that explains oh-so much.

My pirate name is:
Mad Prudentilla Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate.    Arr!
   
prudentilla? that sounds like a giant, mutated lizard hellbent on the destruction of all of humanity.  :shock: actually...yeah, that's about right for me...

arr!  :wink:

1. exnem...who the hell would pay good money for skins with pores? deep pores. pores so deep, you could have a clambake in them.  :shock:
2. peggy...for charging way too much money for giant gaps, horrible textures, and vomit-inducing colours.
3. xmsims...i know they're mostly free, but they do have a few sub-par donation items. there is most certainly such a thing as too much bumpmapping!  :evil:
4. vitasims...ARGH!
5. simchic...the textures look like shit in game no matter how high you have your graphics settings.

lately, her hair hasn't even been worth plundering. why is all her hair piece-y and placed at weird angles like someone's been styling it with elmer's glue?  :shock: