You could just give up the entire wussy "sleep" thing. That's what I do, and it works out great! The dementia is all in your head, anyway. You can just ignore it.
I'll have you know that the side effect of teaching middle school is dementia - whether there is sleep or not! The nickname I earned at my place of employment is the "Evil Queen", and it's been well earned.
but by God those little darlings are going to learn something one way or another.
And another nearly 25 pages.....I am going to have to forego something to keep up.....