I agree completely, armywife. She is in need of a grammatical makeover.
I wonder if that could be the next reality tv show. We could storm into a house armed with spelling dictionaries and put them through a 6-week chatspeak detox program. Images of "A Clockwork Orange" are going through my head now.

As for the blonde clique, I'll have to pass. Since I stopped highlighting my hair, I've reverted back to my Irish redheaded ways.