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31  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Sims 2 on Wikipedia on: 2006 November 16, 22:42:45
I found this site by following Pescado's sig on Insimenator.

I never bother with Wiki.
32  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 16, 22:39:44
I'm stuck in the middle.

I look way younger than I am and so people guess me at around 18 or 19. I've even heard 15  :roll:

And I would love to know how all these husbands are housecleaning. Mine is firmly convinced that his voice will go up an octave and his testicles will shrivel to raisins if he so much as does the dishes.
33  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Random Story Time on: 2006 November 16, 09:35:23
I don't want to necessarily torture them. I just want them dead.

But nooooo. I can't buuuuurn them to death. I ended up having to drown them.
34  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Random Story Time on: 2006 November 16, 09:22:46
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Murder in TS1 did seem simpler. Ah, how I yearn for the good old days.


Funny you mention this. I have been trying to make a ghost for a haunted house and THEY.WILL.NOT.DIE!

I can't kill the bloody things. I wanted a fire to take them out and for an entire sim week, I couldn't get anything to catch on fire.
35  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 15, 00:25:13
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Well that settles it then. You're just weird.


Granted.
36  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 15, 00:15:07
Ah. I personally think Ben Stiller is adorable. But then I also have a crush on Adam Sandler.
37  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Openhousejack on: 2006 November 15, 00:02:35
Quote from: "yamikuronue"
.... and I just found worse. Ick. I'm never, ever going to this site again.

http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600040090

warning: pedo beastiality (O.o) involving toddlers (!!!)


That made me throw up a little in my mouth.  :shock:

Seriously. WTF is wrong with people where this is entertainment?
38  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 14, 23:43:47
That is so true.

I did that once at a garage sale my parents were holding. We had a huge pile of dirt and tree branches that we never got around to hauling away.

Stuck a sign in it saying "Free. You haul it."

Lo and behold, it was gone by the end of the day. People are weird.
39  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 14, 23:30:22
If you were a lawyer, your circular logic would cease to be circular and become more of a dodecahedron. Or a slinky shape.

Whatever.

It's been a long day and I am not really coherant.

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Well, surely the mall would be heated when it's cold out. :wink:


Obviously you have never been to my local mall...
40  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 14, 23:21:42
Quote from: "Ensign EO"
Quote from: "Solander"
I can pay my server bills with my own money without having to sing at the mall with no shoes, so donations are not neccessary.


Would you do it anyway?


Eeep! Not if it is that cold!

We don't want him to get frostbite.
41  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Why do people pay for some of this stuff? on: 2006 November 14, 23:05:43
Quote from: "avic"
You don't scrub your toilet in full make-up and hair while wearing three inch heels and a skirt that half your ass is hanging out of?  What the hell is wrong with you?!?!  :roll:


Good lord 'n' butter NO!!

Thats what I wear when I am weeding the garden.

Silly Avic.

I wear my platform hooker boots and peacock feathers on my butt when I scrub the toilet.
42  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 14, 23:02:22
My issue wasn't grammar mistakes.

I can forgive mispellings and grammar mistakes because I know that not everyone has English as a first language. (Unless you insist on typing in chatspeak. Then I might have to hunt you down and kill you for making my eyes bleed.)

But grammar and spelling? Eh. As long as I can get to the point.

I do, however, have trouble following circular logic. The topic went all over the place and never actually addressed the point.

He has since come here and clarified what he meant. No harm, no foul.
43  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 14, 22:42:52
I still think you are cute though. And you resemble Ben Stiller.
44  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 14, 06:58:30
Quote from: "liegenschonheit"
You can't claim that this is your livelyhood, then claim to be accepting donations when the tax man comes.


I wish I could use this logic when it comes to certain so-called nonprofit organizations.
45  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Pimp My Sims on: 2006 November 14, 06:23:59
In my defense, I wasn't able to make heads or tails out of what he wrote.

It was the cyber equivilent of an out of body experiance for me.
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