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1  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: BREAKING NEWS: EA FUCKS TSR on: 2009 December 31, 00:22:09
For once, EA:s fuck-it-ups bring something good. I hope next time they "accidentally" send a bomb to the TSR Headquarters or whatever. Myself, I usually wait to see if others have problems before I patch my game, ever since EA killed my game by turning all lots into huge blue rectangles and thus practically killing my favourite family, and then not even bothering to answer my support mail. Fuck 'em, I say.  Roll Eyes
2  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 December 12, 13:53:16
Because I'd really love to have stupid lollipops and crap on my walls! Wouldn't you?
3  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 July 26, 19:06:58
I am so never wearing skirts without underwear again. Oh wait, I never did that anyway. Paysite stupidity.
4  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 July 25, 21:18:20
And lastly, hair is inanimate.  It does not "want" to do anything.  It doesn't have emotions or desires. Even if it did, I still don't think that pixelized game hair would WANT to do anything.

But... but MY hair always wants things!  Embarrassed
BTW, I'm really happy my hair still doesn't look as fugly as that one. It's because mine has never wished to be "wind blown" yet. It usually just asks me for cheeseburgers. See? It's not my fault I can haz big belly, it's my HAIR wanting all those cheeseburgers! Damn hair, I need to get greater distances between my senses.
5  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: This is ridiculous! on: 2009 July 25, 19:42:37
Maybe their reasoning is "I wouldn't see this supah sekrit trick! And I iz really smrt! No one will know!"

 Grin
6  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Well here we go, I present the first TS3 Pay items thanks to Peggy on: 2009 July 25, 19:25:52
Nosebleed? Arousal? OMG.

Well, it's still WTF. People get sexually aroused from many things, but from Peggy hairs? Naah.  Cheesy
7  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Well here we go, I present the first TS3 Pay items thanks to Peggy on: 2009 July 25, 18:00:02
Ignoring all the other WTF-ery in this topic:

And the damn smilies on her forum, I swear one of them it was bleeding though its nose, and then blood was going into its mouth, and then it was blowing the blood away, I'll just share the post, mind you it is scary:
http://www.peggyzone.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=275&page=3&authorid=660145

... Eh? Who the hell would want a smiley like that? What does it SAY? What does it MEAN? Why would you need to use it?  Huh

I guess it just confirms my growing suspicion that Peggy is a little... weird in a certain important body part. Or a lot.  Grin
8  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: TSR: IN UR COMPUTER, VIRUSIN' UR FILES! on: 2009 July 25, 14:55:47
How does one say the phrase, "chicken shit bastard" in Swedish?

I'm much too lazy to think up a nice translation for that phrase exactly, but I can say something else...

Tidigare erfarenheter har visat att sannolikheten för att TSR ska vara pålitliga är ungefär lika stor som sannolikheten att min skrivbordsstol kommer att förvandlas till choklad. Jag väntar fortfarande på den där chokladen.  Undecided

edit: Because maj wrajting is stjupid.
9  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: TSR strikes again - GOS. on: 2009 April 17, 21:07:02
Must be the famous TSR Standard™, because I'm from Sweden and my definition does not equal TSR. And as everyone knows, I'm the definition of Sweden itself, being the perfect Medelsvensson. Er... not really. But TSR is fucked up, so I would still say they use their own definitions of stuff.


edit: Something tells me I'm rather confusing/confused. Must have rum.
10  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: TSR: In Ur Accounts, Deletin Ur Stuffs! on: 2009 April 16, 01:24:58
Dot has to get some new shape, I see. Also some hardware would be great, maybe banged against fluffy pink head. Is great tutorial - I am really convinced.

Oh Coconut, how I did not see thy bluffery before the light of Jesus Dot!!!!111 made me see it! Don't everyone know that all people speaking against the TSR-suckiness are spending their entire lives photoshopping screencaps of mentioned suckiness.

"I call it doing the slide". Slide what? Your ass against the carpet, Dottie-dot? Sounds like my dog. But at least he is a poodle, non-pink, and actually quite intelligent. Also, his shape is manageable.
11  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Prettiest Freesite Creation Find: Round Two (Apparently) on: 2009 April 14, 22:28:57
My downloads folder now officially hates me  Cheesy
12  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: NEW TSR LEGAL THREAT! on: 2009 April 14, 21:14:58
Lucky that, if it's not too bad! I don't know about LJ since I've never spent much time there.  Grin
13  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: NEW TSR LEGAL THREAT! on: 2009 April 14, 18:19:34
Everything is about money  Tongue Sometimes I wish things weren't. Things that are done just for money tends to suck real bad, big time.

Like for example... hmm... let me think... tsr? EA?
14  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: TSR: In Ur Accounts, Deletin Ur Stuffs! on: 2009 April 03, 14:49:04
Blah blah blah
Damn you. Now I have to bleach my brain a few times to get rid of the image of Thoma$$ making heart-eyes at Pescado.

Oops! Sorry. Here. You get for free. *hands out brain bleach*
I made it myself. From acid. The strength of this stuff is just the right one, I hope. I haven't tested yet...


@Simlizus: Ah, so that's the way it is. I see.

...

No, on the other hand, I really wish I didn't  Lips sealed
15  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: TSR: In Ur Accounts, Deletin Ur Stuffs! on: 2009 April 03, 04:16:49
TheSuckResource are really quite stupid to try and put references to us into every single bloody thing they do. Makes them sound like they're obsessed, or as if they have a bad constipation with the emphasis on 'bad'.

Or like they're in love with Pescado.

*conspiracy music*
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