And now we have a new slogan. Carla Niven - watching his failure is better than working.
Anything this bad is WAY better than doing what I'm actually paid to do at work! Speaking of work, I need to go in a few minutes... I'm wondering if I can find another thread here to preoccupy me all day, but I doubt anything can rival this.
I just want to say thank you to this thread for being so friggin' entertaining that I spent my entire day at work reading it from start to finish. My coworkers were thankfully oblivious, however I think I may have hurt myself from attempting to quietly laugh at some of the things here. A couple of trips to the restroom were needed because I was about to explode at my desk.
Thinking back, this may not have been the best thing to read at work, but damnit, I have to do SOMETHING there to stay busy. Aside from actually working.