I swear I've seen the adult version of that swimsuit in this thread, or maybe "more smutty than you". Someone (Paden?) said they were supervillian costumes and came up with brilliant names for the models. I seem to recall Umbrellahead (had a giant hat) and The Black Cameltoe (self-explanatory). Maybe we can get Junior Villian League names for these two?
edit: Twas SnarkyShark who came up with the name
here. If you don't recall this, take a look, but not while drinking anything in front of the keyboard.
Yeah i posted them a while okay! But SnarkySnark came up with some awesome names for them!
As to that lamp..WTF?

Why would anyone pay for that? You'd want a full return of your money and a huge apology for such tat if you bought it in a shop...but then again, you'd be missing a few screws in the head if you actually bought it in the first place anyway!