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1  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / TSR - a new low? on: 2008 February 07, 01:56:20
OH noes!  It's the wardrobe head from Devo.  Sing it with me folks "Whip it, Whip it good."

Don't believe me, watch this in action.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rxH39QlRuhg
2  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / More Awesome Than You Charging $39.95 a month! WTF? on: 2007 March 15, 16:31:53
That place is so ruddy awesome that I've resigned myself to using terlet paper with page numbers on it for a year just to afford the subscription!

Go on, terlet paper with page numbers isn't so bad. It's when the terlet blocks up from said terlet paper that I worry about.  We might be forced to use the terlet as a planter outside in the garden thereafter.
3  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Carla Niven must be destroyed! on: 2007 February 10, 16:03:41
Do my eyes deceive me, or are Carla Niven's creations indeed in the booty?

Thank you, now if ever the need to induce vomiting comes about, we'll have this as an option.

I wonder who actually paid for a subscription to that site?
4  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / And again.. new paysite. on: 2007 February 06, 00:48:16
Her guestbook still is still in existence, and can be accessed at:

http://users4.smartgb.com/g/g.php?a=s&i=g40-03471-14&m=all&p=1&ec=4467

Alas, as many of you suspected, any post that either opposed her pay site status, or else failed to kiss her proverbial arse has been deleted.

Nutters that one, I say!
5  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Name your dramawhores and why. on: 2007 January 21, 17:19:27
Rose, for shutting down her guestbook simply because some of her customers dared to question her Paypal and overall business practices.
Last time I ventured there, the guestbook was still conspicuously absent.
6  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? on: 2006 November 20, 09:20:18
Quote from: "Pescado"
I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.


If you were to run a paysite to teach other blokes how to also retract their nuts, can you imagine the fortune you'd make?  Especially for athletes and their hooligans who participate in violent sports.  You'd put TSR to shame for certain with the sheer number of subscribers you'd likely have from the very first day!

Your cremaster muscles are the master!
7  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: OFFICIAL THANK YOU THREAD on: 2006 November 18, 16:39:21
Quote from: "Captain Feathersword"
Quote from: "average_joe"
Oh yes, I must say you are rather sweet and cuddly group of pirates as well.  Why?  Well I've heard no mention of the Cat-O-Nine tails (captain's daughter), the heave to, or of being marooned on a sandbar with little if any provisions.

Well, not amoung ourselves, but all paysite owners must walk the plank.


Isn't walking the plank an invention of Hollywood and/or Pop Culture pirates though?  Wouldn't a heave- to into shark infested water after being dragged against the barnacles along the ship's keel beneath the pirate ship be a more fitting fate for those paysite owners?
8  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: OFFICIAL THANK YOU THREAD on: 2006 November 18, 16:16:46
Thanks, this is great! Baaah baaah!

I'm only kidding, I know Pescado has mentioned that positive feedback serves little to help one make improvements, so I'll think of something negative (or at least constructive) to say.

Ehm...er....well I can't find anything negative to say actually.

So let me thank you for taking such a firm stand against those paysites and their ill-got-monetary-gains, and for making those "donation" items available to those of us in the SIMS 2 community who live in fear of our personal information being swapped freely amongst paysite owners.

Oh yes, I must say you are rather sweet and cuddly group of pirates as well.  Why?  Well I've heard no mention of the Cat-O-Nine tails (captain's daughter), the heave to, kielhalen(keelhauling?), or of being marooned on a sandbar with little if any provisions.

Keep up the good work maties, or shall I say MATYs!
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