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Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rabbit on 2007 April 17, 21:28:54
OK, just visited Glamour Sims to see what it was like and...MY EYES!! THEY BURN! Just shoot me now, I'm scarred for life. I wouldn't touch any stuff there even if it was handed to me wrapped in gold and smelling of roses, let alone pay for it. :x
Anyone hate this site as much as me? :twisted:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: darkangel on 2007 April 17, 22:00:31
http://www.glamoursim.com/
???

eta: uh yes pretty awful holy shizzles. 10$? And then they have this music in the background which you just cannot turn off arrrrgh.

barf :roll:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 17, 22:18:51
I think their horrible copy/paste any-and-everything frenzy was commented on another thread  :lol:

But yea, damn fugly and an insult to any intelligent mind.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rabbit on 2007 April 17, 22:35:56
I would pay ten dollars for this, it's totally smexy.
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r34/BrainStaple/a.jpg)
Isn't leopard print/stripes/studs and the fill tool a wonderful combination?:shock:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 17, 22:37:15
Plus it's pink. Pink's always ebil.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: missangelica on 2007 April 17, 23:02:44
These seasons sets tickled me the most.

(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_seasons_013.jpg)(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_seasons_014.jpg)(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_seasons_015.jpg)(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_seasons_016.jpg)

Yes, now YOU can wear fug all year around!


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: RedLove on 2007 April 17, 23:04:59
Ok is that third one an apron, shorts, and belt or leotard, fanny pack, and shorts? That dress is shapeless


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: missangelica on 2007 April 17, 23:05:55
The dress was made from the raincoat mesh from Seasons.  >.<


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 17, 23:13:04
They're all Maxis meshes, aren't they? I can imagine some very pretty possibilities with the 4th... Theirs isn't one of them.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rabbit on 2007 April 17, 23:27:15
OMG!!11 I must have that third outfit!111*runs off to give all my money to Glamour Sims*
Then I can download that lovely soup outfit set! Yippee! :lol:
I hope somebody comes up with something nice for that last mesh, it could be quite cute.<.>


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Penny on 2007 April 18, 03:17:38
yep, I've always wanted denim thigh highs for my sims gals.


http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_309.jpg

YUCKO!


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: karu on 2007 April 18, 03:38:38
I do like their objects


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 18, 04:20:46
At least they make for good conversation pieces.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: DiSparrow on 2007 April 18, 04:33:40
Quote from: "Wren"
I would pay ten dollars for this, it's totally smexy.
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r34/BrainStaple/a.jpg)
Isn't leopard print/stripes/studs and the fill tool a wonderful combination?:shock:


lol.. and it says "Night Life" on it...lol
I wonder if they are working on matching ones that say Pets and Seasons o.O


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 18, 04:38:35
Quote from: "DiSparrow"
lol.. and it says "Night Life" on it...lol
I wonder if they are working on matching ones that say Pets and Seasons o.O


Open For Business  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: KikiGo on 2007 April 18, 05:04:27
fugly!


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: darkangel on 2007 April 18, 06:01:53
I wonder if that site is a joke. Come on...being rejected at MTS2 has to have some kind of reason, right?  :lol:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Diala on 2007 April 18, 06:15:34
This thread has been long overdue. Seriously.

Once again, I have to wonder if that person doesn't have some sort of strange program that generates these WTF-worthy dresses. I see the same patterns over and over again.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Pescado on 2007 April 18, 06:51:26
Quote from: "Mufushu"

Once again, I have to wonder if that person doesn't have some sort of strange program that generates these WTF-worthy dresses. I see the same patterns over and over again.

They do. Apparently there's a "Fashion Factory" program made by some Germanians which can automatically generate fugly stuff.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Jojoba on 2007 April 18, 06:56:07
:shock:

I had a lookie on that site for the worst item, and they are all dreadful.
I thought shit like that only came from TSR

Well I am off to clean out my cookie folder in case it contaminates my laptop >.<


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: ScreamMyName on 2007 April 18, 09:40:44
I wouldn't even let this stuff ruin my game if they'd give it to me for free...
Sorry to say that but I think my last meal just wants to see the sun again *blaarrrk*


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rabbit on 2007 April 18, 11:28:36
What is this?
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r34/BrainStaple/gs_download_189.jpg)
Leggings, trousers, shorts with socks? Bleh.
This one isn't that bad, if you like dresses with stawberries pasted onto them.
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r34/BrainStaple/gs_seasons_003.jpg)
I bet whoever owns the site is an FA on TSR. Betcha. :roll:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Electricstatic on 2007 April 18, 14:47:58
Quote from: "Pescado"

They do. Apparently there's a "Fashion Factory" program made by some Germanians which can automatically generate fugly stuff.


I love you for using the word "Germanians"!

Words cannot describe how I feel about GlamourSims' atrocities. I feel like we need Stacy and Clinton from What Not to Wear to go scream at the site owner. :(


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: chlyn on 2007 April 18, 15:02:59
LOL @ MizzKitty!  :lol:

This person has been creating for years and the quality of work is the same as Day 1. They've never attempted to learn how to add some dimension and realism.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Tchannie on 2007 April 18, 17:16:09
Quote from: "Electricstatic"
Quote from: "Pescado"

They do. Apparently there's a "Fashion Factory" program made by some Germanians which can automatically generate fugly stuff.


I love you for using the word "Germanians"!

Words cannot describe how I feel about GlamourSims' atrocities. I feel like we need Stacy and Clinton from What Not to Wear to go scream at the site owner. :(


Same.

And Trinny and Susannah...

And I love GS for thinking that those legwarmery things will stay on the sims' legs. Do they use lingerie-tape or something to stick the clothes on there?! :lol:  :roll:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Tchannie on 2007 April 18, 19:35:39
The bottom one takes the cake (or deserves the chocolate). Definitely.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Lourdes on 2007 April 18, 19:49:08
Oh god... I would hate to see what the clothes for elders looks like. Probably like Momma with a house dress with her stockings rolled down right below her knees.

Thats the skin I wanna see.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: dr.philthy on 2007 April 18, 19:52:21
Quote from: "MizzKitty"
Quote from: "DiSparrow"
lol.. and it says "Night Life" on it...lol
I wonder if they are working on matching ones that say Pets and Seasons o.O


Open For Business  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


They do have one that says Open For Business
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u88/Liz13131313/OFB.jpg)

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rabbit on 2007 April 18, 20:18:36
Those Glamlife dresses are the worse thing I have ever seen. Is it meant to be pop art or are they just having fun with the lasso tool?
Ooh neon pink armwarmers are all the rage right now. I must have that Open for Business dress. :lol:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Tchannie on 2007 April 18, 20:23:30
That model is bloody hilarious.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: dr.philthy on 2007 April 18, 20:33:06
<3 Do you think I could one day become a guest artist there? :oops:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Steroide on 2007 April 18, 21:03:02
^With her skills, she should get be *compared* to the fantabolus Atwa! :D
But Atwa is just *so* much better than that GlamourSim woman/man/monster!

But I think I've gotten their secret recipie:
Find some tacky leopard pattern (or any pattern you'd like. As long as it's tacky)
Copy & paste to clothing
Make hideous alphas
Blur x 12 -13
Sharpen x 12
Hue/Saturate it into a gazillion colors, and your done! ^^


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Diala on 2007 April 19, 03:12:02
But look! Free samples!

http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/info.html

Don't rush over at once, now!


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: MizzKitty on 2007 April 19, 12:07:04
Oh, God...

They're official suppliers of Hooker-wear?  :shock:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: mohicantunes on 2007 April 20, 01:36:58
AHHH that website gives me the creepsss...
Pink leopard is always atractive to me but their outfits with sparkling nightlife.. Oh my...


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: redisenchanted on 2007 April 20, 03:18:38
:shock:

I think they have reached an almost zen-like badness.

Impossibly bad stuff... they make Carla Niven look like an artistic genius.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rae Kira on 2007 April 21, 02:03:40
I personally like this:
(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_package_840.jpg)

Yeast infection for the win! *points at the hand magically disappearing ... there...*


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: RedLove on 2007 April 21, 02:15:22
Quote from: "raekira"


Yeast infection for the win! *points at the hand magically disappearing ... there...*

Ew. That's nasty. Why would you think of that :lol:


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rae Kira on 2007 April 21, 02:22:08
Quote from: "RedLove"

Ew. That's nasty. Why would you think of that :lol:


Eheh, actually, when I first saw it I thought "holy crap she's got a penis!" and my friend said, "YEAST INFECTION!!!!!111omgxxorz"


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: ThongJohnSilver on 2007 April 22, 17:38:16
Holy god.


For realskees?


(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4488/gspackage710um3.jpg)


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: darkangel on 2007 April 22, 18:21:52
The only thing more stupid than the creator is the one who pays/downloads it and actually puts it in their game. WTF. HOW STUPID IS MANKIND ACTUALLY?!?!?!!!!


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: PutanginaMo on 2007 April 22, 18:50:21
is that fashion? or fuckshion?


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Sarah on 2007 June 23, 18:34:47
I sent the owner of that piece of shit an email. It's sad because her Sims 1 stuff was actually somewhat decent... Now it's just an abomination that must be destroyed. I hope the owner has the balls to answer, though I doubt it.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Lwerszva on 2007 June 23, 18:55:21
Ugh. What annoys me the most is how unoriginal everything is. The textures they obviously never made themselves; they just copied them off the internet. And then they go paste them on Maxis meshes, still exposing a good part of the original Maxis textures. And the unturn-offable music is ripped off of TS1 Superstar.

The site design is probably the only original thing there, and hey! It looks like shit.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Deckhand Dollface on 2007 June 23, 19:40:59
you guys obviously missed this trendy leopard skin tracksuit .. complete with the word "sport" printed across the breat ... an absolute fashion must have..... LOL LOL

(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/katymouse_album/gs_package_776.jpg)


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: SnarkyShark on 2007 June 23, 20:12:39
Oh, god.  I think my mother has one of those.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Rmarques on 2007 June 23, 20:29:38
(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_480.jpg)

Over-sized belt ftw!

(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_291.jpg)

Now your sims can look dowdy AND crazy!  :lol:

(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_celebrate_012.jpg)

..................... I don't even want to know....

(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_download_403.jpg)

You know, I'd call this a hooker outfit, but that'd be an insult to hooker outfits.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Ieliminate on 2007 June 23, 21:13:21
Those are terrible. Who would want that in their game, let alone pay for it. They look like they were made in paint. I could do better in paint and I have no creative abilities whatsoever.


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Paden on 2007 June 23, 22:16:25
OMG!!! Peg Bundy got a job as a designer for Sims!! HELP!!


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: CatRose on 2007 June 23, 22:54:54
Ah those clothes hurts my eyes X_x. So ugly!


Title: Glamour Sims...
Post by: YarrMataz on 2007 June 24, 19:49:19
Quote from: "raekira"
I personally like this:
(http://www.glamoursim.com/thesims2/gs_package_840.jpg)

Yeast infection for the win! *points at the hand magically disappearing ... there...*


She looks like an autistic that was tricked into wearing some very shitty clothing.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: BlueButterfly on 2008 July 13, 02:16:09
Yeah, I know necromancy is bad, however, I didnt want to start a whole new topic for this. So, I hope it's okay, if it's not, or if this has already been discussed, feel free to beat me with a stick. I'd deserve it.

Looky, what I got in my email today (weird since I don't think I ever paid for that crap)

http://www.printfection.com/glamoursim

Even more ways for her to make some money.

*Edited to add* I just looked through it. Wouldnt we all absolutely love to walk around wearing apparel with "Glamour Sim" written all across it.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: love on 2008 July 13, 02:51:22
For 23.99 you too can promote this loverly Sites 2 Fansite ;D

Dont forget your 19.99 Tote!!

Honestly though those real life tops/purse/mousepads?!?! are the best thing I've ever seen her make.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: deelink on 2008 July 13, 03:09:16
The smell of desperation is almost too overpowering...but I will say this.
Yes... the stupidity of mankind is a bottomless hole, always surprising me with it's endlessness.

I personally loathe GSims and hope she wakes up to herself and realise her endeveour is futile.

PMBD!


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Bella the Paysite Slayer on 2008 July 20, 16:39:41
Eww, that crap was horrible! :o  GlamourSim has gone downhill big time!  I have very fond memories of their Sims 1 content (which they have appeared to have taken down  >:().

BTW, doesn't it seem like most of the skillful TS1 creators turned out to be shitty w/ TS2?  I'm seeing that pattern with many fansites, both pay and free (but particularly pay).


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: HeartOFire on 2008 July 20, 17:38:23
I personally think the city of Paris should file a slander/libel suit against them for putting the Tower on that crap.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: MagentaGirl on 2008 July 20, 17:40:04
That is one of the worst sites I have ever seen.  It looks like a pesky pop-up ad.   ::) 


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Paden on 2008 July 21, 01:29:13
Um, if the thread has been dormant for longer than 30 days, then it is necromancy. Please keep that in mind, m'kay? And that is sooo fugly!!!


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Kragey on 2008 July 21, 01:48:37
http://www.printfection.com/glamoursim

I don't even wear free advertising for the brands I actually DO like. Why the Hell would I pay $20 to advertise one of the worst paysites I've ever seen? Lord.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Paden on 2008 July 21, 03:02:19
Brain damage would be the only excuse for it.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Brookie on 2008 July 21, 05:08:59
This looks familiar:

(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm318/sims2pics123/gs_package_607.jpg)


didn't a swimsuit almost identical to this come with the university EP?


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Dr House on 2008 July 21, 05:43:11
*Tries to remember* I think not. At one time i used to play EA's military family in strangehood so i gathered every military stuff/clothes i could find ingame and a lot of custom ones. (Sim's Wardrobe radio tank was the best find lol bloody awesome!). Okay,  that family only had male sims, so i didn't particularily lookout for that. But then again i don't think i ever saw this swimsuit ingame, nope. I know all EA's swimsuits, they're so rare and deadly classic :-\


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Quinctia on 2008 July 21, 06:04:13
Um, if the thread has been dormant for longer than 30 days, then it is necromancy. Please keep that in mind, m'kay? And that is sooo fugly!!!

Yes, it's so horrible for people to post new information in already existing topics.  Let's chastize them for no good reason!


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: calalily on 2008 July 21, 09:11:23
Um, if the thread has been dormant for longer than 30 days, then it is necromancy. Please keep that in mind, m'kay? And that is sooo fugly!!!

Yes, it's so horrible for people to post new information in already existing topics.  Let's chastize them for no good reason!

Yeah, I have to agree here - last post was  July 13, 2008 - that's just over a week ago - so not even vaguely necromancy.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Paden on 2008 July 21, 17:02:29
Exactly, I was just saying what necromancy was, not chastising anyone... If I'm reading you guys wrongly, forgive the pain killer fog I'm in for distorting my perceptions of how you responded to my quote. Stress + the zoster x virus = shingles and lots of damn pain right in the nerve endings. Days like this I just wanna crawl into tube on anesthetic lotion and disappear forever.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: calalily on 2008 July 21, 22:30:55
Exactly, I was just saying what necromancy was, not chastising anyone... If I'm reading you guys wrongly, forgive the pain killer fog I'm in for distorting my perceptions of how you responded to my quote.

Yes but it was unnecessary since there wasn't any necromancy.  That'd be like me saying to you know that if you're posting something inflammatory in a thread, or being a dickhead, you're trolling, or to tell you about any number of rules you might be breaking *that you haven't actually broken*. 

Seriously. Newbies are nervous enough posting without you reinforming them of rules they haven't broken yet in a very ambiguous manner.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Paden on 2008 July 21, 22:43:30
Yeah, I know necromancy is bad, however, I didnt want to start a whole new topic for this. So, I hope it's okay, if it's not, or if this has already been discussed, feel free to beat me with a stick. I'd deserve it.

Looky, what I got in my email today (weird since I don't think I ever paid for that crap)

http://www.printfection.com/glamoursim

Even more ways for her to make some money.

*Edited to add* I just looked through it. Wouldnt we all absolutely love to walk around wearing apparel with "Glamour Sim" written all across it.


This was the poster that I was telling that it wasn't necromancy to post in the thread, being as it hadn't been a full month. I was actually trying to be helpful and tell them they'd not done a bad thing. *sigh*


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: calalily on 2008 July 21, 22:50:10
This was the poster that I was telling that it wasn't necromancy to post in the thread, being as it hadn't been a full month. I was actually trying to be helpful and tell them they'd not done a bad thing. *sigh*

Then quote it. I say again - new posters are nervous enough without nebulous mentions of necromancy.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Paden on 2008 July 22, 00:03:41
I bow to your wisdom, oh Lady of the Furry Faced Avatar. *offers rum* Didn't mean to come off as a snert.


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: calalily on 2008 July 22, 00:32:53
I bow to your wisdom, oh Lady of the Furry Faced Avatar. *offers rum* Didn't mean to come off as a snert.

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2251/arrrmateyby4.jpg)  :)


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: fway on 2008 July 22, 04:14:25
LmaoIRLpayshit. is all I have to say. Those clothes from the IRL store are fugtastic. I would hope people don't buy it...


Title: Re: Glamour Sims...
Post by: Yaardarm Monkey II on 2008 July 22, 04:34:56
let's not fight, ladies.......feel the love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_bN-oKE2Jg)


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