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Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 20, 00:09:36 I think the answer is more than obvious now (http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=2091)
:twisted: muaahhhh :twisted: Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: yamikuronue on 2006 November 20, 00:25:28 <Kor> http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=2091
<Damion> what is WRONG with you? XD Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Aquamarine on 2006 November 20, 00:46:18 And implying he's an old fart with saggy balls is supposed to help his disposition? :lol:
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 20, 00:47:09 "Because life's too short, to spend it sitting on your nuts!"
:D Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Plum on 2006 November 20, 01:08:43 I've always found him to be pleasant enough. Though I'm sure there's a point in every man's life...
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 20, 01:49:14 "Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?"
My guess is that it is his right to be that way and it is his decision to be so. He doesn't blame it on any childhood trauma or outside influence. Plus, he can get away with it. Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Pescado on 2006 November 20, 02:35:17 I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: piratebitch on 2006 November 20, 03:47:30 Awww....that's just WRONG! And...like a car wreck...you just can't help watching it....
"Life's too short to spend sitting on your nuts." LMAO Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: KikiGo on 2006 November 20, 05:51:37 Aww, its okay if he cranky and mean i like my men with attitude!
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Yaardarm Monkey on 2006 November 20, 06:26:59 Quote from: "KikiGo" Aww, its okay if he cranky and mean i like my men with attitude! and a man that wears a nut-bra? :lol: Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Solowren on 2006 November 20, 06:47:00 Quote from: "Pescado" I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat. Why must you put these images in my head? D: Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: joe_mulcahy on 2006 November 20, 09:20:18 Quote from: "Pescado" I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat. If you were to run a paysite to teach other blokes how to also retract their nuts, can you imagine the fortune you'd make? Especially for athletes and their hooligans who participate in violent sports. You'd put TSR to shame for certain with the sheer number of subscribers you'd likely have from the very first day! Your cremaster muscles are the master! Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Quorneater on 2006 November 20, 09:24:51 Being mean and cranky is just Pescado's own way of enjoying an afterglow. Some people have a cigarette, but that is less healthy.
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: mistersexylicious on 2006 November 20, 11:53:35 It's because he's emo :).
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Pescado on 2006 November 20, 13:04:26 Is "afterglow" some kind of euphemistic term for nuclear fallout?
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 20, 15:46:53 Pescado's been cranky since Chernobyl?
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Camilla on 2006 November 20, 16:07:14 That would explain the glow, then.
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: Quorneater on 2006 November 20, 16:52:20 Quote from: "Pescado" Is "afterglow" some kind of euphemistic term for nuclear fallout? LOL!!! In your case, yes, going by what you've told us about your various bodily fluids :D Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 21, 01:10:49 Quote from: "teadrinker" Quote from: "Pescado" Is "afterglow" some kind of euphemistic term for nuclear fallout? LOL!!! In your case, yes, going by what you've told us about your various bodily fluids :D I don't believe Pescado has bodily fluids. He seems to be crystalline. "Like a diamond bullet..." - Colonel Walter Kurtz Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: notveryawesome on 2006 November 21, 20:18:46 Pescado's been nothing but cordial (and dare I say helpful?) to me - I'm beginning to think he doesn't like me! :wink:
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: lemmiwinks on 2006 November 22, 03:05:22 Quote from: "notveryawesome" Pescado's been nothing but cordial (and dare I say helpful?) to me - I'm beginning to think he doesn't like me! :wink: Although he denies its usefulness, Pescado, sometimes offers constructive criticism. It can usually be roughly translated to "Stop saying stupid things or I will rip your lips off" or "Your life would be better if you lived in a bunker" etc. Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: jesserocket on 2006 November 22, 03:11:16 Which, to be fair, is extremely useful advice...
Title: Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky? Post by: sickpuppy on 2006 November 24, 20:40:13 Mean and cranky? I believe JM is off his prune juice. :shock:
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