I just wanted to say I think it is hilarious that all these people keep feeling the need to assure you they aren't Atwat. Like it matters or something, if one of them is, and she reads it, if she gets all butthurt about it she can't complain. She asked to see it, although I doubt that it would matter. She would still cry and call into work over it.
For me, it was more that the mere thought of being associated with Atwat was nauseating. Of course, everything about TSR in this thread is revolting. Maybe I should call in sick tomorrow.