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Ama has gone pay(?) over at Game Island, link:  http://gameisland.ru/

Here she claims that she released five new meshes, and that isn´t true cause I have them all in my dw-folder! Then when I tried to download them I must create an subscriber account + pay for them. Pay for what? Five OLD meshes that she had on her old site as free downloads? Does she think we´re stupid or what?

I used to download her hairmeshes cause I saw them as a challange to make the recolours look better as well as the alphas. In my opinion they arent not even good for free download as they are. I dont mean to be cruel and mean but that is how I feel. I did, however, like some of her meshes cause I think they are interesting and original, and that really appealed to me. It just disapoints me when people want money for everything they do and they dont even bother to be critical of the stuff they are putting out as pay...

Well, whatdayaknow. Someone's vying for Carla Niven's old spot!

That crossed my mind as well :D    Carla Niven watch out for here comes Ama!

Whattafuck is all that russian in her website? I did remember that USSR has fallen 15 years ago!  ;D

The last kitchen this dumbass uploaded (http://gameisland.ru/taxonomy/term/64 (http://gameisland.ru/taxonomy/term/64)) is definitely CRAP. Have the shape and the look of a pile of shit shaped to be a kitchen, and i'm pretty sure that it smells the same, although we cannot verify for ourselves. The point is that it'ìs not only low poly CRAP, but it flatulently try to seems a piece of modern design, when it's more the kitchen that no one wants ever to see.

You do know that the language and even the name of the country as 'Russia' is a lot older than 1917.  In fact, the country was not called Russia during the communist era, but the CCCP or USSR, depending on whether you used the russian or the english for the nation.  What do they teach kids these days :D

GameIsland has had a section for pay items for a long time now. About a year, I believe.

Yeah, I know. But what makes me upset is that Ama now sets up payitems that usually where free and that she claims they are *new*, when they,in fact, are old. I guess you missed my point ;)

Sorry, I don't usually critique other people's English, but this is too funny.

I know what you meant, but actually this is pretty accurate. ;D

I guess she can be thrilled when she find all her stuff posted at BPS.   :P  http://blackpearlsims.com/forumdisplay.php?f=390

Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what she thinks.  Paysite owners lie and swindle.  They would not do this if they respected downloaders and considered them to be intelligent people.  Sadly, many fall for the lies and swindling, so this low opinion of us gets reinforced.

Take pictures of the old meshes, put them side by side with Ama's pictures of the new meshes.  Post that on Ama's site.

Maybe their reasoning is "I wouldn't see this supah sekrit trick! And I iz really smrt! No one will know!"

 ;D

Reason doesn't have anything to do with it.

Oh yes! Let's have another Carla Niven Ama thread.  ;D I'll start with

THIS LADY

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL252/1599442/16161160/370475492.jpg)

(Yes, sorry, I know I should have warned you in advance. *Hands out eye bleach*)

Good Holy Hell batman!! I wonder what that hair looks like from the back  ???
Gotta lurv the dress too...I don't know much about bump-mapping, but that dress looks like really heavy material with painted on straps  :-\

I think the dress is made of fondant.

That's just hideous!
Okay, I had to Google Carla Niven in order to find out who y'all were talking about. What a moron drama queen...

It sure looks that way.

And I wonder too what that hair looks like from the back, and what the rest of the dress looks like.

The rest of the dress looks like this.

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL252/1599442/16161160/370509282.jpg)

I imagine if you saw it in a close-up non-photoshopped picture it would look more craptastic. But in any case it isn't as funny as this:

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL252/1599442/16161160/370509284.jpg)

That second picture. Wow, just wow. And scary.

Oh.My.God. This is scary - not only because of the ... thing itself. This is a picture I would have weeded out as a site owner - immediately. Teh stupid, it hurts.

The paysites stupidity never cease to amaze me. These cheeks holes are not even sexy, they're just STUPID! :P

Hah. It looks like that glitch that happens when you get to close to a sim and half their face disappears.

LOL! That picture failure is pretty funny.

Are those peekaboo shorts a fail mesh or a smutty texture?  Either way, what the hell?  That doesn't exist in real life, does it?  Too smutty for everyday, not smutty enough for Carnival, so what are they for?

I would hope not, but more than likely you can find some like that somewhere in the world.

That looks extremely ridiculous and uncomfortable. Is that a glitch or how the clothes actually come?

Ha! It's funny cause it's true!  I was gonna go with Bond-O (the stuff they use to cover rust holes on cars) but I think Fondant is much closer.
Why do I feel another "Your Ugliest Paysite Item" thread coming on?

I think I can see bump-mapped ridges along the butt circles. I think they're fah real.

lol.

I think I need eyebleach a whole bucketful - I also thing that EA got their idea for the TS3 women's dreads from Ama

'Tis in the FAQ:
[Click links at your own expense]


Truthfully, GameIsland has more of a SimsConnection quality - laughably hideous, but still not as claw-your-eyes-out ugly as Carla Niven. Of course, that's no excuse. They must be destroyed.

When I Googled Carla Niven, I was led straight to the FAQ. Then I soaked my eyes in bleach for a few hours, hoping the fugliness would wash away.
Then, I started reading the 100+ thread. Gawd, that was...horrible. :o Needed a few drinks after that thread.

Edit: I do thank you for the links, dusdeedawn.

Can you imagine the blisters you'd get wearing those shorts?

I didn't even want to contemplate that, thank you for the phantom pain in the ass... :D

The topic title remembers me of Ryder from GTA: San Andreas. Mabye because it's the only line of text/dialogue that i remember from the game.

(http://i32.tinypic.com/110f0gh.jpg)

Anyway, seems like that poor gal was riding her moped when she slided on the ground, landing on butt. Friction is bad when you skid off your moped, isn't it?

oh dear God
she obviously never heard the phrase "less is more"

Carved styrofoam.

How many tins of hairspray would there be needed for t hat kind of hair, and how brittle would that hair be in reality?

A mere stick of dynamite is enough to obtain that style.

I think we could do it purely through electrocution.

I dunno, seeing someone walk down the street in the meatslab dress could do it, methinks. Especially if they were using make up by Thomass with a Chazzdesigns skin tone.

Paden, that's too unhuman! *screams in horror!*

Runs and grabs a huge vat of Eye Bleach and Brain Image Remover after the lovely image planted in my head by Paden- shares with Dr House

Thank you *grabs eyebleach* Arg too late *faints*

Why did I have to look..
My god it's bloody hideous I am going to have nightmares for a week.

Thank you for joining me in the Saturday Morning Horror Show, we now return you to our regular programming already in progress.

Edited because I should remember to proof-read just a bit better when I'm taking heavy fucking pain killers...

Y'know I keep hearing about the meatslab dress, but I've never seen the thing.  I realize I'll regret it, but is there somewhere I could take a look at that thing?

Seconded. I am both want and do not want at the same time.  ;D

I think it's in the Carla Niven section of the Booty. I've only seen pictures, never gotten the thing myself, but those pics were pretty damn horrific.

Oh jeez that thing is horrid I wish I hadn't looked at it!

Well, you can't say that you weren't warned and I hope you had the proper emergency measures in place before peeking. I'd send you a get well card, but it's live and learn on this site. :D

True you did give warning beforehand. I just couldn't help myself though I had to look at the horrid thing Lmao!  
I did make sure I had plenty of eye bleach beforehand though I don't think any amount of eye bleach will get rid of that horror though. :D

Wait there's a thread here with the pics and an awesome horror story *goes investigating* Lot of fun to read.

EDIT: Darn, can't find it. Paden where did that thread go? Where is it?

It should have been the Carla Niven must be destroyed thread or something like that.

Link (http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,5.0.html) from page one until the bitter end of the thread, I think there are pics of that dress in there. Be warned: Heavy sedation, eye and brain bleach and possible lobotomy required after seeing the thread in it's entirety. You haz been warned.

Is it this (http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,1738.msg81654.html#msg81654) story?

And here is a picture of the Meat Slab dress from the booty. http://svs.paysites.mustbedestroyed.org:8080/booty/ts2/carlaniven/ev_scarlett_quilted_sp07(meatslabdress).jpg

A lot of the pictures in that thread are no longer there, so just in case you can't find them, that is the preview picture of it. The thread at least used to have pictures of a sim on the toilet with a blur larger than the one on Sims 3, A sim in bed, and a sim walking up the stairs with that dress on.

Can't say I wasn't warned.  Eewwww! 

184 pages :( Uhhhhh.... It's gonna be hard to find the story in there. And all the pics are dead anyway. Will try to find it randomly in that mess, thanks anyway pad! :-*

Meatslab dress in action:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2KL61WOvxI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2KL61WOvxI)

Hilarious

lol

It's like I'm on acid when I'm not.

Man that way bad. And I think there is an animal that got stuck up that dress, look at the front, especially when she is dancing.

But watching when she is skating, you see there are no legs under that dress. Lets be glad Carla Niven isn't around to be creating for Sims 3.

You know, I secretly kind of still wish he/she/it was. I liked the LULZ.  ;D

In a way yeah, but do we really want to have to go through that much Brain and Eye bleach?

The bit where she was doing her Yoga handstand had to be the most eyebleaching effect so far.  Did no one else see the similarity to a vag (inside out vag at that). It just stared up at you from the screen.  I swear at one point it winked at me.

I'm still giggling over that one.  My fav was the high dive. 

I take it Carla Niven was one of those idiots who think that their skins should be classified for all clothing categories?  Having just spent Too Much Time(tm) with WW reclassifying a bunch of evening gowns that were under underwear and swimwear I put the carpal tunnel curse upon her/him/it/them.

It amazes me that she actually tells the old We work so hard lie that many paysite owners try and tell to justify their actions.
 She says on the About us under of all topics BANK  ::)

why they MUST demand money from us and how only those who pay will get the best stuff.
 Hmm from the looks of all the items I believe they forgot to put up best stuff
However have no fear they Know they are not good at what they do because they manage to add
If anyone would like to jpoin in with them they will get a free membership they simply have to send them a creation or two to add to the site and they too can join in.
Hmm maybe she has 'dreams" of becoming "famous" like TSR.  ;D

I don't know what the big deal is regarding the Carla Niven dress. It looks perfectly realistic. I mean, I always look like a heart floating in a jar of formaldehyde when I go swimming. Always. I make a point of it. Doesn't everybody?

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They make it sound like a bloody war effort. Which, I admit, is a good angle for paysites to advertise themselves on.

Please, Please quit squandering your time and money to bring us good objects and content. The economy is shitty and I work a part time retail job- Booty Brand Brain and Eye Bleach is expensive especially at the per vat level which is the only way Pescado sells it. Stop squandering your time and money so I can quit squandering mine by looking at your ugly shit.

And HERE is some more to spend eye bleach money on

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL252/1599442/16161160/372363537.jpg)

Mwuahahaha!

(Sorry, don't know what's come over me. I usually don't do this 'point-finger-and-laugh' stuff, but this site really gets me going. Don't know why).

Oh and, before I go, try and spot the toilet in this picture. Or the bathtub for that matter.

(http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL252/1599442/16161160/372363542.jpg)

What the fuck is that and why? WHY! WHY! WHY! Excuse me I have to go look at FP's pretty new car now just to get that image out of my head so I can sleep.

My eyes exploded when I looked at the first one. It's evilness itself! An optician's sexual dream! Dali's nightmare! Dot's ideal! :o
*runs away*

Oh lord! The patterns.........my eyes!

Do you not see, they are magic pictures. If you stare at them long enough, you see another image appear.

I've always wanted a forum quote for a signature.  Can I has that one?

LOL! Oh sure, help yerself.

What the hell sort of ESL talk is that?

And that second bathroom kind looks like it could work for World Adventures if you are playing a mummy living in a pyramid. :P

Why a mummy would need a bathroom? It's dead... Wait, it's EA ::) Their concept of already dead is wonked.
*sarcasm mode off*

What the hell sort of ESL talk is that?
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It sounds like it was put through a really retarded translator program in one language and then the translation was put into it and set to Engerish.

Oh, hell! I should've looked at this thread before I had 2-3 cups of coffee. Those damn pictures caused my brain to spasm violently. *gags*
Can someone please pass the eye and brain bleach? I seem to have lost my eyesight temporarily.

Yanno, just because you choose to squander time, forces and money to make good skins does not give you the right to demand that others be adequate and not spiteful letter writers. The audacity!

The second isn't so bad if you are trying for a more period thing and still need a toilet.  But the first one is painful.

Yeah, I'd like the second one if there wasn't so much of it.  I'm assuming that it's a Sims 3 pattern?