Her fat pirate attempt was better. Those pants frighten me.

The second girl on the right looks like she's about to cry. Can't say I blame her.

Oh lordy, she looks like a corpse.

I don't even like Katy Perry and I feel bad for her after this amount of butchering.

At least we now know why they have to charge.

MY DEALER WANTS THE MONEYS IN TWO DAYS. DONATE OR I'LL TAKE MY SITE DOWN AND YOU WON'T GET ANY MORE CRACKTASTIC CRAP!

Paysites. They encourage addictions, people.

I prefer to see them as just another way that Helga kicks ass. They might make me laugh if I wasn't so intimidated by them.

Not to mention the fact that Rose's braids seem to be floating about three inches above the chest.

Helga's models are kind of scary, but I like them anyway. Yay for not having the same face as everyone else.