1. Boobs are not flotation devices.
2. Dimpled copper boots?
3. Are those meant to be sparkles on the plaid skirt, or just a cruel Photoshop accident?
4. Aren’t items of clothing traditionally known to actually sort of join at the same level? Or maybe there was trouble at the Carla Niven sim sweatshop?
5. Inflatable boobies, squiggly lines, sparkly/Photoshop accident/workers revolt plaid and dimpled copper boots…together?
6. Someone please pass the rum, I need to dull the pain as quickly as possible, as I seem to be spending way too much time analyzing the wrongness.
*passes rum*
When will Carla learn to stop inflicting pain upon the innocent masses? I just want to see that site go down for aesthetic reasons now.