I hope to heavens somebody saved that gem of a photo.

Somebody did, right?

Damn.

There goes my latest photoshop fodder.

I have tits too. Does that make me hot?

Oh is that what was burning?

I was sure it was SAAAAAAAATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That site made my day. I passed it onto all my friends.

Bwahahahahaha!!

That track is hilarious! I actually snorted Diet Coke out my nose. I don't recommend that. It hurts.

24 is good. I think I will stay 24 for a long time.

I don't like thinking about the fact that I am 27.

Wait...they named a kid Creed?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I know of a kid named Ayatollah.


I was called Lucy as a child by my grandfather. That name is nowhere close to my real name though.

I was also called Jelly Beans and Babykins by my parents.

My cat is named Sasha but I call her Peanut.

Okay, well I would guess that one freshly dead would not have as many dry shavings to chafe. Seeing as the moisture would still be intact, it may not need that much filing to be smooth.

Gads. I just disgusted myself.

As I refuse to read this story, I will be going on assumption here.

I realize that it is a dead body. How dead though? Are we talking fairly ripe or pretty well into dust? Because that makes a big difference in technique, I would think.

I just discovered sweet and spicy pecans.

 :shock: total mouth orgasm.

Avocados are a gift from the gods. Yummmmm

Hersheys chocolate, on the other hand, is an abomination and should be smote from the confectionary world.

*smoting Hersheys*

Bleck. I'd rather eat a wax candle. It would taste better.

And I am allergic to cherries. Pity that I love them so much.

Gee...ya think?

You are cute. Will you be my friend?

Ganguro looks to me rather like Charo.

Or Tammy Faye Baker.

Both tend to give me nightmares.

I remember once the hubster and I were at a porn shop looking around for a particular movie (The Devil in Miss Jones part 2: Quite possibly the best made, most hilarious porno ever made).

I was perusing the movie selection and found me a fetish one about feet.

Not just any feet.

Feet with raw ground beef smeared and squished between the toes.

Because that is sexy.  :shock:

Quick question.

I am so totally removed from the whole manga/anime/fangirl/prettyboyswithmakeup/whatever thing. It is pretty much a culture shock for me. I don't get it and I don't understand it. But that is neither here nor there.

Can someone translate "yaoi" for me? Is there a literal translation or is it more of a concept?

Rarely do we get to experiance delusions of grandeur of such magnitude. It warms the wee cockles of my heart to see such an elaborate attempt at style and grace fall so short of the mark.

I showed that "fashion show" to my husband. This is a direct quote.

"Uhhh. What the fuck was that?"

Well he did just finish building me a Tetris style shelving unit for my shot glass collection.

I think he is keep-able.