Because everyone needs a set of undies that are shaped like a bikini, ruffled like a goose in the wind, and colored by a blind person.
Oh, and matching stockings. I never pass up on undies with
matching stockings.
Okay, I'm done with the sarcasm for now. Man, those are some
ugly undies, Dr. House.
Although, on a scale of one to ten, they're not exactly Janet Jackson's nipple, are they?