My postcount may be low, and I may be no expert, but I feel that it comes down to this:

We will never descend to TSR's level.

We will never hack them. We will never defame them. We will never steal from them. We will never fill their Fotobukkits with porn. Most of all, we will never mislead or steal from the company that, with all its faults, has given us joy: EAxis.

Largely, our fervour is based on faith that, if we scream loud enough, no matter how many times we're silenced on the BBS or TSR forums, someone of note will flinch, pause and say, "Hey, wait," and the people who really don't care that TSR has stolen from them will start caring.

And then there's my personal theory that there's no doing such because TSR is bribing EA, but that's crazy talk. OR IS IT???

O HAI SIM LABIA

The off-centre placement of the thong, to me, suggests impending fisting by the gangrenous zombie hand of a stalker.

I'm not quite Russian enough to recommend hiding saws in the snowdrifts, but I still have an idea.

Point him at a bear. Tell him it's Ben Bell. Laugh at ensuing craziness.

Hey, I was just kissing ass. Great choice. Thinking of the children. Moving on.


Every time I hear about some parent suing some media company because their kid was exposed to ~new ideas~ and asked the parents questions that they "weren't ready to answer", I want to cut someone. ALFIE'S DAD, people. REMEMBER AND TEACH.

I was a zero when I learned about sex from a book aimed at 6s. I got comprehensive, shameless sex ed in school. Look, Ma! No STDs/nooboos/promiscuity!

Gawd, yes. Or the ones who devote their entire lives to being their child's bestest buddy rather than their parent, to the same end.

On the other hand, the fact that you can take a step back and say that about yourself suggests that you are a "big" enough person to recognize your problems and fix 'em. I know a lot of moms who could learn from you.

And as for body sliders - does EA really expect a 12 not to know what's under the clothes?

First thought upon seeing confirmation of Coconut's suspicions:

Damn, that was a bad choice of font colour.

Mod The Sims IS first, though, for Sims 2. I'm in the process of checking out the number one result for Sims 3, which isn't TSR. It's called Sims3Port, and it appears to be free, but... kinda sketchy (i.e. Michael Jackson is classed as an automobile). Never did trust Google for finding CC sites, anyways.

To make this post more relevant, TSR IS CONSTRUCTED FROM PURE DOUCHE AND MUST BE DESTROYED.

Oh, Evony. Never change. Amazing what people will do to pander to lonely dweebs.

...Is she supposed to be blind? 'Cuz those are some crazy cataracts up in there.

Been away for a few days. How's this?

I think I'll try writing an essay on how fucked up Chaz is based on his celebs.

(Yes, he's a personal squick. How can someone not recognize that they cannot understand faces??)

The term "bolt-ons" seems to apply equally well.

Send them on a lone camping trip in bear (or rattlesnake, depending on your locale) country. You can teach them how not to die if you're feeling generous.

They are rather like restraint devices sometimes, aren't they? I like my big-ass hiking boots, though. Waterproof, elevating, protective, and kickworthy.