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Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 02, 02:38:40
I hate n00bs because they are always making requests, asking the stupidest things, and they get all bitchy when you tell them they are wrong.


        They FUCKING PISS me off. :evil:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: anoramic on 2007 February 02, 02:48:39
Well, since I used to be a 'n00b' once upon a time, I can see why they get offended easily(most of the time). But yes, they can be annoying.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Marhis on 2007 February 02, 03:14:49
I hate stupids, being them n00bs or not.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Not Paper on 2007 February 02, 03:35:07
"N00bs" and "noobs" don't bug me too much.
Maybe it's because of how I was a supernoob at one point, myself.
But generally speaking, I empathize with 'em.

It does bother me when they don't take the time to read a bit before they post, though.
Sure, sometimes you want to just dive in and get to posting, but there aren't even that many stickies or rules around here-- it wouldn't take more than five to ten minutes to read everything so that you understood what to and what not to do.
That's the way it goes, though, I suppose. Besides-- going about acting like a noob counts as overbearing twelveness. It'll bite them in the back sooner or later. *shrug* But until then, one may as well treat them well. (And if you're really trying to make them look bad, for whatever reason, being nice to them when they're acting like a loon to you just makes them look worse, from what I've noticed.)


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: witch on 2007 February 02, 04:23:18
I'm with Marhis on this one, I think it's actually stupidity from anyone that irritates me more than noobs. Some noobs are stupid, some are not, we've all been noobs at one time or another.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Helena on 2007 February 02, 08:21:44
I just hate stupid people. And what I hate the most is when you are telling them that they are wrong - they start yelling at you, calling you all the bad words they know etc. it makes them even more stupid :/


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: calalily on 2007 February 02, 08:57:18
Yeah, I agree with Marhis.  I don't hate noobs, but I do hate noobs who don't read things like FAQs.  I usually patrol a forum reading things to get the tone of the posts, and to see if I should post.  

I even did this with my first forum, trying to work things out so as not to be a stupid person, so I see no excuse.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: tIIsuggas on 2007 February 02, 09:34:48
I don't hate noobs,  I hate people who don't bother to read, and people who don't follow the rules for certain situations.


Title: Re: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Célimène on 2007 February 02, 13:06:16
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
I hate n00bs because they are always making requests, asking the stupidest things, and they get all bitchy when you tell them they are wrong.


        They FUCKING PISS me off. :evil:


Hyperkitty has contacted me personally asked that I extend her most humble apologies to the group (Intelligence, empathy, sincerity, and tolerance clearly ARE NOT her first language).

Hyperkitty wishes to express sincere remorse for the syphilitic puerile nonsense which has vomited forth from her atrophied brain and taken shape in her subliterate posts.

Hyperkitty has pleaded that the group please understand that this is not really HER talking but the booze and pills.

Hyperkitty pleads with your understanding due to the extreme difficulties she currently faces in her "real life" (it seems Hyperkitty's Daddy no longer thinks she has a purty mouth and resumed sleeping with her mother).

Hyperkitty hopes you will not misunderstand and continue to believe that she's an ignorant bratty douchbag fucktard,

She just posts like one.

Back on topic. Personally, I love b00bs.


Title: Re: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: darkangel on 2007 February 02, 13:39:10
Quote from: "Célimène"
Back on topic. Personally, I love b00bs.

Lol. I lurve fr00ts.  :lol:


Okay no, seriously, what I hate are people who are bitching areound and generalizing things. Hey I'm a newbie, too, at least to the board and I'm sure we've all been one before unless you have no life and were born on the internet. So no I don't hate newbies I just don't like people who write stupid comments and do even stupidier polls.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Camilla on 2007 February 02, 14:43:52
I'm not going to dignify this thread with a response.
Oh! :shock:  I just did. Whoops.  :lol:
  hugs,
Camilla the Noob :wink:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: blackmars on 2007 February 02, 15:56:12
Noobs don't bother me. Stupid people bother me. They make me pull at my hair and grit my teeth. Noobs are just new...some ask questions that are obvious if they only read once in awhile or just chilled.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: yamikuronue on 2007 February 02, 16:21:32
n00bs bother me.

Newbies I like.

The difference? n00bs pr3f3r 1337, don't read the rules (and by the way, I have a request!), and generally act 12. Newbies are simply new to a place, and politely ask about policy, lurk first, and when they make an innocent mistake, apologize and take steps to correct it.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: shishmish on 2007 February 02, 19:09:30
I have to agree with yamikuronue on this one, it's the noobs with their annoying text language that grate me...well, just people in general that use text language! I consider myself a bit of a newbie; I lurk most of the time, because of late I have been busy with University.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Kid on 2007 February 02, 19:29:25
Personally, I'm more bothered by pointless polls and posts then I am noobs.

Anyone that takes the time to reply to a post with insipid comments like: "You took the words right out of my mouth.", "I couldn't have said it better if I tried."  My all time favorite "Yeah, that." a very close second is "I agree with what soandso (who's a way more intelligent person than me) said." or anything along the same lines of mindless agreement, that's the person who wins the stupidity challenge hands down.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: missangelica on 2007 February 02, 19:52:00
Those that make threads like this are n00bs in denial. ;p


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: BlueSoup on 2007 February 02, 20:11:54
New people don't bother me.  Stupid people do.  The two are not necessarily linked.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Plum on 2007 February 03, 00:38:08
N00bs don't bother me.  They're easy to ignore.  But I couldn't resist voting "You are The Biggest Bitch ever!" :}


Title: Re: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 03, 02:20:23
Quote from: "Célimène"
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
I hate n00bs because they are always making requests, asking the stupidest things, and they get all bitchy when you tell them they are wrong.


        They FUCKING PISS me off. :evil:


Hyperkitty has contacted me personally asked that I extend her most humble apologies to the group (Intelligence, empathy, sincerity, and tolerance clearly ARE NOT her first language).

Hyperkitty wishes to express sincere remorse for the syphilitic puerile nonsense which has vomited forth from her atrophied brain and taken shape in her subliterate posts.

Hyperkitty has pleaded that the group please understand that this is not really HER talking but the booze and pills.

Hyperkitty pleads with your understanding due to the extreme difficulties she currently faces in her "real life" (it seems Hyperkitty's Daddy no longer thinks she has a purty mouth and resumed sleeping with her mother).

Hyperkitty hopes you will not misunderstand and continue to believe that she's an ignorant bratty douchbag fucktard,

She just posts like one.

Back on topic. Personally, I love b00bs.


Don't you even bring my family into this.
See, this is exactly what I'm talking little Fucking ass little cunts that are so stupid for posting here and pissing me off.

         You ARE A FUCKING LITTLE CUNT that likes to SUCK ON LYRICLEE!

 First of All I have never even contacted you.

 And Another thing WHO THE FUCKI DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE PUSSY!

                               Fuck you!
                               Fuck you!

            I am going to DESTROY YOUR EVERY POST ON THIS HERE SITE!


               YOU LITTLE SHIT-FUCK!

Célimène just pmed me And told me she is 10 years-old!
You Are A little LYRICLEE LICKER!

                FUCK YOU!

                   SINCERLY,
                              ELLE


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Chasie on 2007 February 03, 02:31:15
Everyone has to be new at some point. The people that get all my nerves are ones that dont read and come here requesting things without reading all of the guidelines to this site, as tIIsuggas and calalily said.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 03, 02:39:59
Awww, Thank you all for voting I'm a bitch.

Thank you so much! :twisted:


Title: Re: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: iamjbird on 2007 February 03, 02:46:39
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
Quote from: "Célimène"
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
I hate n00bs because they are always making requests, asking the stupidest things, and they get all bitchy when you tell them they are wrong.


        They FUCKING PISS me off. :evil:


Hyperkitty has contacted me personally asked that I extend her most humble apologies to the group (Intelligence, empathy, sincerity, and tolerance clearly ARE NOT her first language).

Hyperkitty wishes to express sincere remorse for the syphilitic puerile nonsense which has vomited forth from her atrophied brain and taken shape in her subliterate posts.

Hyperkitty has pleaded that the group please understand that this is not really HER talking but the booze and pills.

Hyperkitty pleads with your understanding due to the extreme difficulties she currently faces in her "real life" (it seems Hyperkitty's Daddy no longer thinks she has a purty mouth and resumed sleeping with her mother).

Hyperkitty hopes you will not misunderstand and continue to believe that she's an ignorant bratty douchbag fucktard,

She just posts like one.

Back on topic. Personally, I love b00bs.


Don't you even bring my family into this.
See, this is exactly what I'm talking little Fucking ass little cunts that are so stupid for posting here and pissing me off.

         You ARE A FUCKING LITTLE CUNT that likes to SUCK ON LYRICLEE!

 First of All I have never even contacted you.

 And Another thing WHO THE FUCKI DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE PUSSY!

                               Fuck you!
                               Fuck you!

            I am going to DESTROY YOUR EVERY POST ON THIS HERE SITE!


               YOU LITTLE SHIT-FUCK!

Célimène just pmed me And told me she is 10 years-old!
You Are A little LYRICLEE LICKER!

                FUCK YOU!

                   SINCERLY,
                              ELLE
that was lovely...


Title: Re: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Célimène on 2007 February 03, 03:28:55
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
Don't you even bring my family into this.
See, this is exactly what I'm talking little Fucking ass little cunts that are so stupid for posting here and pissing me off.

         You ARE A FUCKING LITTLE CUNT that likes to SUCK ON LYRICLEE!

 First of All I have never even contacted you.

 And Another thing WHO THE FUCKI DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE PUSSY!

                               Fuck you!
                               Fuck you!

            I am going to DESTROY YOUR EVERY POST ON THIS HERE SITE!


               YOU LITTLE SHIT-FUCK!

Célimène just pmed me And told me she is 10 years-old!
You Are A little LYRICLEE LICKER!

                FUCK YOU!

                   SINCERLY,
                              ELLE


Oh shit, she turned on the Caps Lock. She must be angry. And I take it cursing was the topic of last week's English lesson?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: BlueSoup on 2007 February 03, 04:11:19
What the fuck are you guys doing?

*sigh*

I'm going back to Be Less Stupid!


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Judah on 2007 February 03, 04:31:57
Oh snap, wankfest in the making.  :twisted:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Pineapplebrain on 2007 February 03, 04:41:05
This forum is getting a little bit ridiculous. I thoroughly enjoyed the gossip about deserving paysite owners. It was funny and full of information. This is just downright annoying.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Kid on 2007 February 03, 04:47:27
Aren't they both failing to act convincingly older then 12?  :roll:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Marhis on 2007 February 03, 06:48:49
Quote from: "Kid"
Aren't they both failing to act convincingly older then 12?  :roll:

Definitely, someone has forgot to lock kindergarden's door.

*shrugs*


Title: Re: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Diamond_bollocks on 2007 February 03, 06:58:40
Oh what. the. fuck.
Hyperkitty doesn't know a mock when she sees one? What do they teach you in grade 3 then?


Title: Re: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Marhis on 2007 February 03, 07:10:10
Quote from: "Diamond_bollocks"
Oh what. the. fuck.
Hyperkitty doesn't know a mock when she sees one? What do they teach you in grade 3 then?

I would answer your question, but apparently I'm a wussy bitch and a retarded cocksocket, so I'm not allowed to speak  :wink:.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Diamond_bollocks on 2007 February 03, 07:29:19
Don't be afraid, my darling. Go for it. :)


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: PirateOfMashedPotatoes on 2007 February 03, 08:36:02
I guess this is what happens when you give people a little freedom--mega flaming insults and overdone cursing.  Geez.  Ah, well, guess it does provide some warped entertainment.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Stephsim on 2007 February 03, 11:28:10
I voted No.
Because most of the time, they just need a little bit of help or a reminder, then they're ok.
If they are just stupid and unwilling to listen, then that's a different matter
But do not assume everyone is like that, most people learn from their mistakes.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: jesserocket on 2007 February 03, 12:20:39
And...this is an improvement how...?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: darkangel on 2007 February 03, 14:16:03
Quote from: "jesserocket"
And...this is an improvement how...?

I dunno...some people just don't know what jokes are and are totally wrong here thus. Just GTFO. But flaming and cursing is not what I'd see as an improvement. Seriously, kitty's annoying and NOT convincingly pretending to be a 12 year old. Uuuh I can see the haterade flaming towards me. Boohoo. I'm scared mummy.  :roll:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: redisenchanted on 2007 February 03, 14:18:45
Quote from: "jesserocket"
And...this is an improvement how...?


Good question, this is getting more stupid by the minute.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 03, 16:31:18
I'm glad you guys liked my little rant!
*hugs*


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: darkangel on 2007 February 03, 17:49:40
a) It wasn't little
b) It wasn't a rant
and c) We didn't like it


 :roll:


Do you actually have working braincells?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: dorquemada on 2007 February 03, 18:03:45
Yeah, you should watch "25th hour" and learn from Edward Norton how to do a proper rant.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Camilla on 2007 February 03, 20:20:12
Quote
I'm glad you guys liked my little rant!



You need to go sit on the naughty stool now.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: HideTheRum on 2007 February 03, 20:21:29
I’m new here, I don't have a vast experience on other forums and English is not my first language. For these very reasons, I took my time and read almost the entire forum before even thinking to register. Some people, for my same reasons, choose to do the opposite and the second they receive their confirmation of registration, jump in whatever thread or start a new one asking silly/irrelevant/irritating/useless questions. Even I find it annoying. So I guess it’s not a matter of n00bs but a matter of stupidity, which probably kicks in more obviously during the n00b stage  :mrgreen:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Randomness on 2007 February 04, 01:12:47
Does everyone understand the difference between a n00b and a newb? They're most definitely not the same thing. Hyperkitty has perfectly demonstrated n00b behavior (immature ranting, cursing (like the big girls do!) and random references to an unpopular person in order to incite rage), whereas an innocent newb is just someone that's merely new to a forum (which Hyperkitty is not).

Newb =Okay
n00b = Not okay.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: piratebitch on 2007 February 04, 04:16:59
I voted for the bitch one...even before I read the thread...yay....I'm glad I was right :D


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: simplystella on 2007 February 05, 16:19:02
Actually, if there's something I hate, is people making lists and posts about the things they hate. I mean, seriously, what's the point?  :roll:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 06, 03:24:21
Well, you are doing it right now.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: PirateOfMashedPotatoes on 2007 February 06, 04:23:30
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
Well, you are doing it right now.


How old are you?


Title: Aww man....
Post by: FartyJuan on 2007 February 08, 02:54:37
I thought it said "N00ds"! I like n00ds though some n00ds make people say "AAAAIIIIIIII put some clothes on please!"

So I go vote and realized too late it said "n00bs".  

Bummer.  :lol:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: postergirl on 2007 February 08, 10:05:24
Quote from: "PirateOfMashedPotatoes"
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
Well, you are doing it right now.


How old are you?


Not convincingly over the age of twelve.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: poopdeckswabber on 2007 February 09, 00:44:35
Well, I am a newb. I do know the difference. I also think that we all start out somewhere. I don't enjoy the people who make me realize that my 2 year old is a genius...as a certain person in this post has done. Darth Cader has a sense of humor, after all.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 12, 19:37:27
delete


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Electricstatic on 2007 February 12, 20:05:36
I don't think there's anything wrong with newbies/n00bs so long as they don't do dumb things like make polls such as this one.

I am a newbie, I try to obey Board Rules and when I make a mistake, I apologize and try not to repeat it. So.. sorry for being new here?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Marhis on 2007 February 12, 20:57:39
I see the n00b/newbie phenomenon in a perhaps symplicistic point of view:

1) People who don't even try to read forum's rules, or doesn't bother to check the already settled atmosphere going on, before jumping right in it demanding something, are usually ill-mannered and arrogant.

2) People ill-mannered and arrogant are often very young because a) nowadays seems more out of fashion to teach children about mutual respect and good manners, and b) they have not yet experienced the massive bashing the life gives to such arrogants, through years, turning them in arrogants that at least had learn to hide it in some extent.

If those statements are true, then:

1) Normal,  good mannered, and adult newbies quickly become welcomed part of forum community - hence, no more newbies.

2) Ill mannered and younger newbies are quickly insulted, bashed, rejected and kicked out - hence, they will be always newbies (althought for a very short time).

Does it makes sense?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: photo on 2007 February 14, 05:27:35
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
Okay I don't think people are getting the definitions on n00b and newb
narcisstic
0verly stupid
inc0veint little snitching
buttholes

and

nice
estatic
wanna-be
bodacious

          -Elle


just the use of the word "buttholes" constitutes twelveness...... lmao havent heard that word since middle school......


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Tchannie on 2007 February 16, 18:21:01
...hyperkitty, aren't you that girl who tried to work her way onto the spammers poll by posting inane babble?
I rest my case.
(Without even stating it!)


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Steerpike on 2007 February 16, 18:26:36
Quote from: "Hyperkitty"
Okay I don't think people are getting the definitions on n00b and newb
narcisstic
0verly stupid
inc0veint little snitching
buttholes

and

nice
estatic
wanna-be
bodacious

          -Elle


You spelt narcissistic, inconvenient and ecstatic wrong.
Also, I don't believe wannabe has a hyphon in it, and I'm a little confused as to what you mean by bodacious. All 'noobs' and/or 'newbs' must be good looking? WTF?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 17, 00:12:54
double post


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 February 17, 00:13:13
Nope that was Lyric.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Tchannie on 2007 February 17, 14:59:28
Another thing I'm confused about; "nice" and "wannabe" are kinda not relative to each other. Are these things newbies are? Because that's not exactly wonderful that they're "wannabes"... :?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: obscurity on 2007 February 18, 14:06:08
Quote from: "EasyBreezy"
I love n00bs coz... I love everybody. :D


Oh god, its back  :roll:


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Jaida on 2007 February 24, 01:20:40
She's just a troll. Ignore her.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Hyperkitty on 2007 March 09, 08:52:11
Shit It is Back! Run!


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Tchannie on 2007 March 09, 13:16:03
Oh dear. Trolls.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Lorelei on 2007 March 09, 16:54:04
Quote from: "Tchân de Bouley"
Oh dear. Trolls.


Send the goats over the bridge first.

Trolls can only eat so much before they get bored and hibernate.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Tchannie on 2007 March 10, 04:36:51
Do we have to feed it at all?


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: dr.philthy on 2007 March 10, 05:30:50
Lorelei gets my vote for best pirate avatar ever


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Jaida on 2007 March 10, 16:13:14
Quote from: "Lorelei"
Quote from: "Tchân de Bouley"
Oh dear. Trolls.


Send the goats over the bridge first.

Trolls can only eat so much before they get bored and hibernate.





AKA Ignore her. I think she's gone anyways because of Zatanna's getting banned.


Title: I Hate N00bs.
Post by: Lorelei on 2007 March 11, 17:15:49
Quote from: "dr.philthy"
Lorelei gets my vote for best pirate avatar ever


Thanks! It was hard as heck to find! ;)