Naceygirl: Ah, but you're not a Harmo[a]nian. Harmonians/Harmoanians are infuriating. Harry/Hermione shippers are alright (they're all called shippers, Lily, both "fans" and "shippers" under your meaning), but the Harmo[a]nians are the psychopathic ones. They're the ones who go on and on and on about rubbish, use information to prove H/Hr that they invented themselves, and bitch about all other ships. My friend JJ, on the other hand, ships H/Hr and she's every bit as sane as you or me with it (I, personally, prefer R/Hr
, and I'm glad they got together in the final book. Small writing for spoiler, Kitty, so don't check until you've finished reading all 7 books!).
I just read a whole thing about batshit Puppyshippers, so obviously we're not as awesome as I thought we were. Comfort me, someone? *cry*
Rose Potter: One person decided to "rewrite" all the Harry Potter books with a female protagonist, correcting all JK's "mistakes". This has resulted in a load of pro-female shit that is only good in sporked form. The writing is terrible and doesn't make much sense and it's really sexual in a bad way. There is no humour in it and it's pretty maddening. Rose's treatment of Ron is appalling! Oh yeah, and she's a "druidess" and spends her life naked, staring at other girls' naked bodies and pointing out how much hair they have "down there" and is "NOT GAY I TELL YOU!!!!!11111unodostres" (says Kieran Halcyon, the genderless author). And they kept Cedric alive because he's her soulmate, apparently. There are also ridiculous parallels between Rose Potter and the Goblet of Fire and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I'm not kidding. RPGOF was written the year before HPHBP came out, so that's pretty impressive. However, Rose shows parallels between both HP7's Voldemort and Harry (moreso Voldemort, TBH; Rose is pretty evil).
Yahoo! Group of The Girl Who Lived (you can only go in if you have an 18+ y!email):
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/girlwholived/Chapter One of Rose Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (I recommend reading
everything if you find it even remotely funny. I'm on book 5. I've read every single chapter so far and, believe me, it gets MUCH funnier than this.):
http://www.journalfen.net/community/the_hms_stfu/118106.html#cutid1Personally, Kitty, I loved the fifth film. It sucked in so many places, but I loved it all the same. My second favourite next to M!HP3, the film done by Cuáron the R/S shipper.