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I'd imagine his son to be a little bit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHop86LuOFg

Ok, now we need to start a "Pescado vasectomy" fund drive here as well,lol.

It took me some time to realize that the older brother wasn't talking to himself, but to his lil brother. What a manly voice for such a small child!
Back to the subject, I really have nothing productive to say. Perhaps we need Pes procreating, so our kids can have their mods for Sims 2100; :lol:

Hmm, I always imagined that Pescado's children would have beards, even the girls.

that was a funny story   :lol:

Doesn't much resemble anything related to me at all. The "Daddy, why don't you love me?" gambit gave it away. It would simply never occur to us to ask such a question. What is this "love" you speak of? And would not the lack of any for you be explained by "You are the lowest form of life on Earth! You are not even human fucking beings!"? Honestly, I've never even thought about it. As far as I'm concerned, "love" is one of those strange alien concepts that has no place in my psychopathic worldview.

Yeah, I can see it now. No love, but a group of bearded children shooting their enemies in the kneecaps. Or would it be more like the kids in Children of the Corn...so many horrifying possibilities...

Much lolage at the hot-tub scene!


So you've never even had to impersonate a human before? :D

Not quite like that, no. More importantly, it's too alien of a behavior for me to think of as being an evil plot. I'd certainly come up with the herpes thing, and maybe even the mimes, but never the "daddy" thing. On SEEING it, I can logically see how it would WORK, but I'd never have thought of that on my own.

I've offered my uterus countless times...

Pescado + kids = scary genetical mistake for the rest of us :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Yes, but you're not my type. You are too Surelyfunke. You can't kill a man in 30 different ways with only your thumbs. You haven't ever killed a man at all. In fact, those pesky exes of yours are still alive. You should have killed and eaten them.

So basically, your ideal partner would be a preying mantis with especially deadly thumbs? *squick* D:

I've rather imagined her as a cross between Lucy Lawless and the chick Charlize Theron played in "Monster".

Blast it! My training was in killing men with my buttocks, not thumbs. If only I had taken that course instead! Looks like I am not the woman for Pescado either. :cry:

lol, hecubus. i bet eileen wurnos is the only woman that could handle pescado, to bad she liked that chick in the movie.... i dont know how you found this but this was freaking hilarious!

Whoa! Prime entertainment! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Don't look at me! *shifty eyes* I have the (dis)advantage of being cute and cuddly, SO not Pescado's type. Also, my exes still live too... If you can call an emasculated form of being for living.  :P

if you search in YouTube under "vasectomy"
you can find some really leg-crossing horrific flicks

 :shock:

*cries herself to sleep*

And there you go with that SLEEPING thing again. Sleep is for wussies!

Ah Pescado. He brightens all of our days. ^^

I’m sure he’d rather darken them, seeing how he hisses at sunlight.

Thanks for scaring the shit out of me with that thought... And I didn't kill and eat my exes, I just made it so they can't have sex without great pain. Sledge hammers are a wonderful accessory for a woman to keep. Love is a mental condition caused by eating too many dill pickles and jalepeno peppers on a bed of cream cheese and wasabi paste spread upon dark rye bread with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as a beverage. That can also cause the disturbing condition which counts as sleep in some people's lexicon. Sleep is that horrid lapse which the body can sometimes experience when not enough stimulant is applied to it. Things such as coffee, tea and Mt. Dew tend to keep us from inspecting the insides of our eyelids but there does come a time when the body just can't take the abuse and has to rest for a few hours at least. But, if Pescado is the creature of the night that it's been suggested that he is, he doesn't sleep. He goes into torpor, which is a bit different. Ask any Malkavian, they may explain it, if you can get past the madness to get an answer to your question....

I always thought Pescado was too coherent to be a Malkavian. I'd say he is a Brujah. :)

You obviously missed my lecture on Juffo-Wup, then.

Oui, oui! Ho ho! Ho ho!

He's too smart for a Brujah.  Based on his self-description, I vote Nosferatu.  XD

For damn sure not a Toreodor! And I dunno, the rest of the Malkavians say they know but when asked, they just start singing, "Its a Small World After All", its on the mental network, you know.... Gah! Can't shut it out! Must.. Not... FRENZY!!!!!

Excuse me?  Who says a brujah can't be smart?  They are rebels, not paysite owners.

And that was funny.

I had to look up what the heck you guys were talking about.  *shakes fist of wiki rage on at ya*

Yeah, but I don't wrestle with anger management issues. Of course, the Bloodlines game quiz had me pegged as a Gangrel.

Oddly, my brujah never missed a frenzy check - that was our nos - this was like the first week of first ed.  Of course, she was not a typical one - she was a rebel against the stereotype. :)

I usually have played a Malk, it just seems to be more fun... One game I was aggravating a Gangrel and asked, "can you turn ugly?" Broke the whole damn cast out of character laughing... Its fun to piss off some of the other clans, too. Yeah, I have a game life outside of Sims, I just don't get to do either one of them much!

The one time I played it I was a Sombra, I think. Don't even remember why I chose that other than some vague notion about being beautiful without a reflection would have to suck.

What? I'm dating a nerd, ya know...

Always a Gangrel too. Damn I miss the game so bad. Should mayhap try and and force it run again somehow.

Actually, the last few times someone ran a WoD game I played a mage with a lot of backhistory to my Ars Magica character, or a fae - and the GM won't run the old system anymore and they haven't put out the fae rules yet, and since that's who I was playing when he suddenly stopped the game on account of a new system being released....

But I've played Toreadors and my one Brujah and always wanted to play a Kiyasid.