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Hey GoSlings, while you're here...

I am sure you have all found plenty of craptastic pay stuff that pretends it's gothy (*cough* Blackgarden *cough*). We'd love to see it here! Show us pictures of the gothy lulz!

(Please do not hotlink pictures, and please provide the creator's name/site.)

PMBD regulars can play too, of course.

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Okay, well... ;D...Woodlandbunny Sims was the first thing which came to my mind when i first saw the title of this thread, and I'm just trying to get screenies now.

In the meantime, I thought I'd post this. Sorry Woodlandbunny, but anybody with brain cells WOULD be crazy to even fork out $1.50 for a one-week trial.

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/gothstandpic3.jpg)

I had never heard of Woodlandbunny Sims before, and now I know why.... I need some eye bleach please....

Aw, so you haven't heard of the legendary Woodlandbunny Sims! Where have you been?

Nonetheless, here's some screenshots of WBS pay crap, as promised.

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/pvcskirt.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/crapeyeshadows.jpg) (http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/crapcybergoggles.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/halo3shirt.jpg) (http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/msishirt.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/crapeyes.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/pinstripebikini.jpg)

Ha, since when is Halo considered goth?

These pictures make my brain cry.

 Damnit GC! You beat me to it!  :D I have to inform my husband he is apparently Gothic now.  ;)

I just *knew* she'd be the first. Heh.

Let us all not forget dear evi. I can not even bring myself to host her crap to show you. She is just really.... erm.... very.... teh suck! ;)

Typical fare from Evi.

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk299/sixtylilies/682883.jpg)

Red and black stockings? OMGMUSTBEGOTH.

Edit: Just saw BTG's post. Awesome timing  ;D

They are all frightening (in the not so good way), but that Grizzelda section posted by DollieD, the third picture down and the second dress over, that mesh scares me. Srsly, you'd have to remove so many bones and organs to acheive that. D:

Duh, it's a black shirt. That makes it Goth... right?

And the logo is shiny and metal-like! That's so goffick, didn't you know?

By Grizzelda (because she can't be burned enough)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/15i41ud.jpg)

By Nanshi_Nibblet
(http://i30.tinypic.com/ab5yds.jpg)

By BlackGarden (can't burn her enough either)
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2mrgw2v.jpg)

All the shit in this thread is so goffik.

I felt these sets warranted a mention, mainly because these are by our dear old friend Chaz:

(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/139292.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/CynaraBlade/228815.jpg)

They don't look too dire imho, considering that it is photoskinned PVC and leather, but as I'm more into the untucked look these days, these tops aren't something I'd consider using on my sims. I'm not a fan of exposed midriffs, that's all.  :P

Damn, I had that plaid set by Grizzelda when I first started downloading CC! That was long before I became fussy about quality, mind you.

I actually kinda like the Chaz stuff...:: hides ::

That swimsuit looks UGH. I always think swimsuits without a fully-covered crotch look...painful.

I thought this was a damned joke at first. Pay? (beats head into wall and reminds self that if it is pay, then it is so kewl !!!111 and if it is goth pay, then it is uberkewl !!!111) I am speechless except for screaming for the eye bleach.

Next time I FUBAR something, I am gonna call it "goth" and charge elevety million bucks for it.

Is it gonna be black? It's not goth unless it's BLACK. [/sarcasm]

Are you yankin' my chain? You iz so silly,Kragey.....it won't matter...I will just slide the brightness thingy and make it all dark and then it will be fine! Anything I can FUBAR, I can make better (sing to that song "anything you can do, I can do better")

Hee Hee...You just were testing me to see if I had what it takes to charge for craptastic stuff.

Is it just me, or does the photoskinned Chaz laxtex plastic seem really...*really* bright? And shiny? Like the sin was glinting off the model's boobs and blinding the camera man?

On a side note: a was trying to type 'sun' and it came out 'sin' instead. I'm leaving it because I think it's oddly appropriate.

I saw that, and I was kind of like, "Sin is shiney...?" LOL

See, I'm really uncomfortable about gothing up children.  Teens are fine, but children... I don't think children should ever wear that much make-up.   Dark colour schemes with clothing is one thing, but pale make-up and the eyeliner and the black lipstick - eh.  I mean, I *know* they're not real kids, it's just a computer game, but it just looks creepy to me.

I want to play too :D It is nice to come back and see more craptastic stuff, it makes my day /freak alert/..



(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk51/madfairy77/202697.jpg)

So dark and misterious, isn` it?

Hrmmm, I think I'd rather a little more mystery, thanks  :o

Oh the lulz! bleach please.

These people must be real delusional to be thinking these crap are worth a penny. They need bleach too perhaps?

I'm no physics expert, but he better not lean his head back too far, or risk losing a nipple.

Losing a nipple is probably "gothic" in their book  ???
Ouch. I can imagine the ouchiness. ::)

Looks like something I probably would have downloaded back in 2005 or 2006.  :P

I hate it when Sim tattoos look like they were drawn on with magic marker.

I think TSR hates sim kids  :(
(http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/1121/509567rv1.jpg)

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6151/509570xv4.jpg)

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1386/solfalff4.jpg)
(This one is by solfal)

Oh right, because grey sweatpant shorts are soo gothic.  ::)

*glances down at own pjs: grey sweatpants*

Are you questioning my gothability? Gothitude? Goth...ness?

Aw, fuck it.

Gothnicity

Gothenticity!

What about Gotham City?

  I didn't know coloring your hair with Kool-Aid was gothic!

 ::runs off to the pantry::

 Strawberry! Huzzah! I will be goffick in no time. Now where are my grey sweatpants?   ;)

I can't believe no one's brought up Varotica!  Lovely.
Dying your hair with Kool-Aid was the pinnacle of goth when I was in middle school.

Oh noes, Plum, your avie is gone!

If she has crap we have to pay for to get, she's fair game.

Yup, yup. We don't get Kool-Aid in here, but I know this because I was an avid lurker at alt.gothic in 1995. It was even in the FAQ. How to dye your hair using Kool-Aid.
However, the FAQ didn't say anything about grey sweatpants. ::)

This is why I love you.

As a child, I remember being very confused by the concept of dying your hair with Kool-Aid: I didn't understand that you leave the sugar out of the mixture, so I was always too afraid of having sticky, fly-attracting hair to attempt it. I was the first kid in my middle school to buy a package of temporary green dye and rock that shit like there was no tomorrow.

Unfortunately, after my grandmother saw me, there almost wasn't.

Heh, I remember downloading Varotica's stuff back when I wasn't too fussy about CC quality. Seriously, who'd fork out for shit which was made in 2004 in this day and age?

I know.  :(

I think I know where I have it saved though.  I'll find it when I'm less lazy!

If you can't find it, I have it. I wouldn't use it (it's YOURS), but, I couldn't help snagging it.

Well, I feel sheepish, but I actually have it too. Not that I'd use it either, I just have it in my amusing .gif collection. >.>

I bet we're not the only ones, Azaya.  Plum's avie is mesmerizing and it's Johnny Depp!

It's because it's homoerotic.  Piracy and gayness go hand-in-hand.  I read it in a book.

I could watch that avi all day. I was actually wondering where you disappeared to!

Just finishing out the school year.  Teaching middle school in the ghetto turned out to be pretty time consuming.  Who would've guessed?

I did pink. Cotton candy pink. It only lasted for, like, 3 days, but my mom wouldn't talk to me until it faded completely.

p!nk iz g0th rite???

I was the kind of kid that dyed her friend's hair.  And shaved her friend's hair into mohawks and bihawks trihawks and trihawks.  And gave them two-foot liberty spikes.  But stayed very normal-looking herself.

They were my canvas, while I remained cute.  Muaha!

Hey now, fauxhawks and mohawks can be quite attractive.

They can be totally hot even, yeah.  Not usually on girls though.  My poor best friend was my subject for so many experiments...

I beg to differ - I had a mohawk back in the day, and it was totally hot - down to my waist in back. Only time in my life I've ever had good hair.
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I have to agree with Zillah. I think girls with mohawks are hot. Of course, not everyone looks great with them, but that's as true for males as females. It's all a matter of personal taste, though, I guess.

Maybe it's just that my best friend is a total butterface.  *shrug*

Heh. I don't know how great I'd look with a mohawk either, I'll give you that. ;) I've done the whole brightly colored and occasionally spiked thing, but never had the balls to go for the whole deal. Or, to be more specific, I was never allowed to do so when I lived at home (I lived with my grandparents and they were a little old-fashioned about things like that), and by the time I was in college, I was too poor and/or stoned most of the time to worry about hair-styling.  :D  I suppose I could do it now, but then we're back to the whole balls issue.

I'm a huge fan of the fauxhawk. The girl I had a crush on for almost two years showed me a picture of her with a fauxhawk, and I almost ripped her clothes off right there.

We went on a date, but it didn't work out...ah, well. She's still hot as Hell.

And you probably don't have seven short dudes with pickaxes following you around either. :)

And if that's the case, I'd suggest seeking police intervention.

Not necessarily. Everybody identified me with that stereotype back in high school or called me "the weird girl," but except for a select group of asshats (which I'm not going to get in to), I was very social and got along with everybody. Really, all I did was wear black and play with spiders and read Poe. Not exactly the "gothiest" stuff ever.


Again, I don't think I'm really gothic--I just like black clothes--and I think that label just got pasted on me for ease's sake. But I have friends who are in the "gothic community," and they're very friendly people.

I did that in highschool once too with lime Kool-Aid. It turned out to be this really awesome shade of green, but I went home and washed it out as soon as I could because it made my scalp burn. So sadly, I never kept it in long enough to have Kool Aid roots.

I used to dye my hair with food colouring too. I don't recommend it.

*sigh*

I was born too early to be a goth/wear a mohawk, I guess, but I did iron my hair once or twice, which was the thing to do in the 60s-70s!  Of course, I got in trouble for looking like a hippie...but it was worth it. ;)

In Jr. High, everyone thought that I was the weirdo loner, and I wasn't gothic at all. Granted, I did like trace the lines my veins made on my arm with pens, but that's not all that bad, really.

ZOMG, I do that all the time. I guess I can join the "Weird Loner" group now.

Include me in the group too ;)
I was "The Witch" while at school  ::) I never did figure out where that came from, I went to a catholic school, so no black clothes, no makeup, no strange hair colours (unless you count bottle blonde?), and no odd "gothy/witchy type jewellry..... and I still managed to get labelled with it.

Me too, Lirael. But the good part was that I always got first pick of a seat on the schoolbus in middle school, because the other kids thought I was going to curse them or something.  ;D

Lol@irony :P

I am a total goth, but I'm to into fashion to wear red and black striped stockings. EVER.
I'm sitting here in a House of Holland tee (Uhu Gareth Pugh!) and nice jeans, a juicy couture bracelet, listening to fear factory and prick.
Am I goffick nao???

I only ever played with sharp objects like broken glass and jagged metal... Still do when I drink, so it's a good thing I only ever drink when I'm out of the house for 24 hours... which hasn't been for a year... damn.

I was the "Weird Loner" in school too, because I did generally keep to myself. Never thought it was weird, though. Just didn't want to deal with assholes and idiots. I still don't. I guess I"m still a "Weird Loner" but not so much in the Pescado-sitting-in-a-bunker-alone-with-his-cats sort of way, more in the shut-up-go-away-you-give-me-a-headache sort of way.

Me too.
I read a lot and stayed to myself, thought most of the stuff other kids were into was silly and theatrical.
So, I was that "weird girl" too  l. I didn't wear black, but a lot of jeans and flannels...kind of the grunge look before (long, long before) it was a style. I was into kayaking and motorcycles....not very girly.

Guess I am still the "weird" one in my neighborhood. The vegetarian, Liberatarian, Jeep-driving, Save-The-Whales, Scuba-diving nut that people try to avoid.Oh, And Cat-collecting.

I am so happy with ME!

I followed what was known as "swampie" here in Brisbane.  My favourite colour is deep dark red (hence my site colours) - but I wear many more colours now for fear of looking like I'm stuck in a timewarp of red velvet skirts I made years ago.  :P I still wear my Docs though.  ;D

I always wanted to dye my hair weird colours, but can't - mainly cause it's so black - I can't even bleach it an acceptable colour - I reach dark red before it's falling out time for the poor strands.  I did dye Coolington's hair blue and green though (as his is lighter and takes the shades).  I can't wait until I have more grey - then I can dye it interesting colours - with stripes.

I was never the weird girl - but mainly because I'm an extroverted type who'll talk to anyone - so I was never in a group of one.

Luckily, neither was I. I've been known to be shy in new situations but it generally doesn't take me long to warm up to people and become quite talkative (if you haven't noticed that already).

I was still weird as a kid, there's no getting around that, but I had plenty of friends to be weird with. A couple of notable examples are still very close friends of mine. I've really missed them since I moved cross-country, but at least we're in regular contact.  :(  I'm planning on going to see them in a few weeks, and we will go on a "whisper walk" (that's our name for drunkenly wandering the neighborhood at 2 am, trying desperately not to wake up the neighbors despite the fact that you can't seem to keep your voices below a dull roar).

I consider myself to be a real goth - I love 'depressing' poems, stories, songs, movies....and I was a loner in high school, but because I was weird, and terribly shy.

However, I tend to only do the goth fashions stuff when actually going ou to a club.

Oh, and I'm really pale with dark hair.  Did the Fauxhawk thing back in the 80s too - mostly because I had a job and needed to be able to look mostly normal easily.

Pssh, you call that being a REAL Goth? REAL Goths SACK CITIES. If you're so Goth, where were you when they sacked Rome?

My ancestors were there!