Please tell me you are not serious about that. Why would you want to have yourself known as an annoying spammer? Why would you want a thread devoted to pointless one line remarks?
It's gonna happen anyway. so if you don't want to read the twelveness then we'll have a thread which YOU and everyone else can ignore. It was Blue's idea anyway.
edit: Camilla, you're right. Most of the newbies who dare to post get yelled at for their moronness.