PMBD

(Finally got over my thread-starting fear)

Originally started in the "EA sorta okays paysites?" thread:


Who am I to say no to Pes? A couple of people liked the idea and offered help, so hand over your sims pr0n! I'm talking the nasty stuff too. Really put that Pets expansion to good use.

One thing that came up was the use of content in these movies: should they have paysite stuff, TSR stuff, free stuff, no cc at all... Most of the adult hacks out there, especially animations, are by free creators, so free cc will pretty much have to be included there, even though nothing will actually be for sale. But I can imagine them not liking it either way.

So, thoughts on this whole thing?

So this'll end up being a MATY project in the end, or will you make sure to have some flamethrowers ready?  :D

Wouldn't it be a Devilfish project, with submissions from PMBD and anywhere else she might put out the call for Sims Pr0n? 

ETA: Uhm, will this site only have movies?  Or will you offer racy items too.  I cannot make a movie for the life of me, and I don't even have the hacks to have really good Sim Pr0n, but I could probably make stupid looking racy stuff.  Not clothing, I can't mesh worth a damn, but I could make wallpaper with neekid people on them, or stuff like that. 

I would say this would be a Devilfish production,  but make sure to keep Pescado out of it as much as you can due to the fact that he's a rotten asshole that is too demanding if he feels you aren't living up to some special ideal he has for a project. Be prepared for a lot of bitching, attempts at take overs and advice from unwanted sources, and you'll be fine. This is just from what I've seen happen to other folks that take on a project that he thinks is a good idea, mind you.

Actually, you could do some smutty clothing just using the nude mesh.  Just look at the TSr more smutty thread :)

I agree completely with this.

I wonder how you're going to get free creators permission to sell video's with their stuff in it? If it's not really for sale, EA won't care. If it is for sale, some free creators may get pissed off and EA may still not care. I hope the creators of the animations are willing and have a sense of humor?
So it may be paysite animations only...? Are they any good?

I'll make a/some really uncomfortable and trashy outfit(s) for you to use.

I don't care if Pescado brings the whole MATY crew over to wrestle the thing from me. Trust me, it's not my life's calling to have a Sims pornsite. If he wants it, he's welcome to it. It wasn't my idea in the first place :D


I have yet to see any paysite animations, apart from those xxxsims things (I think that' what that site is called) that bork the game something fierce. I have no idea whether they're good or not. I have seen the free ones in action (ahem) and they're pretty neat.

The goal, ultimately, would be to kick up enough of a stink to make this shadowy 'Sims Team' come out and say, "wait, that's not what we meant by that incredibly vague-ass statement we made." This one's all about the butthurt and being able to point anyone who objects for whatever reason to that MaxiodDrea statement and say, "Can't touch this". If it's not going to achieve that, I may as well not bother.

Where are the free ones?  The xxxsims ones are not -too- horrid, but they do bork the game.

And you could always contact the free artists and tell them what the plan is - they might actually be amused and help with the project, rather than being mad.

The free ones were on ISA (and maybe Sexy Sims 2) before the whole Walt disaster happened, but I found them here: http://www.backalleysims.com/

Maybe just asking would be the smartest thing to do. In fact I'd just need anims, clothing and such is provided for nicely by the paysite crew.

Most of my anims are from Sexy Sims 2, but I may have one or two from Back Alley Sims.

I'd say asking would be the best course of action, but I wouldn't be surprised if you got a big fat no.  Several Back Alley folks are not Pescado fans, and even though it may not have his name attached, we know that a lot of ambivalent and pro-pay site people think no one else can possibly have come to dislike pay sites without his "brainwashing."   Then again, they may surprise me.

eta-just had to change that e to a y.

Doesn't Pandora/SBlade have some nasty mods that he swiped and made pay? Or am I just thinking about his lame nude patch?

Just curious... how do they explain people like me who disliked paysites before they even knew Pescado existed? I stumbled on TSR before I went to MTS2, and thought, "this is lame." Paying for mods is not the norm in the gaming communities I'm familiar with, and mods that take years to make are, so "waah I want money for my time and hard work" doesn't fly with me.

It's not Sblade, but plain old Blade you're thinking about. Two different critters in all ways, shapes and forms.

I've hated paysites since sims 1.

Of all the threads to delurk in, I choose this one.  Sigh.

I couldn't mod my way out of a paper bag, but I'm not too shabby at making models and sets.  The main reason I don't upload them normally is because I'm always afraid that I'm not going to credit/link properly and offend the creator, so if part of the point is to create additional butthurt for paycrap makers, then everything should be fine.  I'd be glad to create and upload some if someone could use them as a timesaver if they are going to make these, erm, provocative art films.  I have to admit that I think this is a hilarious way to prove a point.

Finally we get to dust off the ole funk n wobble ! Squeee!!

*kicking myself*

That'll teach me for trying to reply when I'm busy at work. I cannot believe I made that mistake.

It happens, don't beat yourself in the head over it. ;)

Okay, I've made my very first Sim pron, and it's official.... I = movie-making phail... I'm going to try again though.

Ok, are we really going to try and go for high quality on the pron anyway?  Most of the pron I've seen out there, with the exception of about 1 maybe two percent, is bad:  tasteless, tacky, stupid, pointless stuff that makes me want to knock my head against the wall repeatedly.   Come to think of it TSR makes me feel about the same way.  Anyhow, I dont think we should really have to worry over much about it looking super spiffy or anything; should we?  Also, I can get the xxxsims stuff to run in my game, except for the dance podium.  I just have to remember to delete it all before I save, otherwise I have to move the sims out and then in again.  So I can get the S&M stuff to work.  I wont touch the teen stuff, but other than that I'm flexable. 

I can edit movies with effects and stuff, maybe a nice little red hue on some of the clips?  ;)

That's something I've always wondered about myself.  I didn't need this site or Pes to make me dislike them.  But they seem to think he's the pirate devil who led so many of the flock astray.

Not to worry Mamakitty... I got the teen stuff covered....

I raided the booty last night for that XXX Sims stuff, I haven't tried to make it work yet though. I hope I don't have problems I'm really looking forward to it.

Novastar, if  I send you the one I made, do you feel like trying to make it less crap with some editing? If you can't I entirely understand.

God no. We're going for disgusting, tacky and all-round reprehensible. I definitely want a "Pets" section.  :D The site itself will be pretty low-quality as well, blinkies and yellow font and too many images splattered around. (I suck at coding anyway, so that works.) The idea is to have some movies and image galleries. Previews if you will, with some (fake) paypal buttons here and there that lead to a page explaining that this is a proof of concept site.

For those of you trying their hand at editing (I'll be trying that out as well), the cheaper, the better. Especially tacky music-wise. If you feel like ripping the audio from a real clip, be my guest. Oh, and I almost forgot, don't remove the censor blur! We wouldn't want to give away the fine goods for free, now would we? ;)

As for the site itself, I'll start work on it soon enough. RL is keeping me busy at the moment.

Oh dang. You wanted to keep the censor blur? Oops...  :o And here I was making (or attempting to make) something that wold rival Caligiula...

I'm gonna have to dig out that no censor hack. Now what about the stills? You want no actual squishy bits in the stills as well? I'm racking my brain on the pets thing. I would so love to make that work. Yes, I know I'm twisted.

You're all more than welcome to use my contest guy if you want.

 Rod Donovan (http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,1990.msg100165.html#msg100165)

Awesomeness! He is just the sort of skanky I wanted! Thanks Kenmtl! :D

ETA: Link to my http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=1adc33c2d422c31b67cd7f7bd65f7eefe04e75f6e8ebb871  (http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=1adc33c2d422c31b67cd7f7bd65f7eefe04e75f6e8ebb871) which admittedly sucks.

 :o

I kinda wanna see that. I'm having second thoughts about the blur...


Oh lordy, he's my worst nightmare simmerized. Brilliant. Thanks for that :D

I added the link up there apparently at the same time you were posting.

It's awful I know. I'm going to make something better after I finish the laundry. Give me a final word on the blur, I have a global mod that eradicates it, but I'm a download whore so I'd love not to have to dig it out. :D

I'm trying to find something that will let me record larger screen resolutions. I found one hack but I think it's a paysite and I don't think it's in the booty. Still hunting though. As far as still images though, no probs, I'm on top of that. As soon as I know from you whether I have to turn off the penis hack and put the blur back, that is.  ;)

I've done some video editing, so I could help out with that aspect. I have a HUGE exam coming up (and a lot of homework), so I'm not sure how fast I can get stuff churned out in the next few days. Seeing as this isn't TSR, though, I don't think that will be a big problem.  :D

You could get rid of the fuzziness that happens when I try to make it bigger?

elencha, forget about what I said about the censor blur, it can be put in a lot easier than edited out. Thanks for that movie. And the hours of fun I'll have trying to explain to my boyfriend why he walked in on me watching the pixel people go at it. ;)

Mheyin, that would be awesome. No rush, obviously. I'll get to work making some pics and movies of my own.

If anyone else has something, feel free to put it on Mediafire.

Well, only problem is I can't get stuff until the 16th thanks to my shitty ISP. Their brilliant policy slows me down if I go over their bandwidth limit, and I've gone over it, it seems. I can certainly try to download it but it might take a while.

Well if you get the chance, it's up on mediafire. I'm going to try my hand at editing my second one, it's thirty-six minutes long, and Goopy gets some action.... LOL This is truly sick fun I'm having over here.

Sorry about that, Devilfish. If it makes you feel any better I had to explain to my boyfriend why I was actually making the pixel people go at it. :D

Well I've got a whole roster of talents "actors" just waiting for their turn on the casting couch.  I've got skanques, sleezys, obviously stoned, questionable test results, etc. etc. who would make perfect call ladies and an obligatory overweight poolboy.  I can put them on mediafire if anyone wants to use them.
Also, I had a theory that at the end of the films, you could always run the credits south park style, with every contributor being the same name.  I say credits should go like this:   mods:  your mom
             penis hacks:  your mom
            crotchless pvc panties:  your mom
           "trashed" make up set:  your mom...  etc. ad infinitum.

I could do some sims cheesecake if folks are interested.  Always been a fan of Olivia and already have some of her paintings as easel paintables too.

I've got it after a terrible three hours or so  :D  Will edit it a bit later though, taking care of the sick sister  :-\

Sims cheesecake? Somehow I'm getting the impression that you and I have very different meanings for the word cheesecake...  :-\ :D

I think I know the style.  The 1950's equivalent to modern day scandalous porn.  Personally I prefer the other type.  Can't have it at the moment though, cos I'm on a diet  :P

Oh, really, how interesting. I've never heard the term before. See, PMBD is in fact the source of all learnings... :P

Never heard "cheesecake" before either.  It's kind of awesome, methinks.

I have five simpr0n stars loaded with as much crudinsky as I could force myself to load into my game.  Ugh.  They are:

John Hanger, wannabe manskank http://www.mediafire.com/?kycwnlokofw (http://www.mediafire.com/?kycwnlokofw)
Shane Holder, legend of the pizza delivery circuit http://www.mediafire.com/?lgzfmzdlxj0 (http://www.mediafire.com/?lgzfmzdlxj0)
Anita Hivtest, she's 19.  No, really. http://www.mediafire.com/?5hmnm2zrjgm (http://www.mediafire.com/?5hmnm2zrjgm)
Antoine Lone, token poolboy twink  http://www.mediafire.com/?momzzdmz1zj (http://www.mediafire.com/?momzzdmz1zj)
Conchita Mi, hot "latina", unless your film calls for hot "asian".  also, "hot" is a relative term http://www.mediafire.com/?zvnnjnj4nmm (http://www.mediafire.com/?zvnnjnj4nmm)

Enjoy!

Cheesecake - not quite porn, but erotic art.  Think Betty Page and the like.  Nudity, but its tasteful and artistic, rather then smutty.  Granted, not nearly as shocking to a real adult as sims porn films, but just as likely to make EA look bad.

Also, a lot of pinup art is cheesecake, girls draped across cars in uncomfortable, but artistic poses.

And I think its along the lines of using beefcake for art with male figures instead of female, but I could be wrong.  One day, I'll look it up.

That's rather clever. So if you have a beefcake and some cheesecake. You can haz cheezburger... cake.

Yeah, that was a lot funnier in my head.

*giggles* Still pretty amusing :)

Elencha-LMAO! Wow. :o I had no idea these 'sessual' hacks existed until recently! I feel the strange desire to contribute somehow-but have no idea what I could do! What hacks do you need for those umm 'special actions'?  ::) I could do some video editing stuff perhaps. hehe
I love the skanky sim contributions!

Did you know you can see this thread even when logged out? If I were you I'd ask Pescado (or whoever) to move it to Arr? ;)

Don't want to be giving away all the smutty sekkrits now do ya? :D

Good idea, Emma, but, I'm too big a punk to ask Pes anything.  :D If someone else  is brave enough to ask him, maybe Devilfish, then cool.

By the way, let me apologize for the things Goopy gets up to in my movies.  :P What's nuts is I made a seperate neighborhood for this endeavor and he always shows up to visit. I've never had him visit a sim of mine before, ever.

As for the special, erm, situations, the ones in the first movie are from the orgy rug object on Sexy Sims 2. My most recent production is straight out of the booty (XXXSims) though, no freesite content at all. I think. Except the blur remover. That one is too big for free mediafire so I'm going to have to edit it some before I can upload it.

Regarding skanky sims, I was entirely unable to get Rod, as mediafire swore he wwasn't there. I haven't checked out the others yet, but I will tomorrow maybe.

elencha, FYI, I believe Pescado banned at least one member for using tiny url for the dragon eggs.

HEY PESCADO! Please move the thread!

(If Devilfish wants, but I think it's a good idea.)

I thought that was only if they couldn't be adblocked.  I can adblock thoses. 

He did? I thought it was the same as the other BBC code, just shorter?

ETA: Clarity

I changed them back. Pardon, but this is really the only forum I actually post to very much. I didn't know there was any issue with the tiny URL thing.

LOL, I don't care :D I'm not planning on watching any of the movies, sorry. Sim porn ain't my thing. I don't even have Crammyboy's cock in my game! I'm a bit prudish with my sims stuff, as my kids watch me play.

Well, that's just common sense, if your kids watch.

A friend of mine went off on a beautiful rant friday - went to see Watchmen and apparently people decided to bring 4 and 6 year olds to see the movie, and didn't even try to censer what their little ones -saw-.

Its good to see folks watching out for their kids.

Me, my 'kids' are are all critters.  While I don't always play with adult content, I don't have any reasons not to, if folks want some erotic art for this project [or anything else, really - I expect I could get some lovely poses with pose boxes.]

Yay, for being a good mommy, Emma! :D

My official position is that I have no interest in Sims smut beyondthis politically motivated endeavor. All accusations of enjoyment will be heartily denied.

We're playing by Devilfish's rules on this, if she's cool with tasteful, then that'd be awesome. Outside of the project, as I've never actually seen any cheesecake that I didn't subsequently eat, I'd definitely be interested. :P

6 year olds watching Watchmen?  Ye gods.  Have you any idea how graphic that movie is?  That sort of stuff is gonna screw with those kids minds no problems.  It ain't a kids superhero movie that one.

I haven't seen it, but its r-rated, even without it being on the upper end of graphic for the rating, its still rated-r.

Me, I saw one r movie before I was in college - and my dad had a role in it, and he kept me behind the seats during the nudity parts.  And I was 9 at the time.

I keep forgetting to quote when I am referencing two different people's posts. But, that last paragraph was for you Soggy.

Oh, here is a link to Olivia's webpage - she does gorgeous work.  http://www.thepinupfiles.com/oliviaindex.html

Obviously, NSFW

Watchmen was very graphic. Pushes the R rating to the limit. I wouldn't take any kids to see it period. I went with my adult son and I felt like covering his eyes.

Yeah, the rant did include that it was graphic for an R.  I guess I should read the graphic novel before next week, when everyone wants to go see it.  Thing is, I figure the parents couldn't get a sitter and couldn't just wait for the DVD when they could watch it after their kids went to sleep.  Instead they had to drag their kids along to see the movie, without caring what it could do to the kids.

Me, if I had kids, I'd either get a sitter, or just wait [not big on theatres anyway, least for movies].  And certainly not take my kids to an r-movie.

Downloaded. I'll see what I can do with it over the next week or so. Hopefully, I'll have something ready by Friday. I kind of get the feeling that it might be best to edit this in the middle of the night when everyone else is asleep.  :D

On the topic of cheesecake. Everytime I hear that word, I think about one of my drawings from college. My professor called it cheesecake, and I was so insulted. Though nowadays, looking back, I can see what he meant. Anyway, here is an example of cheesecake, drawn by yours truly.
http://paperbeth.deviantart.com/art/Mermaid-requested-47335759 (http://paperbeth.deviantart.com/art/Mermaid-requested-47335759)

I wish I had that kind of talent. *pets screen*

It says I have to be a member to view. Any chance of uploading to Photo Bucket or some similar site?

As requested:
(http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo20/paperbeth/Mermaid__requested__by_paperbeth.jpg)

0.0 very nice. You have lots of talent. Thanks for posting.

Wow, that's good.  I wouldn't have called it Cheesecake, it looks to me like something a mermaid (were they real) would do, like a natural pose.  When I think of cheesecake, I think of a pose that isn't quite natural, Paleoanth you're ugly, and a "come hither" look in the eyes of the subject. 


Reason for Edit:  To snip out the picture. As pretty as it is, we don't need to see it twice.   ;D

That mermaid is gorgeous and unlike any other depiction of a mermaid I've seen. Nice colors, too. Different from the usual aqua colors artists usually use.

Thank you for the kind comments on the mermaid.
I spent over a year drawing it. It's actually quite large, poster size. So when my professor called it cheesecake, I was very discouraged. I majored in art in college, but it seemed to me that the establishment only wanted to promote abstract art (which I hate). They literally had garbage hanging from a tree on campus, and they called it art. The top entry in the campus art magazine was a piece of canvas with black, white and grey paint splotched on it in no particular form. It was total shit. Meanwhile, I was being told that my drawings were merely cheesecake illustrations and not real art. I dropped out after failing drawing 101 three times. The damn dean wouldn't even take a look at my portfolio, so I couldn't clep out of 101.
My advise, if you want to be a traditional artist, don't go to art school. Just do your own thing and don't worry about what the art snobs say. I had to learn that lesson the hard-headed way.

Again, many thanks to all who commented.

Paperbeth, I can't draw a straight line without a ruler, but I did have several artist friends growing up.  Four of them went onto various art schools, one to RI school of Design, which is supposed to be very muckity muck, like a Harvard of Art schools.

The only thing I could see that art school did for any of the four, was to make them suddenly unable to do anything unless "inspired."  I ran a desktop publishing sort-of thing  (Fanzines and the like) and before art school I could ask them for illustrations and they would pump them out for me.  Good stuff, well done, and done quickly.  If I could pay them 25 bucks or so, they were thrilled to pieces, but even free advertising, listing their address, was more than enough.

After art school, I'd ask them and they would say, "Okay."  And six months later, I'd be going, "Well, are you done?" And I'd get how uninspired they were, how bored life was to them, blah blah blah.  And suddenly, twenty five dollars and free advertising was just not going to cut it.  "My art professor told me that I should get at least 500 dollars for a basic pencil sketch." 

I would have understood a raise in fee, were they working as real artists, but this would come from people who hadn't graduated, or had just graduated and were working at jobs like assistant manager at McDonalds. 

I soon concluded that art school is one of the few places to train where I feel they actually discourage talent and encourage people to act like whiny little Emo babies who should have the world handed to them, just because they have talent.

So, I'm not at all surprised at what happened to you in college.  And again, I don't think there is anything even remotely cheesecake about that drawing. It looks like a natural pose.  I don't look at that and get any "C'mere big boy," feeling that I usually get with cheesecake.  And I happen to like cheesecake pictures, I think it's an interesting part of our history.  I like the male for female version, Beefcake too, but it's harder to find.

 I think it's beautiful. She looks like she is stretching out, very relaxed. My husband also dropped out of art school, they just didn't think he was very good because he didn't draw things they way they wanted him too.  ::) I think you are doing great!

You are quite talented!  :P I know what ya mean about P.o.s being passed off as art.  I love my son, but I don't want to see shit that looks like he drew it plastered as "Fine Art," usually with the hefty sale price attached.  ;) (he's 19 months btw lol) Anyways, thanks for sharing your art!

Your welcome and thank you.
Your comments are giving me a warm fuzzy feeling. ;D

See, now I don't understand why some people seem to think the pirates are all so mean to everyone.
I guess being blunt or honest is missinterpreted as being mean. But I like knowing that if you all thought the mermaid sucked, you would tell me. Therefore, your positive feedback means that much more to me.

Paperbeth, that is a beautiful piece!  I totally agree that you should do your own thing in art.  There is no right way to be artistic, but we all know crap when we see it.  I took some of my practice sketches (done at work) to show my instructor, when another passed behind and peeped over my shoulder to look at them.  His first comment was "wow, those are wonderful!" Second comment, "are they from life?"  I drew sketches from profession photos of dead famous actors, so NO they're not from life.  I can't have a model standing there in the middle of a rec center lobby posing for a quick sketch.  He just hmpfs and says "oh" and walks off.  This all from a man that draws the same model and her right boob plastered amid basically graffiti in every one of his paintings. ::)

Some of you might recognize the mermaid from a Playboy issue featuring Stephanie Seymour. I did draw inspiration from the photo, but I did not trace or project the image onto the paper like many artists will do. I did it entirely by eye.
So, yeah, she (mermaid) is not from life, because there is no way I could afford to get Stephanie Seymour to sit for me. And I don't know any real mermaids either. Wish I did.  :D

Ok, back on topic for a moment. I would love to contribute to the smut project. I can make movies, but I'm not that good at it, however, I am pretty good at creating some fabulous stills. I would love to use a lot of the smutty pay stuff from TSR, proving another point about TSR's hypocracy.
Kill 2 birds with one smutty stone, so to speak.

I'd say cheesecake in the same vein as Olivia or any of the really good fantasy authors.  Personally I half suspect cheesecake is used because the pictures called such tend to be rather yummy looking.  I'd love to do work like that, but I was a sculpture major - might be why I mesh a bit better than I texture [there is a reason I love repository method :)]

And same here, doubt I could make a good movie, but I can do stills all day.  Might even get one of those programs mentioned in ask a pirate for this.

I am actually in awe that anyone drew something like that.  It really catches the eye. 

If you did, you would be my daughters hero. She loves nothing more than mermaids.

Just a thought,
If anyone would like to make my mermaid into deco art for sims, please do. I think she would fit nicely on the 'lady in red'.
Let me know if you do, and, of course, make it a free file. That's all I ask.  ;D


I have a life-long fascination with mermaids as well.

Wow, I go to work for one lousy day and miss an art show! She is absolutely beautiful, Paperbeth. I think she'd make a beautiful painting, if I remember how to do it I'll make it myself.

Anybody who wants to make movies or stills, I'd be more than happy to point you at the hacks I use.

Edited to correct spelling

Paper Beth - if you want, I could make it work with the painted by sims paintings - I'd need to trim the sides a tiny bit I think, but I think the lady in red is more square.

Hoo Ha!! It worked... I made it as a recolo9r of the Lady in Red painting as Paperbeth suggested. I even made a screenshot in case you want to post it in the Look what I made thread so there can be much om nomming...

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=1adc33c2d422c31b67cd7f7bd65f7eefe04e75f6e8ebb871

Here's the Mediafire link.

Honestly, I have no idea how to make custom content, except clothes. I think meshing is done with magic, so however you think is best.

edit: Wow! That was fast elencha.  :o

I sent you a PM with the picture, Paperbeth. and the package file. You did the artwork, it is yours to post and brag about. I just slapped it in a frame.

Edit: OOPS!! Didn't mean to double post... It's sickeningly easy with SimPE, takes about forty seconds. ;)

Imagine my surprise when I opened this thread today and discovered paperbeth's fantastic representation of a happily stacked mermaid sunning herself in the surf. Why was I surprised? I'll show you -
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/2720/lulu.png)

It's called Cheesecake Floats.  Please note the date.


I'm sorry, paperbeth, but my attorney (Trey something) will be contacting you. In the meantime, I would suggest you refrain from displaying "your" mermaid picture on any more forums.

LMAO There's only one Snarky... You want me to throw your mermaid in a frame too? :D

I love the captions with arrows pointing, very 'Demitri Martin'.

No. I will sue the pants off of anyone (else) who makes an(other) unauthorized reproduction of Cheesecake Floats. I am an artiste and you have deeply offended my sensibilities.


Yes, Demi is an inspiration to all us artistes. I too love his-or-her use of pointy arrows (even though I'm pretty sure he-or-she stole that idea from me).

Snagged that, elencha! Thankee! Paperbeth, I seriously cannot wait to see that in my game. Such talent! Well, except the whole 'ripping off' of Snarky's mermaid - for shame! :D

I knew I had seen that someplace before! Snarky, you should darqstar is stupid totally sue.  I will write references and be a character witness.

Well, that proves it beyond a doubt. 




Trey Something is your attorney too?  He's excellent, one of the best Paleoanth you're ugly Internet Lawyers you can hire. 

You two are insane. LOL You had me thinking the site got hacked when I got home this afternoon.

There's an add-on for WoW that automatically inserts piratey stuff whenever you write, so you'd get 'arr mateys!' tacked on at the end of your sentences and the like.  I was wondering if Pescado had put in some code that made 'Paleoanth you're ugly' and 'darqstar is stupid' pop up in random posts.   :D 

haha nope. I'm pretty sure they're just showing their love for each other. Besides Pescado would tack things on like "Dealth to Calalily", "Mushroom Girl Sucks", or "In Soviet Russia, the phorum posts you!" You know, Pescado-esque things.  :)

Speaking of, where is dearest Cala? I haven't seen her on here in a couple of days. I think I might be getting the shakes.  ;D

Forgot about school starting. Nevermind.

 Umm to make this relevant, I will say that I hope the subliminal messages stop soon. I always think my brain has finally gone splodey when I read it.

*misses Cala, too*

You and me both. They are obviously enjoying the attention, so, I won't hold my breath.

Oh that's why it's been so quiet here lately.

Oh - I've been listening to about 7 audio books in an attempt to catch up on the True Blood series.  One cannot type coherent sentences while listening to an audio book, and I'm dying to know the story. :P So PMBD took a back seat to a good book series.  I haven't done anything but mindless work for the last couple of days because I couldn't seem to write anything without inserting something random I was listening to like "Eric's car zoomed down Hummingbird Road". :D

Sorry about disappearing for a few days, been stuck in work land RL.  Sorry Devilfish I dont have furry skins in game, so no pets stuff from me unless your looking for werewolf stuff.  But I do have lots and lots of elves.  And I also have the serpent clothing skin (so I suppose I could do snake sex?).  How about gay elf pron?  My husband has the crammyboy hack for females in his game so he could do up some she-male stuff.  Those okay?  Also for whoever's interested, and is able to spend time hunting I remember seeing a fat suit so someone could concievably make fat pron.  Ummm, If I've said too much and grossed people out I'm sorry but I've at least been trying to brainstorm for the project while Ive been working and thats some of the stuff I came up with.  Theres more if anyones interested in hearing it.  But have to go back to work again and wont be able to reply til 9 hours from now.

While on the subject of disturbing kinks, while I'm CERTAINLY not into this... (links here (http://nene.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=56680) and here (http://nene.modthesims2.com/download.php?t=57540)) How 'bout some giant baby toddlercon? Though using such a mesh from MTS2 feels rather wrong. XD

My gosh! Gone from the Internet for a few weeks, and this stuff happens!  :D  ;D

Well, back on topic, I've got two more short films uploaded to mediafire. Whenever you get unbusy, Devilfish, I'm hoping these will fulfill your desire for truly sick Sim Smut. http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=1adc33c2d422c31b67cd7f7bd65f7eef6aa8298a567a181fce018c8114394287

Just the titles of those are pretty scary!

I read that and went "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"  :D

LULZ! I'm afraid to download them just based on the name.

Yeah I second Autumnrose.   :-[

Furry Sim porn! Homerun on the first try. I'll have to get drunk and watch it :P.

Excellent! I was hoping for disgust, fear and morbid curiosity... :P

It doesn't help that the Bigfoot in the game reminds me of the bigfoot in "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny."  Yes, I admit I watched that movie. Several times.  I like it.  It makes me feel stoned without having to actually buy and smoke grass. And yes, I am talking about the Tenacious D movie, not Elecha's porn.  I watched that once, and wish to god I hadn't.  What has been seen, can never be unseen.

Sorry about that, Darqstar. I do absolutely suck at movie making. I'm packing large quantities of eye-bleach, though, if it helps.

Don't be sorry!  You did an excellent job of creeping me the hell out, which is what we want, isn't it?

I'm sensing I'm the only one who when I try to play these video files get a message from Divx and WMP saying there is no video content in the file ???

elencha, I just watched the bigfoot movies, and well, er,...............they're FABULOUS!

It's just the kind of creepy low-budget cheese fest that we are looking for. Am I right?
I actually giggled during the whole thing. I have a rather sick sense of humor though. ;D

I just watched those and I think I'll probably never play my with my bigfoot sim again. That being said, they are both amazingly disturbing and creepy - especially the butler's lack of reaction.

Yes, I love how the butler walks in near the end, and is only concerned with how clean the counter is. Then he turns around as if to say "I'm gonna have to clean that counter now."

I am glad my twisted head is finally useful for something other than a hat rack. :P  Wait till you see what else I've got planned... :D

If it's anything like the stuff you just posted, I'm not sure I want to see it. I'll never be able to look at Bigfoot the same way again! :P
The Butler was awesome, though. He should totally star in your next film! :D

He's in the first one I think... When he's naked, he's got an afro though so I didn't even realize it was him at first. LOL

Whoa, really? He looks totally different with the 'fro. :P

Sorry for disappering from the phorum for a while. Things are a bit hectic in real life at the moment. I'm taking a bit of a break right now, so if anyone wants to take over this little project, be my guest. I'm very, very sorry, but I've got things to deal with right now. Everyone who offered their time and effort, thank you. And sorry for temporarily souping.

Aww.. I hope everything's okay, Devilfish. I'll look after the project while you're busy if you like, I could use the coding practice. Let me know when you want it back and it's all yours. :D

'Twasn't souping, it was time off to deal with real life happenings. Massive difference between the two of them, methinks.

Massive difference, indeed. Meatspace trumps Myspace, you know. :D Sorry, I have a weakness for corny on-liners.

If nothing else, we can keep coming up with stuff, and work on the actual site when things recover for you - just take care of yourself!

I'll be glad to put more sim models (that show the epic worst of what paysites have to off.)  I have some software that allows for video edittng.  If someone else films the clips and then sends them to me, I can edit them together on an epic bow chick woo woo track of doom.  That should give us all a little something to do if you want.

Yeah, I think that's a good idea, Soggy. We can just take our time getting the content together. At least,I'll definitely keep creating totally disturbing movies. I may even take advantage of the hiatus to learn how to make some actual content of my own.

Seriouscookie, I have video editing software, but I can't find anyplace to download video editing skills. :P If I send you a movie that I made, (it's too long for medaifire), would you lmind having a go at making it less phail?

I'll do my best, elencha, although I'm sure it's not phail to begin with!  I'm not going to have a lot of spare time over the weekend but as long as you are not in a hurry...  just PM me whenever you'd like to send it over.  :)

Well, I'm back. Long story short, I've had to do some prioritising in my life and my sims time got cut back a whole lot, so I've decided to just focuss on actually playing the game (and taking pictures) and keeping up with the paysite fight. I don't actually have the time to relaunch this thing, but anyone else is most welcome to.

Sorry to leave you all hanging like that :(

Just glad you're alright.

I second what Soggy said and will add we missed you. Glad to see you back.