It's gravity defying hair, and not in the moderately cool yet supremely overused anime-type way. As a member of homo sapiens, I can attest that our hair certainly does not stick to our foreheads like that without some kind of glue or There's Something About Mary-eqsue "adhesive."

I did it. I was very bored.


Meet Evi, lovechild of Janice Dickinson and Miley Cyrus. They totally hit it off. It was the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. (That was before I saw the spawn.)
*insert barf/rofl pic here*