Not much makes me burst into laughter any more after so many of these (insert pretentious air quotes here) creations have left me dead inside, but something about this bit being titled "Magnificent Long Hair" made me bark.




This just looks contagious.




This just looks painful.




Alright, this one's beyond me. My brain won't help me be clever until I start feeding it imagery that doesn't make it pray for self-destruction.

My god. Those look like the result of some kind of lactation mishap.

It works just fine if you're trying to make a house look like ass.

Are we completely sure that's a dude? Looks kind of like one of those people that would check the "other" box when confronted about gender.

EDIT: I really gotta stop posting here first and finding crap later.

At least now I know what to download to make my Sims the top of in-game pigs... Why is another matter entirely.

EDIT: Fug find!


I call these "black hole boobs." Not only have they begun to suck inward, but swirl while they're at it.

I think we'll sooner see Satan ice skating to work than T$R doing something to voluntarily cut their profits. Still, I certainly wouldn't mind a fug filtration system.

It's gravity defying hair, and not in the moderately cool yet supremely overused anime-type way. As a member of homo sapiens, I can attest that our hair certainly does not stick to our foreheads like that without some kind of glue or There's Something About Mary-eqsue "adhesive."

I never realized something like this actually existed until I looked at Photobomb and found this rather disturbing image.

That "Stud" hair made me laugh out loud, as opposed to most of these creations which somehow make me angry. I guess the latter reaction is my jealousy of not getting paid for taking a two polygon shit.

Nice, a triple post then a quadruple post. I'm assuming that's being left alone for fear of getting sucked into this murky abyss of legality/depravity, which I can't really blame anyone for not wanting to touch with a ten foot pole.

Inadvertent down's syndrome FTL.

Well, I'm glad you're on our side. :|

I'm not going to lie. I'm a lot better at berating ugly Sims items than arguing a legal definition I'm no expert in. That being said...





There seems to be a sudden influx of lingerie that reminds me of the circus.

Libel is a tort, or civil wrong, not a criminal offense. 

I think what's more frustrating about good ideas executed poorly is that other people with that good idea won't try it out.

The center stripes on the shoulders kinda look like femurs.

EDIT: Maybe I should have looked through all the recent clothing before completing this post.

It's like... This site and its message of righteous awesomenity had begun to heal the total lack of faith I had in mankind, and then... It's like that feeling you get when that neighbor kid tells you Santa isn't real, and then you go home in tears to your parents, and they tell you it's true. This outfit is true.

Strangely enough, that's exactly what happened to me.

There's a lot of whining and butthurt, but from the jist of it, the French chick is accusing AAS from stealing from her, I think. Something about how she took it from a photo that she took in a village in France. Broken English is not the friend of my comprehensions. This was posted:

Maybe someone else can glean information from this grammatical trainwreck:
http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims3-materials-metals/title/FreeFantastik8/id/919720/