Actually, the way I got onto the site involved a link I found to one of the files. I just worked from there. My assumption about the mainpage was that it was an intelligence test. i.e. If you were stupid enough to try to pay that much money to get in, you probably deserved to.
I didn't find out about it being a complete smokescreen until a while later, after which I quickly worked out an elaborate story to tell people, involving potential refunds based on their behaviour and perceived contribution to the morale of the community. Shame I never got to use it.

But the place is full of doves!

Haven't you read any of the posts? They're all *coo*ing placidly, so what else do you call them?

Admittedly, it's for a given value of 'full', since it seems that there aren't many people who actually hang out there.

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Sorry. It'll wash out of the carpet, don't worry. Just needs a scrub and some hot, soapy water.

Anyway, I like cute things (and a lot of non-cute things too). I have pictures of kittens and birds and sickeningly sweet little deformed bunnies, but the header bar turns my stomach!

I look away and think "No, it cannot possibly be that the site is as bad as I believe!" Then I look back, and it is. Perhaps someone should explain what the word 'aesthetics' means. Preferably with a marlinspike.

As a final note, the board's colourscheme is in various shades of dog-turd yellow and brown. And guess who, right at the top of the page, gets credit for the choice of colours? That's right - our dear friend Lizard. I'm not sure if putting the name up there is for people to know who to praise... or to blame.