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1  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2009 June 28, 18:49:39
You don't wear high heels when you go swimming? But how are teh menz supposed to see your well-turned ankles and shapely legs if you don't wear stilettos? Obviously you don't actually GO in the WATER. You're there to look at, not to enjoy yourself.
2  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 June 28, 18:42:36
Unfortunately, I have wispy, wavy hair that resists styling and it ends up looking like that if I try to put it into a ponytail. Goddamn it.
3  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 June 27, 21:20:23
Amazing that the thing can go up her twat and give her a shiny polterwang at the same time! And are those supposed to be gold leggings? Because they just look like her skin color is off. The swimsuits look like they were airbrushed onto the models' bodies. Not a great look.
4  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2009 June 27, 21:15:11
Well, it covers more than most bathing suits sold by Victoria's Secret. Not that that's a ringing endorsement, but at least there's no visible vag.
5  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 June 26, 20:50:24
I can achieve a similar effect with lots of time and effort, but no makeup is going change the alpha of my lip shape or the position of my eyelid crease unless I'm using prosthetics. Except for the fact that I don't technically have a lip shape alpha. Whatever. Someone needs to invent Photoshop (IN A CAN!) as seen on the Gallery of the Absurd.
6  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2009 June 26, 20:37:55
That's why I put "whore" in quotations. American society in particular has the whole virgin/whore dichotomy that's really unhealthy and insidious. There's a good article about Disney's perpetuation of that idea here. The thing is, with T$R's fairly puritanical attitude towards adult content, I can't imagine that Britney's Circus tour outfits could be considered PG-13. Her get-ups are meant to be titillating. I kinda like 'em; they remind me of cabaret and old-timey freakshows. Also, if kids are buying her CDs and going to her concerts, they are exposed to all this crap already. I just used the word "whore" because the cute and not-at-all provocative undies at MTS2 were vilified as something hookers would wear, but Britney Spears in an outfit that is intentionally reminiscent of bondage-wear is A-OK for the kidlets.
7  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 June 26, 07:56:52
Agreed. That woman is ridiculously talented. Now if only I could get my makeup to look like that in real life...
8  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2009 June 26, 07:53:38
Seems about par for the course for Disney girls. Wholesome virgin image gets traded in for bondage-lite "whore." Does Chaz's version of Britney come with the whip and pleather teddy? Because you know how the 13 year-olds love fetishwear.
9  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Free Content Pwns Paysite Crap on: 2009 June 25, 17:37:00
Yeah, I think it's just the little ego boost of "my stuff isn't going to be the worst piece of shit on this site," whereas at MTS, they actually have quality control. Your best effort slipped in amongst stuff by Bruno, Adele, Nouk, Buggybooz, phoenix_phaerie, HP, teru_k... It can be intimidating.
10  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 June 25, 17:20:35
Yeah, I actually kinda like the eyeshadow. Given that it's TSR, it's probably either stolen or created by someone who will shortly be alienated by the community and welcomed into the fold of the freesites.

Of course Bruno does it better, Bruno does makeup better than anyone. I just think that the TSR one isn't total shit.
11  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2009 June 25, 05:25:00
There's absolutely no way you could look that bad. Unless you happen to be an golem created from dead flesh and shredded wood. If that happens to be the case, then... um... Wow that's a good looking woma- uh, perso- hmm... golem-type thing.

Christina Ricci's defining characteristic is (to me) her Estrogen Featurestm. Large forehead, large eyes, small up-turned nose, well-defined cupid's bow. small philtrum length, teeny pointy chin. The sim looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger asked his plastic surgeon to make him look like Christina Ricci - if his surgeon was the same guy who did Michael Jackson. Also, I think that hair is used as ground cover in most playgrounds across the US.

12  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2009 June 23, 12:12:48
I would guess it's because of the smidgen of underboob. IDK, since it's not my post, obviously. If you squint your eyes, it sort of looks like Munch's The Scream.
13  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2009 June 22, 18:55:39
Yes, Sharon Osbourne but more haggard. When the models for your teen stuff look worse than a middle-aged woman and wear more makeup... *ding* YOU'VE GOT FAIL
14  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Prettiest Freesite Creation Find: Round Two (Apparently) on: 2009 June 22, 18:01:28
I just discovered this amazing little site called Fairy Forest aka Feenwald. I don't recall it ever being mentioned here, so I hope I'm not repeating, but this is one of the coolest sites I've come across in a long time. 

There are many items that are very innovative, such as the painting that is actually a TV.
*snipped like Edward Scissorhands*

There's also this one by Numenor, if you want a different frame or something.

I lurrve Fairy Forest. They also have a OMSP controller that looks like a simlish bulletin board in-game, which I can't find on the site. It's on MTS, though. It's compatible with Lord Darcy, SilentLucidity, ariffrazalin, JohnBrehaut1, and Fairy Forest OMSPs so that you can turn them all in/visible at the same time.

I have all Feenwald's paintings in game. They're perfect for my museums, rich sims' houses, various Malfoys, etc.
15  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Prettiest Freesite Creation Find: Round Two (Apparently) on: 2009 June 21, 18:59:58
http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=312539





Love art nouveau, love guatla's work. The stack of books functions like a book case and you can place it anywhere. It's probably the single most used item in my game.
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