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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 10, 04:57:42
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Why you'd want a skintone like that, I don't know, but there you go.  Perhaps you're auditioning to for a role as an oumpah-loumpah in Willie Wonka? Oompa-Loompa Doompadee do, I have another riddle for you, Oompa-Loompa Doompadah dee, If you are wise you will listen to me. Who makes the sets that are ugly to see? Who has the fug for which you pay a fee... Sorry, too much alcohol. I'll let someone funnier that me finish that one. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 09, 04:56:04
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Someone wanna break it to Buntah that the thong part is supposed to be on the ass, not the front? What is the sponge for? Just an attatched booze absorber?
Saves the clothes from getting wet when the models look in the mirror and start crying over the horrendous outfit they've been put in. But booze absorber works. 'Course, then you'd have a trail of men following you home from the bar....wait a sec, I need to get me one of these coats! |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 09, 01:23:40
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That doesn't even look like fur. It looks like...sponge. At least it's absorbent. Or maybe I've had too much to drink. OMG, am I going insane here, or does Liz Hurley look like Madge again! Either I'm beginning to see Madonna everywhere, or this guy has an obsession with the singing granny.
We'll know for sure if you see Madonna in that Justin Timberfug sim. It definitely ain't Justin, though. Justin's long lost brother from another mother that fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, sure, but not Justin. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 08, 19:04:41
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Therein lies the question. Seven downloads (for the set; 10 for each outfit it looked like; one revision; no comments). Maybe for the same reasons I was going to? I don't even have the heart to throw one of those outfits on my asylum sims, and they get some pretty funky stuff as it is.
Sim!Liz Hurley needs a paper bag, immediately. "Hurley" indeed.
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 08, 18:09:50
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I can relate, and I also laughed. Maybe you could check out THIS?   If only I wasn't built like a stick. No tits, no ass, but damn it, I got me so hips! Nothing Chaz does surprises me anymore I've come to expect that uncontrollable urge to vomit.
Anyway here's a winner, free but it's TSR
<eye offending snip>
Dear God! The fourth outfit...why? At least make those pants match the rest of the fug outfits! Have some taste, woman! I have to admit, I kinda feel like bumping her set download from 7 to 8, just to see how bad it'll look in my game. Unfortunately, I saw a nice elder workout set of clothes while I was scrolling down to see the fug. I really really don't want to have to download from TSR... |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 08, 06:21:35
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The "I heart shoes" shirt confuses me. I mean, if you're gonna be that slutty, and you're gonna have something plastered on your chest, it might as well be, "Bewbs! I has them! LOOK AT THEM!!!!"
Or, my personal favorite, the t-shirt that reads "I'm up here" with an arrow pointing up. One of my friends bought me a shirt like that because I have huge boobs (again, no pics, so I am also a liar  ). I always loved that shirt. Unfortunately, being the tall and skinny bitch I am, I need a shirt with an arrow that POINTS to the boobs and says, "No, really, they're here. Somewhere." Is it the alcohol in my system or does Sim!Claire Danes have a huge-ass head, compared to her neck and bit of upper body. Poor Juliet. Looking like that, if she went out on the balcony and did the whole "wherefore art thou" bit, Romeo would be running in the other direction like someone lit a fire under his ass. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 07, 06:00:19
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Okay, I'm a tall, skinny bitch. I have a tiny little waist (no pics, so I'm automatically lying), but at least I have room for my internal organs! Shiiit. Do these people even think about normal proportion or are they just thinking, "zomg, look at my Barbies!"?
The "I heart shoes" shirt confuses me. I mean, if you're gonna be that slutty, and you're gonna have something plastered on your chest, it might as well be, "Bewbs! I has them! LOOK AT THEM!!!!"
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 05, 20:38:06
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Chazcrap at its finest. This is apparently Ashley Tisdale (I think that's one of the latest Disney clones.), but "Old bag lady" is a more deserving title methinks.
<snippety do dah>
There's something wrong with those eyes in the close-up shot. I swear, they're gonna start rolling around and a disembodied voice is going to hiss at me for my soul. I stared at it for a good three minutes, and I can't quite figure it out. Are they slightly cross-eyed? Uneven? Also? She looks like she has a horseshoe of snot coming from her nostrils. Attractive, that is. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Official Survey: They're going to sell individual downloads!?WTF?!
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on: 2008 July 05, 06:12:53
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I don't think that the EA Store is what you would call a "paysite". It's EA selling the shit that they have a right to sell online. It's pretty funny how lame the products they are selling are, though.
Bolding mine. Shouldn't that be "It isn't surprising"...? I certainly didn't expect anything more than what they did release. Fucking ugly shit that tickles the funny bone and offends the eye. Pardon my language. I was raised by loggers. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.
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on: 2008 July 03, 19:07:03
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Those children in the undies/swimwear? They have peens, most definitly *shudder*
Although disturbing, I couldn't help but think that they're more well-endowed than my last boyfriend... I'll just, um, show myself out now. And possibly shower to get rid of the dirty feeling I got from checking out little sim girl packages. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Official Survey: They're going to sell individual downloads!?WTF?!
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on: 2008 July 03, 01:35:12
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I don't think the ducks look good on the table. One of them hangs off the back. Kind of an obvious error. What is wrong with these people. The free community has done so much better and takes more effort.
That could be the fault of the ducks, however. Knowing me and my luck, I managed to pick out two items of equal borkage and put them together to create a new, super-powered borkage. Maybe something that sits in the centre of the table, much like a potted plant, wouldn't have the same edge-tottering effect. It's just...they were ducks! And they were cute! The curtain and the window are also borked but I am pretty sure that someone posted fixed versions in the thread at MATY. They dont have diagonal meshes and one of them (cant remember which) isnt properly on its tile. Also in the thread on the BBS (only went there cause it was liked from here and I am a curious pirate) the sheeple were complaining that the objects form the EP's contain the original dialog scripts but not the animations that go with them.
I think it's great that there are people out there that are willing to take the crap EA puts out and fixes it. It makes the world a better, happier, shinier place. The problem, for me at least, the community shouldn't have to fix something like that. It should be the company's responsibility. Then again, it IS EA that I'm talking about. I shouldn't expect anything from them but broken and fucked up shit that the community fixes. (Fixes that I'm extremely thankful for.) I think it's the Virgo in me, demanding perfection, though I know damned well I'm never gonna get it. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Official Survey: They're going to sell individual downloads!?WTF?!
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on: 2008 July 02, 23:11:10
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It's borked? How amusing! The EAxian paystuffs looked like shit, and when I was little, my mom told me not to play with shit, so I haven't touched them.  Anyways, I'm hoping the sheeple will complain about it. EAxis needs to fix it, since it's their official webstore and all. Customer support, warranties, stuff like that. They can't just peddle things like some half-assed paysite. I don't go to the exchange, but if you see people to complain about borked EAxian paystuff, encourage them to file a complaint to customer support. After all, if they paid for it, EA needs to fix it. IMO it's just as simple as that. The borked-ness. Lemme show you it, with apologies for the craptastic computer.  Okay, so it's not so bad. Minor borkage.  Aw! Look at the cute widdle duckies! They look adorable on the table! But you know what? They'd look better on the grass BESIDE the table.  I can has more rum now please? I admit, it wasn't as bad as I thought, and I stopped trying to find the borked items after that (could've sworn there was at least one more, but I could be wrong. Inebriated, y'know). But still...don't put anything decorative next to the table. Although the duck face coming out of the table is kinda cute... I'd like to second that request for moar postage, but only if you shoot one of those rum & cokes my way. Pirate juice for everyone! Cheers! Oh, and if the pictures are annoying anyone, lemme know, and I'll link 'em instead. Unless you're link-a-phobic like me. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Official Survey: They're going to sell individual downloads!?WTF?!
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on: 2008 July 02, 22:27:24
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Nope. Call me a cynic, but this is just a prelude to them legalizing paysites. Soon you will be able to download TSR and Peggy creations through the EA store. They will invite the top paysite creators to join the store. The paysite owners will be able to sell their pixels, EA will take a cut of the profits and everyone will be happy, except for the people who will have to pay for the stuff.  The only good things that will follow is that since it is an EA store, Peggy can't peddle her photoshopped gappy hairs to people. If the preview pic is not accurate/the item does not function as it is supposed to work, you'll be able to complain to EA customer service, since you bought it via their webstore. I foresee lots of screaming and gray hairs for the customer support personnel. Please correct me if I'm wrong. I was drunk yesterday, and I'm drunk again today (like I would do anything else with my days off but drink spiced rum and cokes). But I could've sworn that the few items I actually played around with from the store were borked. As in, didn't sit right, didn't work right, etc. If that's the case, I can see Peggy's crap being more than welcomed at the store. Or do they expect higher standards from people who don't work for them? For fuck's sake, that whole store looks like TSR-lite to me. No tomatoes since you make sense, and you already covered everything else. I loves me some smart newbies. Welcome aboard, PirateJenny and Theria! The rum is to the left, the kittehs to the right and remember not to irritate Pescado. He gets a bit grumpy sometimes, and since he's the only one here with the power to smite you, you might want to keep in his good graces.  Oh, trust me, it took a good while before I had the guts to post here. I think I'm gonna sit my ass down with one more spiced rum and coke "pirate juice", my fugly bridesmaid dress, and keep up my angry grumblings. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Official Survey: They're going to sell individual downloads!?WTF?!
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on: 2008 July 02, 19:26:46
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Le sigh. TWICE today, I have to make my first post at different forums (brief post high-jack...Hey, everyone. New. Read the faqs. Lurked. Throw rotten tomatoes if you must).
I tried to post to the BBS thread that was linked earlier and got a message back that it was read-only. Did I come to late to the party with my disgust and fist shaking? I even tried to be nice for once!
I swear, always the bridesmaid in the fugly dress, never the bride...
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