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Phew. Glad K&E are gone. I was freaking out earlier when I noticed that a "smartassbrat" and "smartass_brat" had joined here and InSim today. (Sorry smartass - I tend to panic easily. No offense meant by comparing your name to Kathy's nick.)

Even if Walt actually goes through and visits the threads, he can't really do anything but wave his banhammer at this point.

Buuuut.... Just in case he's reading this:

I'll be honest, whenever I saw that thing I'd always think "Post-op dragqueen." It's just so damn LOUD.

Walt may as well cut his losses, keep what little donation money he gathered in the past week, and spend it on a new computer chair. Because you know he's gonna be shitting his pants when he reads that thread. Times like this I wanna go to Vegas, marry the internet, and have a dozen of its awesome, glee inspiring babies.

But I thought that the burnination plan had been derailed?

I suspect that the whole "The current Recession - just like mom used to make!" spiel was the same pitch that he made to his aging mother in order to get his paws on her moniez. "Hey mom, remember back when everybody was poor and no one had any hope for the future? This is like that, except with teh internets. I know you don't know what that is, but it means that I make more money off of poor people when times are bad. So what do you say to investing? If you disagree, blink once. If you agree, blink twice and I'll give you back your feeding tube."

And how is studying history supposed to help run a business? He should have studied business, or at least taken a class to learn that knowing history does not = degree in business management. His incompetence as owner of the site is displayed by his purchasing of the site in the first place.

To lurkers like (formally) me reading this: As long as everyone's in agreement to back-up the site, it just comes down to an issue of curiousity. It's tempting to see what Walt is saying his defense - the man is deepthroating his foot at this point. But instead of popping over there, do something else that you know is bad for you, but is hard to resist. Ruin your diet with some chocolate/meat/bread/dairy. Call back that ex you swore you'd never speak to again. Listen to some N'Sync. The easist way to resist tempation is to give in to a different one. After reading this thread, I've seen no reason to think that my patience won't be rewarded.

Since only the mods have access to the staff thread (right?), hopefully there won't be a sudden influx of gawkers...

I say both. Have K&E break everything in the house, leave on all the lights, neglect the children, and make messes everywhere. 3 days later, evict them, and move in Walt (with Fortune Aspirations, of course - and no job). Have him try to put the children to work before Social Services shows up, then sit back and watch the carnage. And then after all is said and done, buy Walt a rabbit vibrator so that he can fuck himself. Once he's finished, just burninate the hell out of him.
It's all very therapeutic.

Well, I have an idea, but I don't know if it would work. It all depends on Walt, but let's say, for evil's sake, that Walt is too busy finding Nemo to kill the site once the work/school weeks starts. So he goes on InSim, and notices a lot of ranting and raving and panic - he gets panicked.

Luckily for him, there are so many helpful people here who have accounts on InSim, who can tell him to stay calm, everything's fine... don't kill the site, just give it a few days and it will all work out. No reason to close anything down - we're all behind him %100 percent now.

Until Pescado finishes up, that it is. I wouldn't even dare to guess how big the explosion will be after that. This is all theoretical, of course, but I happen to like the underhandedness of it - Lord knows that deceit goes hand-in-hand with InSim, now.

Broken Home Sims?

Ugh... I made myself sad. I was trying to come up with something involving the words "emancipation" or "emancipated" since it is such a family site with many young people, but nothing worked.

It's like Mommy InSimenator broke up with Kathy & Eric and now this new guy Walt comes in and starts making out with the InSimenator right in front of us, and we're expected to just looove our new Daddy, and Mominator is distant now and we suspect that she lost us in the mall on purpose last time.

And then our new Dad Walt starts charging customers real money instead of marbles for lemonade from our playful, innocent lemonade stand.  Soon, he even begins plans to start charging us for supplies! When it's our damn lemon tree!

Then again, I was only a lurker at InSim until yesterday, so I guess my perspective is somewhat limited.

How about InSimLiberator?

Mr. Norman Bates himself. I'm amazed that no one else posted something like it before me. And thanks for the rum, armywife. Now I need some banana ice-cream.

That's totally fair, Missbonbon. But it's not the arrangement of the new CEO of "Insimenators.net"'s face that bothers me. It's that weird vibe he's got, like:



Guy is creepy.