Enayla, much as I'm happy to have you here, I feel I must give you fair warning: I might sue you.

Your content is just too good, I can't resist.

Every time you come out with new skins, my computer tries (and sometimes succeeds) to beat the living hell out of me. Pain and suffering. 'Nuff said. 

p.s. Your stuff pwns - thanks for staying free!

YES! Loved those. I hear that little tune they played with it every time I think of those commercials. Best ever. Also, they remind me of George Clooney. 

I know that they're bunnies of a sort, and they've posed nude, and they're all three Hef's girlfriends, but still, I can't help thinking that even those girls have more class than that.

I grew up without running water, so when I was 16 and moved to town, I showered twice a day for a few months. Then I started getting acne, my skin began peeling along my hairline, and some other weird things were happening, like a permanent red mark under my eye. My family actually did an intervention. They cornered me and told me that I had to stop!  Apparently, there's such a thing as being too clean. Who knew?

Yes, this quite accurately describes my initial reaction to your idiocy. Thank you for that illuminating bit of literacy. If you ask nicely, the exchange may even take you back. Brilliant.

No, no, quite clearly he's trying to live up to his hero, Rancid Crabtree.   

One of many reasons why my parents taught me to shoot to kill.   

Holy Crap, I did not even know that. I've never noticed any donation stuff advertised on their site (nor seen them in the booty). And now I feel cheated. 

That hair looks like something Peggy did 3 years ago and just now remembered to put it on her site. Barf.

It's a read the FAQ for fuck's sake. This is a site for The Sims 2. I thought that Anyerfillag's post made that clear.

Well, her home page has updates, so if you just click on the picture, it will take you to the correct place. Then it's just a matter of clicking the text right under the picture.
Also, try using Google. Search Helga Sims, then use the little clicky [translate this page], if it's available.

Yay! Thank you, Millie!
I gets to do the blue house shuffle now!
De Blue House Shuffle.... Woooo!  De Blue House Shuffle.... Woooo!
And don't forget the hips.... Woooo!
 

Anybody seen this little gem? (and by gem, I mean peggy crap, of course)

Methinks it looks a bit like this (from XMS):

I was reading a request thread on GoS asking for this hair with the bun cut off, and, guess what? Can't be done. Big surprise. Congrats, Raon, for making even toddlers look retarded.
What was it my mom used to say? You're funny. Funny looking, funny smelling, and your mother dresses you funny. That's what I think when I see the sim kids wearing this hair.

Edited: Because I'm funny... in the head

meowbark, please cut the pic out of your quote. There are some among us who have dial-up, and it's also annoying to see the same pic twice in a row.