Heh, writing backwards on my hand = not something I'll do again soon. I'm not a master spammer, sorry. Could only keep it up for so long - did it to try and lighten the mood a bit and give you something to make fun of.

I am a nobody here, and pretty much a nobody anywhere else, but I sure hope I got some of you to laugh.

I see. Well, Anita is terrible at giving head. This may be why the Tom person left her. I've set her straight to work practicing.



I'd like to meet this Perry individual, honestly. I would love to meet someone as amazing and MAGICAL as myself!

Also, Kenmtl. I hope you realise that your attempts to deceive me have not gone unnoticed. Once I am in control, you are banned.

Well, we didn't go golfing. Of course, it's 1 am, so that's likely why. However, is the Anita you may be reffering to kind of an ugly bat, with a brown smear on her nose, the name "Tom" carved into her body repeatedly, odour, greedy little eyes, and a posture not unlike that of Gollums, a la Tolkien? Because if you know her, I'd like you to know that I'm in love and we will be married on the next convenient Thursday. My typing may be off, she's across the room sucking what she can of my enormous cock.

And who is this "Perry" you mention?

Alright.


So, I've decided that I will purchase Mod The Sims 2, The Garden of Shadows, and the Nuke Family servers. I'm going to replace Mod The Sims 2's ads with bright, blinking ones. As for The Garden of Shadows, I'll need to get rid of their pesky moderation staff. And a lot of the members - I was looking over there a moment ago and the place is filled with naysayers. They'll be banned, of course. I also need to place more ads for, oh, that one teen Vampire Impersonator place. Hot Topic! That's right. I should probably also order someone to make a red and black theme for it - the current one does not scream Satanism enough for my liking. The Nuke Family is going to get nuked outright. All the sites hosted therein are competition I don't need, and may cut in on profit. Since most of these places don't really need big, fancy servers and things I can run them all for next to nothing. Of course,  I'll tell everyone it costs three or four times more than it does. Profit, and all that.

Also, I want someone to get working on those modifications to the Insimenator immediately. Pay-Per-Use. I'm not sure about the Chaz Sims thing. Maybe if it were Sarah Palin or Lindsay Lohan. I also think I should talk to this Thomass man I keep reading about. He seems like a stand-up guy - someone I can learn from, as he's been in the game for a good long while. Also, someone told me that selling content for this game is illegal? If so, how is that big ol' businessman guy person keeping his business? I guess his mom lived through the depression, too.

Alright. I may or may not return - I've got some golfing to do with a lady named Anita.

How much does Garden of Shadows cost? I'd really like to direct something toward the Vampire Impersonators.

I'd like to say, "Say no to Padens."

What IS a Paden anyway?

That's... brilliant! People love cocaine-riddled and alcohol-soaked celebrities. That's a marvelous addition. I order it immediately. What do these Chaz Sims look like?

She's mostly correct, you know. Your offering to me must be from the heart, or at least attached to your own body. If you want to give me your heart, though, you many.

I need more for the jar on my desk.

Yes. Offerings of breasts? That's a good start. Oh, I've a fantastic idea! I'm so brilliant. Why don't you women, with your breasts, take pictures of them! That would be a magnificent gift for the people who buy memberships at Insim Adult.

I've also been considering ordering someone to edit the Insimenator thing. I'd love it, if it charged a credit card every time it was downloaded, and every time it was used (per component, of course.) I'm sure your hacking people can manage this. Get on it, now.

I also want your souls, a Heath bar, and some more money. Also, I heard about a Nuke Family server? I want to buy that, so I'm going to go look for information.

It's going to look bright, indeed. I'm thinking of replacing those annoying pop-up ads with ones that blink, and talk, and move - they'll get more attention, more clicks, and more revenue. And, since the site really isn't making money - get this, I've got a BRILLIANT idea for making special gifts for people who donate a certain amount. Plus, as an added feature, I'm really considering removing the "community" aspect. You creator people don't need to be bullshitting, but making things instead.

Oh yes, the future is so bright - I've got to wear my 500$ shades.

Walt here. I found you, you demons! I found you by sacrificing children from the BBS to God Money. I really should have used the blood of freesite owners but as I know exactly ballsacks about this community I don't know where to get any. Moving on...


I have come to believe that you are trying to steal Insimenator, which I own - and all the content and members, which I also own - from me, who it rightfully belongs to because I paid for it. Theft is illegal, but with the piratesque frippery tossed around here I suppose you enjoy stealing things.

Well, I'm buying Mod The Sims 2. That is RIGHT. I can fuck you in more holes now! My enormous penis can now violate you doubly. Well, until I purchase this site, and as many of these magical "Forums" as I can. You people, with your rights and needs and moral convictions. Hah! It's all about money. My MOTHER CAN TELL YOU THAT. Get over it.


What are you doing, reading this? MONEY. GO MAKE THINGS FOR ME, SO I CAN CASH IN.