That's a great L'il Kim Sim, except she's wearing way too many clothes.  

Or a tanorexic!

And from Our Great Leader, J. M. Pescado. They have a lot of his mods and hacks at their site, and are selling them with most of the RTFM files left mostly intact' no real attempt to disguise the files' provenance has been made.

It's obviously an attempt to annoy Pes and freesite supporters, and if Pes actually gave a crap, I'd suggest we report them to EA directly.

I got it, but couldn't figure ut what it had to do with penii.

Some of us also read ED and the Goonboards, y'know.

Heh.

Well, there's always poor Charlie in her slabs o' meat formal dress.

That was done for the lulz, of course.

Viva Kitty O' Doom!!

He can haz your tastee innardsez, yes?

God, that;s what my hair looks like if I go to bed with it unwashed and unbrushed and just yank it into a ponytail, especially if it had product in it. I wake up looking like that kind of haystack.

Bedhead!!

Of course, even if I brush it, I can't leave it down, or I wind up with my head hair caught around my neck and under my armpits, which is not comfortable.

Maybe I need a trim.

Your Pirate Name Is...



Captain Firecrotch

What's Your Pirate Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/piratenamegenerator/

Or Mad Mary Flint. Either / or.

Aw, thanks, you guys.

I try to take a deep breath when I'm pissed off, to be honest.

Or "sleep on it".

I've been "sleeping on" a scathing reply to a certain poster at MATY who has popped up and name-checked me two or three times for failing to respond to his so-called "salient" points in several posts that were not so much salient as ill-informed and attacking of other posters.

He probably should avoid making another post in similar vein, however. I can haz a very pointy and sharp weaponreez (o hai! I fixed your spleen!), and I have been sharpening it more.

Onie / oniella, no one here gives a crap about you. You were boring seven months ago when you were raising hell about paysites being okay, and insisting on everyone BUT YOU paying for content, and got caught and branded accurately as a lying hypocritical twelve-year-old, and you are even more boring now.

I hope you have gotten your attention whore fix, because I, for one, think you're tedious and completely irrelevant.

Also? Good luck trying to stop people from complaining about your shitty behaviors if you make them public by posting on the fucking Internet. What do you want, a special lolcow page at Encyclopaedia Dramatica, so you can wank and moan about people OMFG talking about you?

Go find another playpen, or learn how to be interesting and less self-absorbed and self-important, and MUCH LESS of a twelve-year-old crybaby shitstirrer. (A thread from SEVEN months ago? Has nothing whatsoever remotely interesting happened in your life since then? Way to play archeologist necromancer on PMBD, that thread is so old and rotten, it is shambling around moaning for BRAIIIIINS and dropping superfluous body parts all over the decks.)

PROTIP: not being a hypocritical liar on a public forum is a good start, as then no one will have a reason to comment on your hypocrisy or lying.  Learn to be more covert about your hypocrisy and lying and two-faced-ness, or find another way to interact with the vast majority of humans on the planet who find these behaviors both immature and irksome.

PROTIP: Pirates are not known for being warm and fuzzy, or tolerant of stupidity. You! Report to the brig, or walk the plank! YARR!

I vote that we all troll Google Images for professionally photographed images of luxury goods and pretend we own them!

Here, if I weren't lazy, would be a vintage Aston-Martin DB6 Mach II, a penthouse flat in London with a stunning view, the Hope diamond, a small Eastern European country, a few Carribbean islands, a widebody private jet, and a trained lynx.

You! Report to the brig, or walk the plank!

 :x

It is better to remember that there are innocent parties at TSR, such as users who go nowhere else and have no idea there is anything wrong with paying for content.

It is best to educate, and enlighten, rather than being a trollmonkey /  posting banfodder.

It is the illegal selling of content we hate, not the individuals at the site... though some of those, who know darn well they are being thieves and not truly part of the community, are not especially loved.

I have nothing against paysite owners, just paysites, which are illegal.

Nice one, ladygrainne!

Nice one, ladygrainne!