OMG!!! Peg Bundy got a job as a designer for Sims!! HELP!!

Ok, I have the breast flinging melee thing down to an art form, ditto with the smothering. I can also shoot a bow with a fair amount of accuracy and use a slingshot as well. My hands are well-muscled from all of the leather working and carpentry stuff I do, so killing with the hands would be easy. Also, a use for a traditional bra? You got it! Use it to sling stones at peoples. My dad also taught me how to throw a knife and a hatchet, as well as a cast iron skillet. I also can shoot a rifle and handgun. Would you say that I'm well prepared to defend myself during the after times? I also know how to field dress most wild game, as well as gut/descale fish and get a bird ready to cook. Somehow, even though I can't ask him any more, I think Dad was making sure that I could take care of myself when it comes crashing down... But I don't know how I'd do without my Bic lighter... Do you have any damn clue how hard it is to use flint and steel to light a smoke?! Well, I suppose I could always grab a lit twig out of the campfire, but still....

Hey, I'm a pirate too, but I already knew that cause I plundered the beef jerky, tea, and chocolate.... I also voted "that fucker" just cause I like the phrase... I also happen to be one cause I actually have a bottle of rum that had to be hidden from me so I didn't drink it Monday for my birthday!So, arrrrr! ya silly swabs, bite me eyepatch and call it soggy!

My mother, God rest her soul, told me the perfect reply to someone who seems to be picky about every little thing: Who shit in your fudge?
That was just my cute little snark of the day, you may continue with your regular, or in some cases irregular, posting...

I just saw a picture of that mullet and snorted a peanut halfway up my NOSE! *howls with pain and laughter* I needed something to laugh at, but Jesus H. Christ! That is hilarious! Billy Ray Cyrus must be soooo jealous....

I will gladly serve as a boob donor, I've had the damn things since I was nine! When I got preg at age 24, they were a nice perky B cup, which I loved... Then, they went to a D and stayed there ever fucking since! Don't like! Want reduction! Willing to give away to a good home!
As for ass, will donate that, too! I was one of those gals that didn't seem to have much, but what I had was wonderfully rounded. When I rode a bike, most guys knew who I was without looking at my face and it wasn't cause I slept around... Tiny round ass... Same as above, willing to donate to good home... I don't get much for back pains, the pain is to my self image and such... I look at pictures from that time period and realize that people weren't yanking my chain, I was pretty. Never believed them til now... But at the present time, I feel like a water buffalo with pierced ears... Anyhow!
As for the penis of doom, I plan on getting another one soon, without the dolphin this time, but in the same colour... Of course, a male friend of mine said he's going to get one of those "Clone a Willy" kits and make a replica of his for me as a gag late birthday gift... I won't complain, I always liked it way back when we were intimate like that! Wheeeeeeeee!

Penis of doom? Is that anything like the Spork of Doom?
and mine is a pretty eletric blue with a vibrating dolphin on it. I got it for my birthday, bought it myself...

I loved K-9! I just wanted to see what all of that power surging through his circuits would have made him act drunk or if he would have shorted out or what... Just curious about that kind of thing. I think something similar happened in the Invisible Enemy, but can't remember. I ought to drag out the book I have of it and see. Sarah Jane was a riot! So was Leela, always the elemental savage... *sigh* I hate being 42...

Did I not already request that you dry up and blow away? You are such a stupid fucker, makes me wonder if you are a sock puppet with someone's hand up your ass forcing you to put up posts like this. We DO have minds of our own here, and we've made them up that you are full of shit... Now, would you like to wipe your ass before leaving or should we just cram it up between your virtual shoulder blades? Sherrie made a mistake and she admitted it in full view of the forum members, so get the saddle horn out of your ass and shut up. She, unlike paysite owners, has been open and up front with everyone here. She, unlike the assholes who make CC for money, is actually a decent person with some compassion and humility. She is human. She fucked up and admitted it and it blew over. BFD. I don't know what your problem is, but I really think you need to go hide underneath your bridge before someone decides to play billy goat's gruff with you and you get punted into hell. I would, but I don't like to play with shit... Am I always this rude? No. But you just piss me off.

Oh lord, I found where I really belong! I love Doctor Who, at least up until the point where the fifth Doctor came in... I had a hard time with that one from watching the series "All Creatures Great and Small", just could not reconcile that man in both roles, sorry. Hate Colin Baker as the sixth Doctor, he sucked wind... Didn't have much time to watch Sylvester McCoy, but from what I did see of him, he was great. Paul McGann in the movie did a bang up job on the script handed to him, plus he was/is easy on the eyes. He does over the top acting quite well, which is how many of the men playing the part portrayed the role. I would very much liked to have seen it continue, but you know how they do these things.... Get the hopes up and them smash them to hell. And I finally got to see the Doctor plant a lip lock! Yeah, call me a sci-fi geek, I don't give a good damn... I also love Red Dwarf, specially the role played by Danny John Jules. I can see why he was tapped to play the Rum Tum Tugger in the West End production of CATS all those years ago, he can move! Another Brit sci-fi love is Blakes 7. That one is dark and angsty and I wish Terry Nation hadn't have kicked the bucket! But back to the good Doctor, I seriously wanted to catch K-9 between two ends of downed power cable, just to see how the little fucker would take it...

As for how I like my men... Smooth chest to moderate peltage on it. Hair on the legs? No Wookies! As for the treasure trail leading to what I am interested in, please keep it trimmed cause while I'm down there I don't want my poor nose to tickle, making me sneeze and endangering Dick and the twins who live below. I keep my playground trimmed, so keep yours the same! Shaved can be nice, but stubble kills... Painful!

Is there not a way that her company can trace these attacks? Someone long ago told me that while hard, it could be done. Once traced and identified, legal action would certainly follow and charges brought up... And maybe, just maybe, some dumb son of a bitch/stupid cunt paysite owner would be going down... I would so love to see that... I hate hackers... Pass the rum, please... I mean, pass the rum NOW!!! Arrrrrr!

We all goof up, just look at me! On second thought, don't look at me unless you want to wet your pants laughing and knowing that yes, idiots can breathe and walk at the same time, while talking on a cell phone! Seriously, though, it's easy to make a mistake in the atmosphere of the Sims 2 community, because there are paysite owners who do rip off the free creators. One is Thomass, who keeps the work of artists who are no longer contributing to his bullshite site and he doesn't get their permission but blatantly tells them that their work is on his site and it's gonna stay there. Bastards abound and it sometimes happens that mistakes are made. The important thing is that you realized it and stopped the crap before it went too far... I still respect ya, sherrie_sim, cause you're honest enough to admit when you screw up... That and I like the stuff you make and the way you don't talk down to the less than able when it comes to making cc... Pass the rum!

You people are making me think I'm colour blind! I still wear the old black, blue, pink, etc cause I didn't know they had changed the names on the crayons! Seriously, fuck style, I make my own... Pass the rum, and make sure it's the 151! Arrrrrrr!

Dry up and blow away!