PMBD

But not for the free v pay...

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1065180.html

 :shock:

Ahahaha.

Good job, guys.  :roll:

Hear hear.  :roll:

This is hilarious :lol: Yay for Fandom Wank!

Oh the lulz!  :lol:

Clearly they don't know that Pescado vs BlueSoup is nothing new. This kind of thing isn't abnormal in the MATY/PMBD universe.

It's sad they have nothing else to do except comment on what we do :D That made me think of Jerry Springer... o.O

The Fishsoup comment was priceless.

ahaha i love livejournal <3

That was actually Journal Fen.

Isn't that the same thing, given that it uses the same login?


Who's more sad, the people who are on the show, or the people bored enough to actually watch it?

Springer's like a traffic accident...you don't MEAN to gawk, but there you are, slowing down to watch in horror.

And then you wake up when the guy behind you beeps his horn, or in the case of Springer, when a commercial comes on.

The people bored enough to watch it :lol: Such as moi...  :roll: But who are you to talk Pescado =| You are just as sad as me I think!

What?  No.

It's a separate site running on LJ's open source code.  Other sites that do the same thing are deadjournal and greatestjournal.

Journalfen is mainly known for being the place that won't TOS fandom wank, but it's mainly for people who are in "fandom," account creation isn't open very often, and you have to be over 18 to post.

...uh, I originally made it over here from Fandom Wank. :D

I'm gone for one day and this happens!  For shame!~

FW's going through a v. prolonged stage of boredom, and that post just proves it. stupid_free on LJ is the new shit to enjoy your freak show! :twisted:

Seriously. They MUST be bored. That barely qualifies as a tiff, much less a wank.

I idly browsed their tags, and other Sims 2 related stuff was similarly tame.

Well, other than the woman who apparently was experiencing some kind of psychotic break with reality, given that she was so upset that her SimHusbandReplica was more friendly with a Townie than "her": a SimSelf. She may be beyond therapeutic assistance.

And there was something about free v. pay sites. Have you guys heard anything about that?




;)



What about wankiness over male "hairs" converted for women?

Poser mesh theft?

The wankiness of the idea of Sims needing religious items?

Wankiness from parents who ignore the T-rating and then demand that someone make the game safe for the chillldruuuun?

Stupidity from politicians who think pixelated Sim WooHoo is in any way enticing or pornographic?

Dumbarsery about who stole some copyright content or Poser mesh first and claimed it was original and who merely stole the stolen stuff and claimed that THAT was original? (As coma-inducing as a "you stole my ICON!!!oneeleventyone!1" fight)

Dumbasses at TheStupidRegurgitory probably making profiles for known freesite supporters and watching the gullible and concerned alike run around like SimAnts under a magnifying glass. Let's post more OHNOEZZZ! about that.

People unable to accept kicking, stomping and smiting as Pescado-speak for "I acknowledge your presence and only hate you at the default setting, you haven't been interesting enough for me to nickname, Sim you, or start a thread about how fat, hairy, fugly or stupid you are...yet. I'll do that when I decide I really like you a lot" and getting their widdle feewinks all bruised. What do you want? He comes labeled for your convenience! "Fat Obstreperous Jerk"! Right there! Not even in Engrish! Do not taunt Happy Fun Pes. It's gelignite with a beard. Do not poke.

Drama-llama over killing pixels. PIXELS!! For fuck's sake!! So, don't kill yours. Some days it's a challenge just keeping natural Sim stupidity from having the inevitable Darwinian result. (Disclaimer: no Sims were burninated for this message.)

How about seriously justifiable wank resulting from discovering that people were sharing subscribers' credit info and names, addresses, etc. in Double Sekrit Fora?

Isn't OpenHouseJackoff worthy of wank? (No pun intended. TRULY. Gruh.)

Legal Beagle wank is always fun. I iz gunna soo yoo  :shock:  :shock: for sharing my stuffz that I do not legally ownz cuz I fail to comprehend logic and law. My made-up lawyer will be e-mailing you soon, LOLZ, I no u iz skairt now!

Denial Of Service threats are also fun! I iz gunna thweaten j00 with virii and stuffs,  :shock:  :shock: but I can't really do it, for some made-up reason I'll make up, so I'll just impotently wave my fists around and pretend I could actually do this, LOLZ, I no u iz skairt now!

Srsly. So much wank, so little time. This ranks as a 0.01 on the Wankster Scale. A mouse farting has equivalent earthshaking capability.

IMVHO, of course.

 :roll:

Hmm...nope, not familiar at all. Can't imagine what you're talking abuot, Lorelei....c'est que ce?

:::chuckles quietly to herself::::

Great wank rant...I'm sure someone's already writing up some of these! LOL

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Your forgot the Deception Pass girl having some kind of breakdown because people were downloading her super-special-awesome Tristan sim (or whatever the hell happened with this. I don't speak LJ-angst well enough.)

He's an embodiment of an entity in her head, after all. One shouldn't share those kinds of things.

Except with your psychiatrist.

Or your exorcist.

 :twisted:

Aqua, I've only been Sim2-ing for, like, five-six weeks. This is drama I missed out on!

Here are some belated eyerolls: :roll: :roll: :roll:

The crazy person with "weh, mah husband is cheating on me because his PIXELself talked to a PIXELtownie" dates back to Sims 1. I vaguely recall the LULZ over that. Sshodan, I saw her disclaimers. (OMFG, mah hairs on wimmenz, sky will fall!)  

We get our share of the crazy. But babyFurries with diapers (holy deity, you don't want to know) and otaku yaoi squeeing (now with added tentacles and upskirts! Yes, men in skirts! with pointy plastic Crayola hair! stop validating Japanese weirdness, they do that to point and laugh at you!) and Real People Slash Fic (take two het people, add buttsecks, get out thesaurus for synonyms for "moist" and "turgid", blend until everyone not into such things starts hunting for trepanning kits to make the bad brain pictures stop) still make our nutters look almost...normal.

I'm waiting for goatse / Tubgirl fursuit Trek pr0n with cat macros and Bible-thumping set at Hogwartz with magikal Ewoks. Acted out in 3-D on Second Life by griefer goons from SA, Plastic Duckzilla and a PRIM of LEGO Trogdor's beefy arm. There will be Sailor Moon upskirts and updates sent to eBaum's House of Theft courtesy of cranky Weebl fans, disguised as a DOSS attack. Snopes will call it a verified rumour. Rotten.com will stop scanning in forensic journal photos long enough to shrug. MySpace will be flooded with OMFGWTFBBQ bulletins and crappy band Add Me spam. (Oh wait, that's nothing new.) Fark and Worth1000 will make mocking Photoshop images. Pes will Point And Laugh [tm]. Lindsay Lohan will continue to lack variety in her facial expressions. Sims 2 fans will say, "well, groovy, but I want MAKIN' MAGIC STUFFZ!" Canter and Siegel will rise from the dead and offer everyone a goddamned green card. Kibo will pop up whenever his name is mentioned. Joel Furr will rot-13 "Sheesh!" and obsess over lemurs. Kurdt Kobain Not Rilly Ded, just Nailed To Perch posts will reappear. OpenHouseJack will feel like a piker, unable to compete with PaintShopPro renditions of yaoi jockstraps su de su su de su kawaii. NeoPetz will claim there is no spoon, in a rare burst of outdated relevance, then ask "What about the chilllldruuuun?" Uninformed idiots will fight over politics ad infinitum, all while neglecting to READ anything. There will be angst over body modifications and sexual preference, none of which will be remotely interesting to anyone but the OP. LiveJournal will consist solely of fights over who stole whose Goatse / TubGirl icons and pastede-on ded-ness and pseuicide. 20-year-old Monty Python jokes will be considered HIGH-larious again. It will all be posted in l337speak.

Then the net will asplode.

And YouTube will have videoezzz of it.

And the Grinch will grow three IQ points that day.

Maybe.

:)

Whatever you're smoking, Lorelei, I want some. 8)

Agreed.

DJARUM Bali Hai cloves!

The good stuff makes me sleepy.

The real neuron-scrambler for me is chocolate-covered espresso beans. I hate to think what I might have posted if I had access to those right now.

This is old-fashioned crankiness after dealing with GeekSquad, several departments of "I don't know, let me transfer you to limbo and MUZAK Barry Manilow and Jimmy Buffett for a half hour" at grad school, and too many errands I need to be doing rather than waiting for callbacks. Spite causes me to free-associate sometimes.

Because I do not have access to sharp, pointy things and the backsides of people who are annoying me or the ability to combine them in vengeful ways.

...I want some of that stuff. And to listen to Jimmy Buffett, cuz you mentioned him...and he's good.

Also, that rant made me laugh. ^^ Both of them.



I do that. I read it. And I'm partway to writing it. 8) RPS rocks.

I do, but I don't understand it.

(To the more innocent members - ready the eye bleach! Last warning.)

It's like... they don't expect to be made fun of, which is incomprehensible. It's one thing if you get off to the concept of RPing an animal of some sort. It's another when you pretend to be this animal and you're shitting in diapers and liking it. Some sort of line between "huh, that's weird" and "oh god what" has been crossed. And then they have conventions. I don't want to imagine the stench. Oh, and apparently regular furries hate them.

For some reason, this still doesn't strike me as being quite as weird as Sims-drama, and this is probably because I spend too much time on the 'chans. Possibly because I can imagine an adult sitting in a corner in a soiled diaper crying because he's an outcast in a society of outcasts better than that self same adult having a nervous breakdown because their spouse's pixel-self doesn't like their pixel-self. Or "omg I haet teh boobies (but I have them) so I will not maek stuff for teh evil onez."

Made me laugh too.



I read some RPS for one show - I tend to stick to the "crack" parts of that particular fandom though. I couldn't write any. The best I can do is bad Anime het fanfiction :P ^_^

And (to kinda stay On Topic) - I was shocked that this even made Fandom Wank myself, hence the  :shock:

There is so much other more juicy wank to be had in the Sims community that I wonder, why pick on this?

Those are too harsh for me, I go with the Lites or the Cherry, usually!

Everyone is sad.  No one gets a pass.

Me personal favourite of recent days is a dude who's married to a horse. Diaper tattoos can't beat this.

Anyway, every fandom has its wankpit. You should see orgies on metal forums whenever an album of someone important comes out...but looks like FW's getting overwhelmed by fanfiction writing shipping-happy fangirlies, so they pick their topics accordingly:

"LOL XD like <lj user> on <lj community> dissed Subaru/Mitsubishi, that's so like uncool and lame!!!! XD

PS teehee I myself ship Toyota/Mazda that's like totally cool and unlame! XD"

And then 200 comments in the same key. Bleh, back in good ol' days(tm) there was more variety.

I miss Sampoerna Classics. Those were the best.