackjob, such a major and stupid wackjob. Like the police are actually going to do something like that without a shit load of evidence.

[Alphess]

My husband is goverment and we have to be careful that the
imformation does fall into the wrong hands.

Well, maybe she means her husbands name is 'government' ?

And who exactly do the wrong hands belong to? Terrorists? Like, if you kill paysites the terrorists have won?   :roll:

Jan,
We don't believe you. No one called you. The police are not intercepting anything over the intarwebz sent to your computer. Don't be crazy. We are grown-ups over here, who have actual knowledge of the way the police work, and I'd bet my left tit (the better tit, mind you) that they have their internet crimes divisions pretty darn busy looking for sex offenders and identity thieves.

[Paden]

*bows head for prayer* Oh Lord, for the wackjob in our midst, may we truly be grateful for she has given us untold mirth and merriment in our hours of boredom, confusion in our moments of whadafuh, and a renewed sense of incredulty in a world that makes us so very jaded that the landing of a ladybugs upon our heads is greeted with a swat upside the cranium to rid us of the insect. Lord, thank you for letting us see true idiocy in its undiluted form and permitting us to realize that compared to this silly BLEEP we are actually sane underneath all of our crazed ramblings. Watch over her and her invisible/non-existant husband, that they may continue to provide proof that inbreeding is bad. Give us the patience to ride out the storm of stupidity that she calls down upon our heads because in the end, we know that she is something that ought to have been placed in a behavioural study as the prime subject, with the main discovery being that brother and sister ought not to marry. Reveal to us who this person is so that we may not smite her, but actually laugh in her face for the rediculous threats and statements, and someday, dear Lord on high, return to her what sanity she ever had. Visit her in her padded cell and take pity on her madness, but not before honking her nose and squirting her with a seltzer bottle in the name of that most holy of clowns, Charlie Chaplin. All this we ask in your name, thank you, most kind Phyllis Diller! Aman!

The above post was made in a spirit of mockery and was not intended to offend anyone. Brought to you by the Save a Bitchy Pirate Foundation.