PMBD

I'm fine with this being moved to Sharkbait, but I've seen a few awesome macros around in the Ugliest Paysite Creation thread, and I thought it a good idea to let visitors see them.  Actual information, but with laughter.

For easy reference and to help you make your own macros:

http://wigflip.com/roflbot/

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php

Save the resulting macro and upload it to an imagehost of your choice.

For those unfamiliar with posting pictures to forums, use tinypic.

http://tinypic.com/

If you upload it here, it will give you the code that says "for forums" - copy and paste and you're done. :)

For my first, a little black humour:

(http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/3161/trojanmotivatorpv3.jpg)

Loving the idea already  ;D

Don't tell me you don't have an Atwat one in mind. :D

heh.  That's hilarious.  :D

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/2925070680_d71814b00b_o.jpg)

*giggles*  both are too funny!  ;D

I think coconuts posts are gonna get stalked more than usual

(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/4199/roflbotmtdaat4.jpg)

I'm saving atwat until I'm more awake  :P

LOL has never been so literal.  That's hilarious, tomato.  :D Yay for viruses, uh AnoeksaB  ???

(http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7670/thomassmotivatorth3.jpg)


I'm holding off atwat to give you your pick of the litter.  ;D

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/2924251727_5c4b5fc9a9_o.jpg)

Oh these are great so far ;D

(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/4962/roflbotfjafyg7.jpg)

* atwat is all yours  ;D

ETA: I just noticed the date on that, it's not one of the 'old' posts. they must have a newer thread  >:(

Sorry, techical difficulty, working on fixing it...

Edit: Fixed. 

Okay, They's picture, it's calling to me. Must resist...


(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/dusdeedawn/AssFail.jpg)

I couldn't resist.  ;D

Heh heh.  Secrit phail. That booty one totally rocks. Rose the mesher FTL.  :P

(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7404/coconutlaserdb3.jpg)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/34yzr46.jpg)

Oh god, Tomato, the booty one is priceless!

Another one...

These are hilarious! I will blame all of you when I do badly on my exam because I'm refreshing this thread instead of studying.

I like that Nouk, but didn't they quote the song wrong? Isn't it "Another ONE bites the dust"? I guess Izazu = quote failure.

I loved the dust one. DUST TASTES LIKE WIN FOR TSR.  :D

For Sherrie.  ;)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/1z4v1h5.jpg)

Whoa, what IS that pink abomination? Does that even exist. WOW Atwa, WOW.

 ROFLMAO, can't breath I'm laughing so hard. Calalily FTW

calalily,that one about the private forums is hilarious!
Yes,of course, its a great idea to talk about it on the TSR forums instead of posting it in a private forum. NOT!

Yes, it is another ONE bites the dust. I guess all that Kre-8-ting they do, affects their brains.  THEY'RE ARTISTS, DAMN IT, NOT SINGERS!

Although, I think Atwat, Thomas, and the rest of the crew would make a hillarious version of the Spice Girls.  Thoma$$ can be "Asshole Spice."

WIN! And Atwat can be... oh there are so many options... Deranged Spice, Psycho Spice, Spice Twat...

A songlist could include: "Say you'll pay", "11 become 5", "Who do WE think we are?", "Bork up your Sim Life"

I dunno - but it comes up from TSR on google search.  Don't you love floodfill colour coordination?  :D


Lucky there's so many more posts to choose from.  ;D I await your sleeping and production. :D


He wishes he knew sekrit.  :D

Get macro making you gawkers! I expect to be incontinent when I read this next.  :D

SpiceTwat FTW! 

Evi can be PedoSpice.  Izazu can be StupidSpice.  I'm thinking WussySpice for Padre333. 



Don't forget "Money isn't Everything (It's the Only Thing)" that song that gets stuck in their heads all the time.  And their attempt at a blues tune, "Them Pirates be Drivin' Me Nuts."   and their most popular hit of all, "Give Us your Money God Damn it!" The FA's kid are still dancing to that one.

See, this is why I lurk here SO much, you guys are hysterical, this thread is full of WIN :D

ROFL.
Okay, I have dibs on an album cover! Anyone got fugly topical pictures (eh heh) I can use?
Oh, this is gonna be awesome... I'll make it super fug,like atwats stuff.

Sorry, no ugly tropical pictures.  But, I can't wait to see what you do with the cover! 

I have one of the songs:

"Wannabe", TSR version

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna cash, I wanna check, I want your monies
I wanna really really really get your credit card

If you want my pixels, don't forget to sub
If you wanna get with me, better hand the cash
Now don't go wasting my precious talent
Hand over the money and we'll be just fine

If you wannabe a pirate
We've gotta get you banned
Butthurt lasts forever
Bullsh*t never ends

If you wannabe a pirate
You have got to be
Thinking it's too easy
Well, hell yeah it is!

So what do you think about that
Now you know how it is
Say we're breaking the law
Are you for real

The EULA protects us
Even though it's fake

If you really bug me I'll delete yours posts

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/serenamoonsilver/motivator96390.jpg)

(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2586/motivator6059603bk6.jpg)

KatrinaHighKick: I'm going to be humming that damn song for now on :P But that was genius!

(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1926/antiglamour1kw9.png)

Bwhahahahaha fantastic macros everyone!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2924750721_fcb5c79b02_o.jpg)

Inconceivable!

Heh! Love the Princess Bride.  Thomas really is kinda like Vizzini... "cursed by his own hubris" as Bender would say. 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i was asleep for like 8 hours and now Im awake i get
to die in pain from laughing. Well done!!!!!

Muahahahahaha! Love that song, especially the "butthurt lasts forever" bit. ROFL

gahhhh. You guys I'm supposed to be working!!


(http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL646/2837408/18898310/337868724.jpg)

I say we submit all those macros to SimSecret. That's gotta get some people thinking.

Someone stop me! I am addicted!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2925769698_32e658ea10_o.jpg)

Who's idea was this anyway?


(http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL646/2837408/18898310/337872504.jpg)

I hope I'm not hijacking the thread... But the songs just keep on coming.

"Say you'll still pay" - TSR's version of  Say You'll Be There (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynBtZqurKaQ)

Last time that I took my butthurt meds
I decided they should be banned
But now the sh*t has hit the fan
Tell me will the hatemail ever end

And now the pirates have caught on to our game
And our money is going down the drain
This time we gotta stay alert
And prevent the news from reaching the sheep

There is no need to post the truth here
You will get banned anyway

I'm deleting everything
Oh the joy it brings
Is insane

And all that I want from you
Is to promise you will still pay

Oh say you'll still pay
I want your monies for me

If you put 0 and 0 together
You will see what our talent is worth
If you renew your subscription
We'll just keep your money and show you the door

There is no need to post the truth here
You will get banned anyway

I'm deleting everything
Oh the joy it brings
Is insane

And all that I want from you
Is to promise you will still pay


ETA: by the way, I love the Spice Girls, but their songs just seem to fit perfectly for this.

The ginormously brained Calalily.

OK, last one.  I hope.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2924986707_79278a4852_o.jpg)

 :D tomato!  That's great!

 Oh my Lord, Tomato! That last one is the funniest thing I have ever seen.  ;D  I should know better than to come here after my kids are in bed, I think I just woke them up laughing!   

Oh I am so glad! I wasn't sure the calculator background was going to work.

ETA: I am not glad you woke your kids up. 

 Neither were they.  ;) They are lying back down now, so hopefully no one will post anything super funny until the morning.

I'll try and restrain myself.

Tomato, the calculator macro was brilliant.

(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/2540/pettydotci7.png)

These are great guys! Wonderful idea Calalily ;D

Unfortunately I suck at this type of thing, so I have none to share. I shall just sit back and wait for the more talented people to post theirs up :D

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d152/Reynfox/motivator1264089.jpg)

Things we think of while eating dinner and discussing politics and TSR

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9643/thesingingtard3nc6.png)

OK, now you guys have me laughing too hard. 

Snarky, you so rock.

Allright allready you guys, you know im in hospital allready with a busted pelvis
Im getting looks and glares from the nurses and staff from laughing so darn hard.

I think they are considering sending me to a more appropriate ward. From orthopedics
to mental health. Keep them coming I havent laughed this hard in ages! Bravo  :D

Edit: p;ease excuse all spelling mistakes and typos, Im on morphine, its eating my brain cells honest..lmao  ;D

I have one  ;D

(http://i36.tinypic.com/15x2wpg.jpg)

Ok come on stop hodling back bring on the Atwat macros!!!!

(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9796/scarytsrer1hy8.png)

And Snarky wins this thread. ;D

I did it! I did it! I made a macro!

Unfortunately, I can't post it. I tried and it didn't work. Yes, I read up on how to do it. Anyone willing to tell me how to do it? Either that, or I'll send you the link and you can post it?


ETA: It "stars" Atwat.  ;D

Totally.  :D

mustluvcatz: Post the pic at tinypic, copy the link then click on the little blue square here at the board window (the square next to the earth planet icon) than paste the image link between the codes that will appear. That will do the trick.

Thank you for the incontinence everyone. :P

(http://i36.tinypic.com/8ydwdd.jpg)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/a16xt.jpg)


I actually made 2 and couldn't decide which one I liked better.

Thankies to those who helped me figure out how to post it!  ;D

LMFAO ohh to frickin funny, please dont stop is most fun i have had yet

PS "SPOT ON" with the atwat!! Please may I have some more.....lmao

Atwat should make her life motto "Doin it wrong"

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2iqo32s.jpg)

Another of my favorites; the Wicker Kitchen.

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/dusdeedawn/FirePrevention.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/256u05v.jpg)


Not sure, but I think it might be too small?

A touch small, but 'tis fixable. ;)

Okay, one more from me.

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/dusdeedawn/EviButt.jpg)

Am not at all skilled in creating macros (in fact, I fail) so will offer up some screenshots I've got so others can macro them if they want to :D Feel welcome to use any of these:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2prfmyp.jpg TSR: NeptuneSuzy suggests making all FA content pay
http://i35.tinypic.com/14sdwsx.jpg Sims2Studio and TSR: Marilu drama. She leaves a message saying she is closing her site because of pirates..and then becomes FA at TSR and reopens her paysite again...all because the pirates made her do it
http://i37.tinypic.com/2upvluw.jpg General Lolz: LyricLee failing to hide who she is at M&Mneedfulthings and SaveTheSimsCommunity
http://i35.tinypic.com/1t3dco.png TSR: Atwa, under one of her many accounts, tells CherryND that she does not deserve to be SA. (CherryND is now FA. )
http://i37.tinypic.com/vpey6t.png TSR: NeptuneSuzy over at S2Cforums spouting why filesharers are teh evil
http://i33.tinypic.com/2s0mf80.png TSR: Post by Aikea here at pmbd showing a very 'interesting' conversation between Tug and Steve about Atwa

Edited because grammar is no friend of mine!

Guys, thanks for lulz  :D Had a shitter of a day today.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/deelink/Forum%20Pics/motivator4237267.jpg)

Jojoba, what are you tryin' to do man? Overwork me? :P Geez, now I have to pick my brain to make some macros ...my evil laughter. Let me show you it  8)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Witchboy/Kittehs/roflbot.jpg)

Heh heh.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/14tr57o.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/deelink/Forum%20Pics/drpixel.jpg)

Hey, Dee? I think you mean undecipherable.  Just saying.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/2rnvt77.jpg)
I now understand better. ;D

Really? Isn't a Rebus a message that is deciphered through picture symbols? So since smileys don't count, or at least I can't understand what the fuck he is saying. They are doing it wrong?

*sigh* I fail....*hangs macro hat*

Maybe I misunderstood! I thought you meant that the symbols didn't make any sense and that you couldn't decipher them.  My bad.

GRRR at everyone  >:( I'm now on pain killers (and this is true) because I pulled a muscle between my back and shoulder laughing so much at this thread last night. I got as far at the spice girls and that was it, I was in agony and had to go to bed. This morning I came back, feeling sore but better and WHAM more macros that set me off in fits of laughter, now I'm in pain again and it's ALL YOUR FAULT  >:( So I did a macro to get ya back  ;D

(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3167/motivator5206397ob3.jpg)

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff266/dietofworms_avatar/personal%20pics/Privacy.jpg)

Jojoba, I snagged one of your screenshots.

(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/1298/greedec0.jpg)

Sorry it took me so long to do... and that it's a bit rubbish, but I thought, rubbish was a good representation of T$R!
It's mahooosive, so I linked XD
http://i35.tinypic.com/ju8n41.jpg

First attempt.
Beggar Spice is Thomass- Desperate for money XD And yes, he is now a girl :P

(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/8651/coconutquotejp8.jpg)

These are all so beautiful. You guys are good doing this.
Does anybody here knows this LJ community (http://community.livejournal.com/simsecret/)?
A lot of people follow this community updates every week. The posters remains anonymous.
*looks innocent*

Only anonymous if they want to be - I know you made one - you didn't hide it very well. :D 

(http://i35.tinypic.com/14xe1r9.jpg)

I admit - this secret was mine. Figured it was the way to get the info out to everyone who doesn't read PMBD.

Actually I already posted several, but there is one that I wasn´t even trying to hide because it was important that some people know I was behind that one to give the "secret" credibility. ;)

Cool that you posted this one. I think it really should have moar posted there.

If you submit your macros to SimSecret, I will post them with glee. Make sure that neither dimension exceeds 600 pixels, and that you get them in by 7 p.m CST TOMORROW, October 10, if you want it to go up with tomorrow's post.

Start submitting! MUSH!

Yes, there's even a whole thread dedicated to it HERE (http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,2014.0.html).


And a good thing, too! There actually do seem to be a lot of people out there who like TSR and SimSecret. Weird. I'd have thought there's already enough drama for a lifetime from TSR alone...


  :D
Here, have some COOKIES!

I'll submit my best one - the one that makes me laugh the most (my own not other people's hilarious macros).

But ya know - hardly a secret. :D


NO DRAMAZ ON TSR.  We ban those sorts of peeps.  Tow company line or GTFO.

Ok, I will play.  Posted two. 

Thoma$$e$ new ad campaign.
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/kxmerune/motivator7729856.jpg)
If you are curious about the source pic, google Heavens Gate cult.

*Sporfles*  I heard the real version of this song today while I was out with my mom, and I started thinking of your version, and could not stop laughing.  Mom thinks the medication I'm on is making me have wild mood swings.   ;D

I LOVE it!

(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7927/cloisonnegoesdown2zc4.png)

Snarky, that is just punny! Very punny! Loved it. Wish I had thought of it.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/1jncwo.jpg)

(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/2742/madisimrollsover2cw2.png)

Pure gold snarky  ;D

I feel like my attempts are pretty weak considering the other stuff I'm seeing here, but:



Tomato, yours are just killing me.  FP, your last one got to me.  Snarky?  I think you know how awesome yours are.  In fact,  I haven't seen any macros that were duds.  

Snarky, snarky, snarky.... :D

I love yours, too, tomato and blackdwarf.

Oh, I dunno about that, Calalily...

(http://i33.tinypic.com/1z4g6qw.jpg)

(http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/5043/sacredcowpile01vf5.png)

Are you all seriously trying to kill me!  *presses the buzzer for addition pain killers*
Tooo freakin funny you guys rock!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2927487135_7b76cd4f50_o.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/2eun6le.jpg)

I think I'm addicted to doing this and better stop now!  ;D

Forgive any imperfecshuns....my PhotoShop skillz are a bit rusty.

ETA: I haven't played Battleship in ages. I hope F-7 is an acutal position that you can call, otherwise this macro fails!

All these Izazu secrets...now you know why I don't like it when people cut off the first "Za". I almost think they are calling me her. Ew.

It totally is.  I pay a fair amount this summer outside when it was too windy to bring much else out. 

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8007/qbgny2jnhqdf9.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=qbgny2jnhqdf9.jpg)

Thought it might break a couple of people's formatting.

......I know what I said....but I couldn't resist!  ;D

(http://i35.tinypic.com/8w9nrp.jpg)

I suck at these but!

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2892/paymacro3gp8.th.jpg) (http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paymacro3gp8.jpg)

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/45/paymacro2vj2.th.jpg) (http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paymacro2vj2.jpg)

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8066/paymacro1pm5.th.jpg) (http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paymacro1pm5.jpg)

Metatwaddle: I laughed so hard I cried! What morons :D

(http://i35.tinypic.com/34ec8zq.jpg)

Anouk, that was most awesome.
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/231/waverlyclucks1vg5.png)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2928363187_d4f559a576_o.jpg)

Arrr! I got out of LURK MOAR mode because this thread was too delicious to resist.  ;)


(http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp272/galacticemu/wecanhas1.jpg)

I can't laugh too hard, I'm at work dang it!  ;D

Gayle, the second one is PURE WIN! I love it!

 "These pictures you saw are just rumours you've heard somewhere"...

(Jedi mind trick)  bwaahahahahahaha

I can't help but wonder if these gushing TSR comments are being written by their own FAs/staff... After all, if they can upload their own crap under another persons' name and promote it to featured status, then why not?

Alternative caption: SOCKPUPPETS: For when the tide of public opinion turns against you.

This is something I made awhile back for shits,  and giggles, but never posted, I'll post something else with the thread screen shots later.

(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n422/Princess_CheeseCake85/Album%201/SchoolDaysAtwatandTomass.jpg)

For anyone who dose not get it, it's a scene from an anime called School Days.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_Days_(anime)


Edit: Sorry about that missangelica. Yeah if you have weak stomach, or are creeped out easily, it would be best not to read that.

Ugh, I actually read the last episode synopsis to find out what the hell your picture was about.. I shouldn't of.  It made my stomach turn.   >:(

I'm loving them.  Hopefully these macros will be viral :P

(http://i38.tinypic.com/2saxll4.jpg)

These macros have had me in stitches, love them all  ;D

(http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/7375/128681344959862054lp3.jpg)

It'd be a real shame if someone somehow made a video featuring all of these and that video somehow ended up on some sort of popular video site where it could be seen by anyone, anywhere, anytime.

That'd be terrible. Just terrible.

...especially if it was linked as related to another unofficial music video.

Please please please! Somebody send these to simsecret. If you all do, remember to resize them, otherwise they won't be shown. ;) Or 2 macros per secret. Of course, everyone who comes here will know who made them, but damn, the community needs to know what they've been doing.

My turn:

(http://www.illusionsofgrandeur-ts2.com/Misc/atwa-secret.jpg)

More to come....

It's done fway - for mine at least.  Love it Hec. :D

*Applauds Cala

Great! I personally believe that we should choose which macros would go into the week's secrets. Say Post #XXX and #XXX1 go into next week's secret, instead of posting them all at once.

Do they really only take the submissions if they are posted on that one site?  I'd prefer to stick with my photobucket

Two more...because this is hysterical.

(http://www.illusionsofgrandeur-ts2.com/Misc/marketingmotivator.jpg)


And for Snarky...
(http://www.illusionsofgrandeur-ts2.com/Misc/noanna.png)

I would, if they're wanted. But, I'm not the most intarwebz savy person...computers I know, www's confuddle me. If anyone wants to, they can send mine. (Or is that possible?)

Already done mine, or at least 3 of them. 

Anna Piaggi!!!  :D Blackgarden shocks even avante garde Anna.   :D

They are VERY wanted. All you have to do is post a link to your secret in the submissions post. You don't HAVE to use tinypic if you don't want to; it's just what we prefer to use.

Please remember that neither dimension of your secret can exceed 600 pixels!

Hehe Thanks!  I had to save that one!  I've been save so many images from here and Coconuts it's a wonder my right click function hasn't broke yet. 

Okay - I'll submit it for the next round, just so they are spread out a bit. :)

You're welcome. You're the reason I joined SFV - not for the paystuff - for your stuff. If you save the whole webpage, it will save all the screenies in one folder, one click necessary. :D

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3044/2929334561_5d0566659d_o.jpg)

 :D tomato cracks me up! I'm so loving these!

Another from me:

(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f114/dusdeedawn/motivator2682724.jpg)

Thanks Cala!  I was just exaggerating.  I've been doing the save page thing, since I can't bear to read most of it without coconuts comments anyway.  

(http://i36.tinypic.com/24vqp35.jpg)

Hecubus -  ;D - Thanks, and I just discovered my new catchphrase.

Calalily, the TSR award had me rolling.

Attention, Pooki and mando! Pooki and mando report to this thread! And where's Blue? We need Blue. And Armywife (upp, never mind she's probably trapped in a coal mine with a nuclear bomb strapped to her chest and a Jevohah's witness at door - but she'll be fine). And Paden we can't macro with out the Panther! How about Funnygirlboy kenmtl? Filthy Priest, what? Your fingers broken? uknortherner, you gotta have at least ONE in you! Come on, people. Coconut has HANDED us everything we need to CRUSH  TSR with their own never ending supply of stupidity! So macroers get macroing! -  :D

*Heads off to get a drink and watch his shows.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/2929456825_4188036fc1_o.jpg)

TOMATO YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! lmao

Tomato your macro's are awesome  ;D ;D

Alrighty, I'm either a really tired pumpkin or a really dumb one. I've read the secrets before, so I've obviously been there. But, now I can't find it. (History is set to 1 day...so everything gets wiped after 12am.)
Guess it doesn't matter at the moment because it probably IS better to spread the macros out.

P.S. My vote goes for being really tired. I purposely deprive myself of sleep on Thurs nights so I can go to bed early on Fri nights....so I can get up at 3 to go to work. Then, all I do is work and sleep for 2 days. Work another day or two (without the sleep deprivation!) during the week, then start the sleep deprivation all over again. Sounds fun, eh?

You mean the link (http://community.livejournal.com/simsecret/) right? There ya go.  ;D

Thanks.  :-[ Tired pumpkin feels like a tired dumb pumpkin at the moment. (Funny thing is that it was a post here- not this thread- that led me there before and I just couldn't find it again.)
I'll wait 'til Monday to send mine though- I needs to get to bed.

(http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/7310/sociopathicsuzy01bgb5.png)

As requested:
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/PMBD/1stPMBD.jpg)

You guys rule. (http://community.livejournal.com/simsecret/33188.html#cutid1)  :D

*comes out of lurking*

This thread is awesome.  I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while! :D
Thanks guys!  Keep it up!  i would submit one, but I'm not feeling so incredibly creative at the moment =P

Simply awesome everyone! Lulz. Tomato, I was eating my lunch when I read your Chuck Norris one, and I almost choked! Not your fault though, I always forget the golden rule of PMBD: Never eat/drink whilst at PMBD, there be danger with thee windpipes Arr!  :P

Man, I woke some kids up and almost caused death by choking.  I can has superpowers, nao?

Seriously, all these macros have been great.  I have loved reading them and it feels great to use humor to deal with TSR.   I have to admit when I saw all those screenshots coconut put up, it broke my heart a little and made me feel incredibly stupid that I was a part of TSR for a year.  As a SA, I had contact with some of those that posted in that thread and I liked several of them.  I feel really idiotic, angry, and sick over the whole thing. 

I love you guys... hopefully people start noticing these secrets... WE HAVE to be the first secret... I think we should put a little not saying "could you please make one of the PMBD ones the first secret of the week because bah blah blah" it will be #1 and we must get the word out, out and about that is. Come on folks, let's destroy the biggest one together, like we've been doing! Make a secret saying "hotlink the paysite shit's images @ Phorum.MustNotBenamed.com" blah blah blah... and so forth

We must spam the sekrits for the greater good of the community!  Just make sure you use the suggested size of 600x600 otherwise they will not be shown at all, we'll they'll be linked with "too big"
Try your best darn it's! Also, spread the word moar about SimSecret, because people won't expect there to be any info on paysites, but when they see it, they'll know!


P.S. I love the coconut secrets, that will help out a-lot! Well of course the OTHER secrets were good  ;D

Thank you and good night, I'll be here forever.  :D

Paleo, trust me, everyone makes friends with psycho-hosebeasts.  At least those weren't in a position to suddenly kick you from a house -you- were paying all the bills on, with two cats, a dog and a hamster to find a makeshift home for.  People like that are actually half-way decent at hiding their true colours, and there is -no- fault in taking someone at face value, especially if you are an honest and upfront sort of person.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/j5cqww.jpg)

 ;D

Never trust a German? Is she fucking serious?

Oh, she was absolutely serious.  It wasnt the only time she had said something like that and the brain tumor she was referring to was real also and she mocked it.

This one is going to be at Simsecrets as well. People need to know what a lovely creature she is, don´t you think?

Don't Atwa macros belong in the Atwa thread? She's not at TSR any more, is she?

With the way Thomas asks her back, again and again (or her asking to come back again and again), she may just be @ TSR right now... Coconut should know, probably not at this moment, but our detective might find out for us. ;)

She'll probably end up doing things that are predictable of her. . . crappy meshes, crappy textures, flying insults and the like.

I suppose you can post 'em here though, for the lulz.  :D

Besides, since these Macros are made of screenshots she made while speaking "on behalf of" TSR and obviously still while at TSR, I think they go here.  There is enough ATWAT drama to go around and these seem more pertinent to this thread than that one.

Okay, I admit, this may not be as funny as other people's, but I couldn't help but notice that little detail.  "Oh, we don't share it with anyone outside of our organization..." 

Tomato, I know exactly how you feel.  Some of those folks did seem really decent.  I liked many of them too.  But clearly, once you dangle a dollar bill in front of any of them, nice goes out the window.

I also noticed that the information they got all seemed to come from Paypal.  I'm really glad I didn't use Paypal when I has a paid sub. 

Inspired by the uglyiest paysite creation thread.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/pretentiouskate/sims/motivator556621.jpg)

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/PMBD/PMBD5.jpg)

Actually, I thought it was really funny.  :D

According to coconut, Atwa's still working for TSR, so there's no question about her macros belonging here. I'd give a lot to know what she has on Toma$$.

*waves at Atwa*

(http://i37.tinypic.com/21jt4ev.jpg)

And YAY for goslings!  :-*

The ugly truth behind your picture just hit me as cold water. Two millions of users. I know a big part are free users who never subscribed but this made me wonder how much money TSR made in all these years. It´s one of the oldest sites. Those bastards must be rich at players cost. With lots of crappy stuff. I´m quite shocked.  :-\

Lily, loved the Goslings one  ;D

Me too.  And scary.

Answer: Her hairy, unwashed ass. It's common knowledge that Thomass likes it vile and full of stank.

Now give me all your monies, neriana.

Eeew, that gave me very bad pictures *shudders*

Yeah, that's sorta what I was going for.  "Ha ha ha.. ohshit." 

I tried to post it to SimSecrets, but it keeps saying that I"m missing a post perametor, no matter how many different ways I try to do it.  Discouraging. 

Snarky, you seriously made me shudder with that. It's just...wrong.

By the way, I loved sim secrets this week. I think this was the first week I actually laughed out loud. Thanks for making the trip worth it!

*gives Snarky a quarter*

I'm an American, I'm broke :P.

(http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/9272/izazuspewsagain1pd2.png)

These are brilliant guys.  It's been awhile since I laughed this much. I wish I could join in but by the time I get it right I would probably have to commit necromancy.  I learned how to screenshot yesterday now I have to go back and relearn it again today. So I am frustrated enough with that.  I have Calalily's links so I will keep trying. 

:I Apparently calling people names is bad.

Edit! While cleaning my files, I found a image and made another macro I found fitting

(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii233/xmeowbarkx/sex-32816-1.jpg)

This is so bizarre. I left the sims for a few years and come back to find my former best friend and site partner turn hypocrite. Interesting how he had no problem taking goods from me back in the sims 1 days and how we would laugh and jeer for hours at paysites, our favourite at the time to hate on was Simfreaks and their phony fionn. I'm a little bewildered to say the least. I would have expected to see him on this side of the fence if he was still around.

Meowbark, do you honestly have no idea how offensive your poster caption is, or are you doing it for the attention? >:(

Not cool Meowbark.

@Paloma - What a surprise TSR peeps are filesharers.  >:(

(http://i34.tinypic.com/dwrn7q.jpg)

She/he/it is a established 12.  Are you really all that surprised?  :x

 ??? you thought they weren't???  Now I can't vouch for anyone anymore but a few years ago before sims2 was even dreamed of, several tsr members and I shared pay files with each other. I had the extra cash and we were friends. Friends share. I bought the files and I could do what I liked with them.

Sorry - I was being a bit sarcastic.  :-*  And considering how far they will go to hurt those they find sharing, I find it incredibly disgusting that they would sink so low. They don't care when you shared, or if you've never paid one red cent to a paysite - they want to punish you anyway.

Ack! Change that to a paysite macro!

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2jd13zl.jpg)

Haha. Snagged that one, FP.

meowbark, you may not realize it, being 12 and all, but calling someone a faggot ought not be brought out of the second grade. Remember that, when they finally let you move on to third.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/fd93kz.jpg)











I just couldn't leave it.  I had to win on this one I'll deal with frustration later.  If this goes wrong can someone help me please

Edit oh dear lol

I'm disgusted by their carelessness in protecting privacy, aren't they violating their own terms of use? I am also dismayed to see someone I was so close to become a hypocrite. It was very important to both of us that our site be completely free, not even a donation button and now this. I looked up our site and it's been suspended. Who knows for how long it's been gone. It just irrates me, you think you know someone...

Wow, Meowbark... You so don't get it.

Use tiny pic justso - http://tinypic.com/ - it even gives you a link called "for forums" - just cut and paste and you're all ready to post. :)


Totally - they're violating their own reassurances to their customers.  I hope a lot of subscribers see that.  TSR says they are pirates, but that's just their sayso - it could happen to anyone.

The site's been gone for about a year - Dr.Pixel quit.  Were you involved in Blarney Stone?

Thank you so much Calalily.

Yep I was the other half. It's sort of hysterical he and I used to laugh about being pirates. He had avatars with eye patches, we even made pirate sims complete with peg leg meshes and hats and a parrot. We were very close. I'm sad, I thought he of all people wouldn't be taken in.

Remember that those screens are old.  It appears that he's not with tsr anymore.

 :-* For all the sims 1 things of yours I downloaded.  It's money you see - profit and morality just don't go together.

Yep I know how you feel.  I too have this dilemma with another FA and I still have the conversations saved to prove it too.  Seems we have alot of pots calling the kettle black.  I'll never have that problem because my pots are stainless steel, though come to think of it so is my kettle.  Oh well.  

Well, that makes me feel better. Hopefully he came to his senses? Is all his stuff gone or did he just leave? Doesn't really matter I suppose, just curious. On a side note when I first saw your avatar Calalily, I thought you were wearing this
(http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/6104/accheadacc0013bet5.jpg)
and thank you. I am glad you had fun with my creations :)

Like most paysite creators doing it for the money rather than love, I think he ran out of puff and didn't renew the domain.  He left everything up on the various sites like TSR and MTS2.

My avi is a failed Poser mesh made by another pirate - the hair grew out of all the headholes. :D

You're welcome  :-*

His stuff is still there (http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/Dr%20Pixel/), but it's listed as free.  His last posted creation was on January 3, 2008.  His last blog post was on November 17, 2007.

oh god thank you so much Calalily you really don't know how much it meant for me to do this.  It may not be the funniest thing but I did it.

Lol - you're good at it.  I'll edit my first post. :)

Thank you for posting that for me :) I do miss the old guy. I didn't like how we had to end things when I had to make choice between trying to save my marriage and continuing with him and Blarney.

Good work, justso. Calalily, I know it must be tempting to use those understated (of course) peggy glasses for an avatar but please don't. -  :(

(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7674/sexpertarenaria01eq0.png)

(and thanks anyway, tomato)

Well really, should I just remove it? I really didn't mean to offend anyone, it's just that "cuss" words like that are all the same to me. They are all used around me regulary so the meanings really just means to piss people off...

(http://i34.tinypic.com/6qb5ax.jpg)

 ;D

That you give so little thought to the words you choose to use is what irritates/horrifies me most about all of this. I know you're young (you've made that abundantly clear ::)), but there's no time like the present to actually start thinking about what you're saying before you say it.

Well I guess you are right, I should think before posting but I was really having fun making fun of people.

Baby, okay, you are a kiddo. We can understand. We can forgive your total lack of good sense because you´re too young.
Now can you please be a good kid, clean up your mess and be quiet just lurking a little bit? The old ones are talking about some seriouz buziness here, m´okay?
Thank you, darling. Nice baby ;D

Oh, I never said I understood or accepted it. I don't think there's any good excuse for thoughtlessness (especially on a site for 18+); however, since no one around here listens to me anyway...(grumble, grumble...). I'll forgive when it proves itself to be less silly (or I'll forget due to senility in my advanced age; either works).

I listen to you.

Sorry, what were you talking about again?

I thought I heard somebody say something?

Mando, you say? Didn't we have a member called Mando at some point? I think I remember him.  ;D

Just kidding, Mando, you know we luvs you.


Love the macros, BTW. You guys rule. This is one of the funniest threads since Jan lost her marbles.  ;D

I thinks we were still talking about them macros, ya know.

(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k67/mshackerssuck/peggyscrewupposter.jpg)

The cult one a few pages back got me thinking:
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2yjwjlw.jpg)
It really only makes sense if you're familiar with Silent Hill 3 though.

(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6540/sinistersimman01ay4.png)

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/PMBD/PMBD4.jpg)

(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8264/gdqvf2djl2gk8.jpg)

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/PMBD/GetwellTom.jpg)

lmao - Paden - pure win!

 :) I loved that effort Paden, I really did..

I used all 100 posts pics for this.
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/kxmerune/motivator133190.jpg)

This was just too purrfect to pass up!

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2i0gr4k.jpg)


edited cuz i forgot: I didn't make the type cover up the bottom of this because I wanted to see if anyone else noticed the "Personality: open-minded". Um, yeah. Sure. That's why you don't think it's alright to share files, even though the sharer subscribed and paid for them. Because you're so open-minded.

I am up way too late and with waaaaay too much rum. I was hoping Coconut would update before I passed out.

Anyway, I wanted to play, too. Here is my paltry offering. I couldn't think of anything witty in my current state. Thomass pisses me off so much.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/2qd1ovd.jpg)

I know anyone can look up that post to see who he is talking about, but I blurred the name and post number anyway. I just couldn't pass on the name info, that's too much like them.

These macros are great. Good job!  :D

Here is mine because I feel that this is very fitting too.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/xlfsqt.jpg)

After seeing this load of bile I couldn't help myself. Does this woman even realise what she is saying? :-\
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/graveyardhag/roflbot.jpg)

(http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL646/2837408/20739150/338371130.jpg)

Hilarious guys - kenmtl - they didn't ever tell her no - did they - just it wouldn't work.  ;)

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/1430/selfworthhv4.png)

Good one, BlackDwarf. Like Lirael pointed out, the idiot actually states that children developing a sense of self-worth is problematic. On that note...
(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4278/sociopathicsuzy01dim9.png)

Love it them guys!  ;D

Yeah, I hadn't seen Lirael's when I started making mine.  I just saw that one post and was horrified. 

Snarky, I love the Psycho Suzy thing.  She's one of the worst for trying to come across like she's all lovey, touchy, feely over there.  It's sad to see her true colors. 

I"m sure though, that as we speak, she's writing in their sekret foRUM ('cause anything with rum means pirates and anything about pirates, they must emulate!) how we're breaking her heart and how she and the other money grubbing assholes are just misunderstood! 

Neptune, Atwa, and the rest of you.  How do you like being mocked?  Especially when the mocking consists of using your own words against you.  It takes a special breed of idiot to flame themselves, but then again, you FA's always were special. 

Is that special, as in, "Don't eat the paste" special??   ;D

(http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/2755/roflbotutq0bx3.jpg)

First aired here.
http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,1479.0.html

 I just threw myself into a fit of asthma at that email, Sherrie. They have high standards at T$R? ORLY?  Damn, I need my inhaler again.

And Atwa's creations, I suppose, are the perfect example of T$R's "high standarts"  ;D
This woman is pathetic

I'm sending this to SimSecret

You stole my macro!!  :o

Different words....but still!!!  :P



Just goes to show- great minds think alike!

Well, I do have to admit I got the idea from you. I just thought DLMuslow was more relevant to this. XD

Thats pretty much the same reaction I had. What the hell else are we supposed to be teaching the young ones in the community? Self-loathing? good one TSR, now we know what you really think.

I like yours better ;D I wanted mine like that, but my photoediting skillz are non-existant, and it wouldn't all fit in the online one Cala posted up.

Self-loathing is awesome for TSR.  If you hate yourself, TSR can promote you to FA and then rebuild you in their image.  If they were all self confident, they wouldn't need to get paid for pixels, would they? 

That's been one of my bigger butthurt points on this whole thing.  If all the rumors I've heard are true, the best you can make is 500 bucks a month doing this.  Okay, that's not bad, but if that's the very best, that's about 125 dollars a week.  These people are willing to risk people suffering from identity theft for 125 dollars a week at the most?  Nice, very nice. 


The hardest part was snipping the post so it would fit in a smaller width.  Once I did that, the rest was simple. My photoshop skillz are pretty poor too. 

Mr Boddy, can I make a suggestion? And, you can call me a pedant.......it's DL Mulsow, not muslow  ;) Just if you're going to sekrit it, you know damn well someone will pull you up on that and before you know it you'll be rolling in your own blood. Just sayin. ;)

lol I'd rather call her Muslow, because she was SLOW to catch the fact that she wrote the sekrit... besides I already sent the secret. Hehe, and if somebody calls me out on it over there, that's fine.  :D

Might as well call her DLMudsling since her forum does cause drama outside of her little community ;D

SnarkySnark, your PsychoSuzy one is killing me :D

Mr Boddy, you have a damn fine point there  :D

You have a very good point there. But would most teens even think of that? I know when I was that age my only thoughts would have been "money" these people want to give me money. I'll admit I was a shallow little bitch however :D
I couldn't even do that ;D

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Witchboy/Kittehs/twat.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Witchboy/Kittehs/twat2.jpg)

I like the TWAT anagram. But the image of said Twat and ThomaSS is making me ill....

WB - those are fulla win! I'd love to see that be used over @ TSR! XD

That pic of them always makes me get the idea that she's pleasuring herself - and I end up feeling ill :[

Ill? Iz makin meh suicidal

This is the best I can come up with
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/silverssimstuff/funstuff/tsrmacro.png)

(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/silverssimstuff/funstuff/tsrregister.png)

Silver Arrows, I think that's the best macro yet.

Those friggin hypocrites! >:(

What the hell happened to parental supervision on the net? My parents would have killed me if I even thought about posting that shit up on the internet. It's sad when kids are so unsupervised that they open themselves up to kidnap, etc. Parents are getting so lazy nowadays.

I think the most abhorrent thing about Twatty's e-mail is her claim that T$R has high standards.

ETA: Does Sweden have a law that's equivalent to COPPA? If they don't, I'm not sure that they have to abide by it. It'd be great if they got busted for disobeying it, though.

Really? I laughed my ass off.   :D

Silver Arrows and kenmtl - WIN!

(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2586/heinoustwat01uc0.png)

Can I just say that I find Birgit's picture seriously annoying?

I do too. It looks like she's thumbing her nose and smirking at people.

Is that what she's doing? I thought she was picking her nose, getting ready to eat it... or sniffing her fingers after sticking them somewhere questionable. :o

Thanks for making me die laughing.  :D

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/serenamoonsilver/roflbot.jpg)

I think you both misunderstood her pic. She was caught picking on her nose, look how ashamed she look like with a "yellow smile". ;)

I dunno. We have CEOP over here in the UK, not sure if there is an EU-wide law though. Would COPPA not kick in if the children in question are in the US?

Why they are soliciting this kind of info - I mean full name and postal address, come on - from children as young as 9 is beyond me. We all know only dud accounts and SAs win the prizes, so the excuse that 'we need your address for giving out prizes' is pure bull.

Not really a macro, but
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/silverssimstuff/funstuff/allyourthomas.png)
Is graphic I made for an anti-TSR t-shirt (http://silverssimstuff.wordpress.com/custom-content/leahs-corner/)

ValancySterling: WTF? Is that dress actually PAY???

I think it'd still be illegal for an American child under the age of 13 to sign up. Being American, you have to abide by America's laws no matter where a website is registered/hosted/whatever. As long as you and your computer are in the U.S., you must abide by U.S. law. Unfortunately, this is only T$R's problem if A. Sweden has a law similar to COPPA with similar age constraints and/or B. if they catch an American member under the age of 13 on the site without parental consent. Are there any Swedish people here who could help out?

Please note that it's entirely possible that I'm wrong. If I am, plz to be correcting me.

If there isn't, I've a swedish friend who does web design for a living.  I'll just ask him tomorrow when he's awake.

(http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/8950/princesspadre01ld5.png)

I know dusdeedawn already made a beautiful, beautiful macro of this picture...

But I just needed to see that butt again!

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/nVoxhewson/LOL-1.jpg)

LOL -  Heartless, that was frickin' hilarious.

Snarky, absolutely brilliant.

Please consider sending that to Simsecrets for this week?

The first time I saw the original butt picture I could not even stop laughing. Not just for hours, but for the whole rest of the night.

So I couldn't help myself.  ;)

For those at TSR that would ever be dumb enough to doubt us, I have this:

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/PMBD/PMBD2.jpg)

So, who here knows where the skull and crossbones comes from?

Calico Jack?

I saw this and knew it would be perfect for this thread.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/9rhul1.jpg)

Lol - it is practically free.  :D

 :D  Practically free would get me close to 2 gallons of gas!

And a pack of smokes!!  ;D

I never knew 5 bucks were practically free! :D

And some really delicious pesto pasta from this health food store near my house. My sister has been tempting me to go vegetarian lately, and with food like that, it's working...

Should've tried that on customers at work after the yearly fare rises.  "What?  It's still only £2 on your Oyster card.  That's practically FREE!"

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1130/saozandsecurom02xu1.png)

Buahahaha. Nice one Snarky.

So basically what Saoz is saying "I know Securom is bad, and Pirates are standing up for people like me, but even so I want EA to come out of this with a clear agenda agaisnt pirated stuff, even though Pirates helped me and my cd drive, it doesn't matter, because they stolez my intellectual property, so I hope EA makes up some bullshit thing to keep TSR making money"

 ::) Urgh, it sounds so much uglier when you dissect the entire dribble and break it down into sentences. It's no wonder she has a vampire like avatar, her words read like the boring parts of an Anne Rice novel.

Every time I see this avatar, I think of it as a failed attempt at Vogue. So here goes:
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u208/liverspout/PadreVoguex.jpg)

*laugh* Actually, I think he's trying to protect himself from all the mean people out here in the real world - but that's a funny macro

That is a tremendously funny macro, Feverish.

(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/6417/scoopcadiva01db8.png)

 ;D ;D ;D

Am I glad I returned to this forum in time to see these. Keep posting!

I typed that into a binary translator and was disappointed to find it just jibberish.  :(

I see Padre looking like that and figure he's doing the Vogue thing wrong, or he's holding his head like that while thinking/screaming, "I'm soooo confoooooooooooosed!"

"What am I going to do when people stop paying for shit?" expression, maybe. 

*runs in*

(http://i36.tinypic.com/sesoc8.gif)


Where did my funny go??  :-[

*runs out the back door*

P.S: I know that's not why she goes to the booty; I just thought it would make a decent macro.

You can always put: See? Even Atwa won't pay for her own shit!

Or something along those lines  ::) Loving this thread.

This looked fun and I wanted to join in.

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i49/xXxShotgunxXxSinnerxXx/doinitwrongz.jpg)

Lurk moar, y/n?

I am swedish. :)

Sweden does not have a law similar to COPPA. It's ok for kids to sign up. But it's not ok if the kids pay for stuff without parental consent though.

Does that help out? *goes back to lurk mode*

Okay, couldn't resist.

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/simsmisc/91128662.jpg)

Or should atwat be left to the pros?  :P

MissA, you're SUCH a nerd.  ;)

Am I?  Well my thinking was that maybe Snarky was awesome enough to actually write a snarky comment in binary..  I couldn't miss out on the joke!

01000100 01101001 01100100 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110011 01110011 01100001 01101110 01100111 01100101 01101100 01101001 01100011 01100001

Heheh  ;D

And guys, I can deal with having my macro slammed and ridiculed, but just ignoring it like that? Harsh. Real harsh.

010010010010000001100100011010010110010001101110011101000010000001101011011011100110111101110111001000000111010001101000011001010111100100100000011010000110000101100100001000000110001001101001011000010110111001100001011100100111100100100000011101000111001001100001011011100111001101101100011000010111010001101111011100100111001100101100001000000100011001010010010001010100000101001011010010010100111000100000010100110101011101000101010001010101010000100001

54 68 61 74 27 73 20 6e 6f 74 68 69 6e 67 2c 20 74 68 65 79 20 65 76 65 6e 20 68 61 76 65 20 68 65 78 20 74 72 61 6e 73 6c 61 74 6f 72 73 20 74 68 65 73 65 20 64 61 79 73 2e 20 4e 69 66 74 79 2c 20 68 75 68 3f 0d 0a 0d 0a 59 6f 75 27 72 65 20 61 6c 6c 20 73 74 69 6c 6c 20 62 65 69 6e 67 20 68 61 72 73 68 2c 20 62 79 20 74 68 65 20 77 61 79 2e

Snarky, lemons and devil, I don't get it, what is with all the numbers and letters?
*complete blond moment here probably*

I am such nerd.  They are awesome!  And I was about to look up Snarky's but MissA beat me to it.

The ones and zeros is binary, computer language at the root.  Hex is another numbering system, used mostly (I think) for computer programs.

49 20 64 6f 20 6c 6f 76 65 20 74 68 61 74 20 6d 61 63 72 6f 20 44 65 76 69 6c 20 2d 20 69 74 73 20 61 6c 6c 20 6c 75 6c 7a 20 74 69 6c 6c 20 73 6f 6d 65 20 73 70 6f 74 74 79 20 6b 69 64 20 61 74 74 61 63 6b 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 50 43 20 68 75 68 20 41 74 77 61 74 3f 20 4b 61 72 6d 61 2c 20 69 74 73 20 73 75 63 68 20 61 20 62 69 74 63 68 20 3a 44 0d 0a 0d 0a 41 6e 64 20 49 20 66 6f 75 6e 64 20 61 20 73 69 74 65 20 74 68 61 74 20 64 6f 65 73 20 42 69 6e 61 72 79 2c 20 48 65 78 2c 20 42 61 73 65 36 34 20 61 6e 64 20 74 77 6f 20 6f 74 68 65 72 73 2e 20 4f 68 20 6d 79 20 67 65 65 6b 20 6a 75 73 74 20 73 71 75 65 65 6c 65 64 20 77 69 74 68 20 67 6c 65 65 21

Heheh, you just Googled binary translator as well, didn't you?

01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01111010 01100101 01110010 01101111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01110010 01110100 00101110  :-\

Yeah, let's quit it. It was fun while it lasted  ;D

Anyer, I think I found the same website as you. *favourites website*
That was really funny guys. My inner geek squealed with delight. I really enjoyed translating them. ;)

That was a riot! Best laugh I had all day.  Bravo and Brava!

I saw those and my mind died. It doesn't like numbers, so thanks to you I had a software crash of the brain. :D

01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100011 01110101 01101110 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01110010 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111 00100000 01000100 01000101 01000001 01010100 01001000 00100000 01010100 01001111 00100000 01000010 01001001 01001110 01000001 01010010 01011001 00100001 00100000 01000001 01101100 01110011 01101111 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100011 01110010 01101111 01110011 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00100001

Paden goes splode?

But yes, moar macros!

*pat pat*


01000010 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110

 You guys are too funny. Fighting in binary gives me lulz.

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110010 01110100 01111001 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110010 01101100 00101110 00100000 01001101 01000001 01000011 01010010 01001111 01010011 00100000 01010011 01010100 01000001 01010100 00100001

01010111 01101000 01101111 01100001 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 01100001 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 01100001 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01110011 01110011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101101 01100110 01100101 01110011 01110100 00101110 00100000 01010100 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100101 00101110

01000111 01101111 01100100 01100100 01100001 01101101 01101001 01110100 00101110 00100000 01001101 01100001 01100011 01110010 01101111 00101110 00100000 01010011 01110100 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000 01000100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01110101 01110000 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 01110011 00101110 00100000 00111010 01010000

Help! *dies*

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn86/spookypokemaniac/simsshit/lolhoers.jpg)

Oh, TSR.

God I wish I could make a macro!

But you've made me laugh hysterically with the Binary.  In my book, almost as good as paysite macros. :)

Brilliant!

OH good god - the front thong rises again. *dies*

That macro should come with a side helping of eye bleach and steel wool.

And barf basins, but it was well done!

Great macro -- who the heck thought pointy plastic-looking nipples would be a good idea?

A love letter for TSR....

(http://i37.tinypic.com/9vd3rs.jpg)

I know, it's lame. But someone had to do it.  ;)

Edit: I hope I spelled it right!

This girl reeks of popularity, zomg! I wanna be like Evi!111 ::)

(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6231/evira4.th.jpg) (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=evira4.jpg)

I dunno, I always got the impression evi is a very male pedophile trying waaay too hard to lure the little chilluns with the sunshine and lollipops. Creeps me out in a way that makes me want to pay for a phonecall to the police in whichever country s/he/it lives. Or am I way off?

You are NOT off at all. Actually, I was going to put that in my post above (my statement was "she reeks of 65 year old perv"), but decided against it because I wondered if I was being too harsh. Obviously I'm not since you seem to feel that way as well. Even if she's not an old man perv, she's quite over the top with her "come talk to me" with frowning smiley like she's not getting enough attention.

Glad to see it's not just me. Then again, I really am concened about any minors coming into contact with evi. Seriosuly, no joke. "It" seems dangerous somehow.

Anyway...

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/simsmisc/697303a6.jpg)

Huh. That one didn't even need a caption.

Awww, Safetypins forgot the metal lace dancer outfit in the collage :)

And this thread is funnier than the lolcats - lolcats make me go awwwww and 'How cute!', these just make me snicker.

Thanks HugeLunatic  :).

I googled for a translator, because I'm not fluent in binary, and all I got was "this binary can not be decoded", so I fear I am missing out on many lulz  :'(

If you are talking about musluvcatz macro is says
Paysites Must Be Destroyed! Paysites Must Be Destroyed! Paysites Must Be Destroyed!

Ahhh.....I'm thinking that wasn't (just) about my macro- I mean, it was inspired by all the binary code being thrown about.
But, it's good to know that I didn't mispell anything...well, 4 words, since I just copy/pasted to get a good chunk.

(http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1516/tabx0.png)

OH MY GOD XD

Sherrie, where can I find this wonderous game?! :D

I want that game, myself! Looks like fun and community service, specially if we're pelting her with rotten vegetables!

(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6396/twatdunkgp3.jpg)

PLAY HERE! (http://www.thedunktank.com/v.php?id=fac31e87129a825b8694a5bf1eb04d73)  ;D

 Sherrie, I am having far too much fun with this! Brilliant!

Sherrie my ironing piles hate you  ::) Spending to much time hitting the twat with fruit when I should be doing housework!
(Seriously though best laugh I've had all day!)

LMAO!! Sherrie, thank you so much!! That is a hoot and a half!!

I think we have now found the best macro now! :-* :-* :-*

Sherrie that is priceless :D

You rock Sherrie. Got her on my second go.  :D

That is the best thing EVER, Sherrie.

That is Priceless. *sporfles while dunking Atwat again*

Very cool, sherrie.

I don't know what's more fun - dunkin' her or lobbing fruit at that big ol' head.

That was so full of WIN!

Sherrie, OMG...lol...Great photoshopping skillz FTW! :D

Because I was bored and lol'd when I read this the other day:
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f41/serenamoonsilver/roflbot-1.jpg)

When I read that one my eyes rolled on the second line.   Thank god for the extra blinkies to bring me round.

Haha nice one Valency. I thought that secret sounded like sour grapes to me. And butthurt. Screams of butthurt ;)

GoS is receiving way more attention than PMBD in the secrets though. This won't do, not at all. We are the main providers of butthurt and we will have our recognition  >:(

I honestly didn't get that secret. Are they trying to say that we're 'have no lives'? That's a really stupid 12ish thing to say... At least we don't waste time creating 'witty' secrets about people who 'have no lives.'

But so much lulz in this thread. I thought that I'd never get a use out of my binary translating extension...

I didn't get it either, although I don't think there was much to get. I started reading and all I heard was "blah blah blah you so mean blah blah lies and slander blah footstomp kthxbye"

The person's trying to say that we're all drones who mindlessly follow everything posted here about paysites, T$R, etc.  Said person must never have been to TSR (or maybe is from TSR and is trying to use our own words against us).

Oh, and we all apparently have "sucky lives."

The thing that bothered me the most was that s/he used "loose" instead of "lose," to be honest.

*dons tinfoil hat* Atwat strikes again?

Hrmm... Inneresting.
You might be on to something.

Eh. I doubt it - believe it or not, there are plenty of people who aren't Atwat and take the paysites' side in this little debate.

The GoS secrets are getting old, but no matter what something crops up about us. The day it all stops will be the day Pes decides paysites are good :o

And I glossed over that PMBD one - far too much writing and not enough lulz. Its a bit if fun not an essay contest ::)

And LMAO! Best game ever Sherrie :D

Exactly.  I'm sure its someone from TSR (sounds very DOT-ish to me).  I think with all the recent secrets dealing with coconut's screenshots, that this was some kind of counter attack.  But they don't have any real "secrets" of PMBD--because there isn't a "super sekrit" forum here were people post that kind of crap.

That's what we want you to think.  ;)

Of course I'm kidding.

I don't know what you are all talking about, I've not read it all yet, bu Keirra, how are you, I've not seen you around for the last few weeks.

*Goes on to read now*
*read*

Valancys one was just.....yeah. I think I read the first part before a shiny item got my attention*wants to watch Finding Nemo now*. May I ask, on the verge of sounding like a complete twit, what does GoS stand for?

GOS stands for Garden of Shadows.

Thank you Titan. I'm not sure what that is, so I'll just pretend I do until I google it.  ;)

I'll save you the google search.  ;)  You'll find Garden of Shadows here (http://gardenofshadows.digitalperversion.net/).  They have some fabulous cc over there, by some wickedly talented artists; not to mention, you'll find a great group of people to talk to there.

Hehe, thanks, if only I'd clicked refresh, coulda saved some time there lol. ;) ::)

Edit:

Titan, you are officialy a God now, that site is awesome!! It has so much clutter!! I'm such a clutter whore  :-[.

You like clutter you say?  ;D  Then I have a thread that you will want to visit.  This (http://www.reflexsimsforum.com/showthread.php?t=18580) thread; over at Reflexsims forum, is totally dedicated to clutter.  The second post in that thread has so many links, it should take you awhile to go through all of them.   ;)

Ok, there was God, now there is God, THEN you!!!  :-* :-* :-*THANK YOU!!!
My downloads folder will be loving you too now.

I'm going to guess that you like that thread that I mentioned.  ;D  You're welcome TapthatBooty, I hope you enjoy it.  ;)

There's so much! I only like it a smidge, not a lot, bout the same as the distance from Northern Ireland to Toronto and back and forth a few times  ;D.

Sooo, that's a slight yes, you like it?  :D  Btw, I sent you a PM, TapthatBooty.

Just a very small yes  ;). I've replied to your PM, Titan.
I've gone on a clutter downloading frenzy now, there is so much stuff!! Ive always wanted to set up an antiques store because of the old fashioned cash register, but the game only had that blue vase, now I have tonnes more!! Yeyyyyy!!

The clutter... The beautiful clutter...  :o

But I have over 30.000 downloads already! The folder can't take anymore! God, what are you people doing to me!

Well, I know you found GoS, and you say you like clutter, so, in case you missed it: Junk and clutter! (http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=2119.0)
Go on, click it, you know you want to.

Damn my clutter addiction!! I saw that one, there is just so much, I was in heaven hehe. Thanks.

Yup, I lurvs me some clutter. I nearly orgasmed when I found that thread. Before that, I was pretty good about staying away from custom objects that I really didn't need. Now, I must have it all!

LMAO!! Well, I don't know what to say to that other than yay? That's what I love about clutter, it has no purpose, but it is essensial(sp). After downloading the slot enabler, I found myself not having anything to put in them. Then I discovered clutter. It's better than orgasims I'd say  :D.

 I did just have a cluttergasm.  :o Thanks guys!

(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn86/spookypokemaniac/simsshit/Image2.jpg)

Have you noticed it's really, REALLY hard to understand what most FA's are saying on account of their poor grammar?

What the feck is she going on about?

You can use her stuff if ...you don't use her Angelina Jolie skin to make your own Angelina Jolie?

THE HELL IS THE POINT OF IT THEN?

Well, I'm glad that I could give a little assist in the clutter addiction also.  :D

As for some of those TOU's; I generally ignore them, when they are totally ridiculous or too restrictive.  I'm not jumping through hoops for some creator, who has an overly inflated ego.  Also, if the TOU is completely unreadable,.ie Jirka's then I'm not going to sit there and try to decipher the darn thing.  

You can use it to make a really ugly Brad Pitt.......oh wait Jirka does that himherself.  :D

Isn't Jirka a he?

He can be a heshe if we want though :P

Whoops. Fixed.  ;D

FA blogs make my head hurt.

Hahaha I likes it!
Heshe Jirka :D

I wouldn't use a Jirka or a Chaz skin anyway.

What is Jirka talking about?! Their entire blog made no sense, whatsoever.

They say one thing, then contradict themselves a sentence later, while still not making sense?

Heehee, I love the macro!

You missed out the "nce" there Evanesce.
I have no idea what that stupid bitch is babbling on about. She decides to make some crap ass lookings sims, then unleash them upon the world, says you can use her skins, but no, you can't use her skins. All logic has left the building, and immigrated to Pluto for that one. She's special. :D

Jirka's blog: I wont mind you using my things for personal use, provided you dont actually use them for anything.

Exactly what I thought she said.  :D

 ;D

It's too much fun to make fun of people.

Almost makes me feel bad...

ALMOST.

Nay! Thou shalt not die!

(http://i38.tinypic.com/55nyfa.jpg)

Oh my lord Cala, that is just truly vile. *pushes dinner to one side*

Funny macro though  :D

I've been wondering about these weird Exnem items. The 'haunted' halloween-like set and the cook mask (gah, my eyes!) and cakes and what have you... They all look so completely different from what everyone else makes. Is this the reason? They just buy stuff and recolor it a little?

I wonder if this is the same Exnem I know from the Oblivion modding community. It's a little weird when fandoms strt mixing like that :-\

Yep, Devilfish. That's what Exnem does- at least for some items. I figured that out when I saw the Monster Tub on SS2 and realized I'd seen it somewhere before. (Actually had it- was thinking of doing a haunted/monster house at some time.) The difference is: SS2 tells you it's a purchased and modified mesh and their's is free. Exnem's isn't free and there isn't any mention of it being a purchased mesh.

Hilarious !!

Probably because your shit is so hideous, even pirates don't want to download it.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/353b252.jpg)

these things just never get old... :D

That rocks.  :D

 That picture never fails to scare me.  :o

That is freaking HILAROUS!  Do one for STD's.

I second this!

Lmao Fred that's awesome :D

Yes, it IS the same Exnem. There's been some discussion about it, including here at PMBD, about how the Oblivion community would laugh if Exnem started charging for mods.

Yep. Exnem is huge in the Oblivion community. So is Enayla's textures. I have even seen a peggy hair or two pop up as well. Kinda shocked me when I first saw them, because all I could think of was "Argh! My sims! Must play!"

Mr Boddy, that was so worth opening this thread this morning.  -  ;D 

You got out of Pooki's basement! Get back in there!! *drags him off and throws him back in the basement to join Markus* And don't forget to clean out the cobwebs from the water heater!!

Lol! Those are so true!  ;D

Okay, this topic is made of win and awesome.

lol.

YAY~

WIN for the Paysite Macroes! The pasta one made me :D

 :D :D :D @ this entire thread I just spent an hour reading. I am only vaguely familiar with the sims community drama so for this stuff to make me laugh so hard, it has to be hilarious. This is the funniest forum on the intarwebs. I have been lurking for months and I feel like I know everyone already so forgive my shameless gushing. When a forum makes me laugh so hard I have to wipe my eyes, it bears coming out of lurk mode to say thanks. Back to lurking now. :)

BEST. THREAD. EVER.

I only wish more had been submitted to LJ's sims secret community.

DO EEET FOR THE LULZ!!

mine

(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5854/evirz8.th.jpg) (http://img150.imageshack.us/my.php?image=evirz8.jpg)

evi disturbs me like no one has ever been able to disturb me.

I've been wondering for a while: what is that winged orange thing?  Is it really a flying orange? And if it is, why would someone make a cartoon of a flying orange?  I'm perplexed.

:D You should make that into a macro.


My guess? The same reason Captain Underpants exists. However, I'm not entirely sure what that reason is. I just having a feeling that it's the same reason.

Hmm. As to the flying orange itself, a Google search turned up nothing but parrots and chicken wing recipes. However, on closer examination of her incredibly stupid but seemingly innocent avatar -

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/927/evilevi01fk1.png)

I made this shocking discovery -

(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3613/evilevi02bc5.png)

That's right; "Wow, evil". As I always suspected, TSR is not only trying to to take away children's money, but also their innocent little souls as well.

Oh god, Snarky, you just made my day  ;D

I second that macro idea. And about the weird orange thing it's Evi we're talking about, anything it's possible.

 I phail at macros but anyone else is welcome to do it.  Snarky, your detective skills have once again proven more than valuable. We should really contact the government about this, we may actually have the proof we need to prove it is a cult.


I almost typed "clit". That would be an interesting development, wouldn't it?  :D

Ah Tabby... you made me laugh and now I have Diet Coke all over my top. Thankfully no rum was involved  :-*  So you are spared  ;)

   :P  Sorry about your top, although it is nice to know that the rum has remained un-spilled.

This hair just screamt Scene to me. Sorry about reusing the image~

(http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator9243501.jpg)

Um, meowbark?? The image isn't showing. Try putting a copy of it in photobucket and pasting the link in, m'kay?

I can see it and that's odd because I'm usually the one that can't when everyone else can.  :D

All I see is a warning against hot linking. Keirra your computer is working in reverse  ;)

I refreshed with F5 and now I see the hotlinking message.  :D

I can see it. I'm using Firefox, maybe that's why.

I'm using FF. Is there any other Browser?  :D  F5, neriana, it will probably show the hotlinking image for you then.  :)

Yep, now it's a hotlinking message.

Oi, sorry 'bout that. Here, uploaded it on Photobucket.

(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii233/xmeowbarkx/motivator5737313.jpg)

n00b here,... may I ask, what is macro? 

*confused but curious*

Here's some info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_macro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_macro)

And suck it, Calalily! I'm wiki-ing it! :-* :D

Wiki-whore. :D

I was slightly bored. Feel free to turn it into a macro, because even though I sit my butt on 4chan a vast majority of the time, I'm really bad at making them.

(http://images.redial.net/tsr_shitty.jpg)

:D Use the generators in the first post.  You know the memes, you just need the format. :P

(http://i39.tinypic.com/6xxfgi.jpg)

 :o Why on earth would you want a testicle-shaped toilet?

For your sim with elephantiasis?

For the "my balls are bigger than your balls syndrome"??

Maybe the toilet user is overcompensating for something, and that by having a fugly toilet like that, the guests are going to think that s/h/it has large testicles?

Also, about that hair, I think I prefer the hotlinked image  ;).

It's awfully large...Maybe because Sunair makes too much crap. Which can be daily verified just by visiting her TSR page.

twould make a good macro: don't sit unless you're ready to drawn in your crap. Please, notice that that toilet does not have a flushing mechanism.

first macro! ;D

(http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp251/aerisbooty/macro.jpg)

I wouldn't think a golf ball bunny tail would stay on very easily.

ChaosInAMinor, thats what I thought to. That and it looks like someone obviously used her ass as a golf tee 'FOUR!'

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/pretentiouskate/sims/motivator6397159.jpg)

I went to peak at the sheeple reactions on the T$R forums and got a lovely warning from NoScript.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/pretentiouskate/sims/motivator6397159.jpg)

I was laughing my ass off reading this thread! Newaze.. I felt so inspired to contribute so eh here goes.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/siberiansunset/tsr.jpg)
Enjoy Arggh

What, you expected me to resist something like this??

(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg24/Paden1865/Attyslife.jpg)

Paden, that was beyond hilarious. It was ultra-hilarious.

Atwat, look at that image closely. It's of a crazy lady. Do you get that?

I just realised that she has not one, but two scarves on her head. WTF? Yeah... just, yeah.

Personally, I think that anything that covers her face is a great improvement.  So, I wish she'd put on six scarves, or eight, or eighty.

OHhhhh gawd! :-X The fug has killed my retinas! I too wish she had more scarves covering her face. (or a wall)

I guess she's still trying to seduce thoma$$. Ya know, I believe I heard of a murdered gypsy somewhere in sweden...(Atwat<===) Walks slooowly away. :o

Awww come on, be fair!  I mean you're just being cruel because of the association with something you don't like!


That lovely cobalt blue scarf didn't ask to be put on ATWA's ugly head.   ;D

*turns head to one side*
Is she about to belly dance with her head?  :-X I don't think that's a good method of Thomass seduction...  :D

I bet she initially took the photo as a seductive tool for Thomass and then, upon looking at it, thought, "Oh man, I just look crazy. ...  Waaaaait a minute!"

But that might be giving her too much credit!  lol!

(http://images.redial.net/bus2.jpg)

< :D3

HAHA I'd actually PAY to see that on a bus here in NYC! LMAO :D Hmm me wonders... :P

Me too.This is awesome! ;D

(http://i43.tinypic.com/120jq5g.jpg)

LMAO! That's some funny shit!!!!!! ;D  :D She's kinda too obvious eh? (But that's right she loves to be heard and seen...and have everything be about her fug a$$) :-X

Thanks kenmtl! So when children go to hell, they must play Where's Atwa.

Kenmtl, awesome! The Big Ben one cracked me up :D

I couldn't resist using this ass-pic when I saw it.

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6591/tsrassrh0.jpg)

(Special thanks to siberiansunset for posting the TSR part of this macro, the rest of it was shamelessly ripped off from a poster depicting the Bush Administration as muderers:)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2eygapi.png)

*Removed by request*

(Courtesy of the PMBD FAQ and some poster that I don't get:)

(http://i43.tinypic.com/25yzj9j.png)

(http://i41.tinypic.com/16kqtuh.png)

They, dude, don't you think the picture of Kim Phuc is a little too gruesome for this thread? Not to mention a little disrespectful. I know TSR is bad, but I'm quite sure they never dropped napalm. Just saying.

 That's exactly what I was going to say. They have done enough bad stuff that we could just use that, you don't have to make stuff up too.

Yeah, I have to agree with Tabby and Devilfish, the criminal war poster is just in very bad taste. 

Funny is funny, and the criminal war pic just is NOT funny. It could also get us nailed for some heavy defamation of character shit, because while it was originally aimed at someone else, that person's name was struck out and Thomass's name and face were substituted. Yeah, they guy is a dick that needs a major education in ethics but that picture doesn't do much to advance our cause. Let's not sink to that level.

Plus, I am kind of offended on McCain's behalf and my dad, who also served in Viet Nam.  Get rid of it, please.

Well, that goes without saying, Paleo. There are many children of veterans here, as well as spouses. Another reason for it to come down.

Thomass at work:

(http://i41.tinypic.com/140kzma.jpg)

Move along people - no nepotism here!

Heh heh.  Idiocracy.  A funny movie.

I love that movie so much - "Go away! Bating!" :D

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I just had to stop lurking for one second, I simply cannot resist this topic!  ;D

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 :D That made me wake up my son! LMAO nice ;)

I couldn't resist.

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There's no Louis Vuitton toilets for related macros? :P

For you, thank you ;D  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNcOlcTwnwg

You are most welcome darling.  :-* Shhh. Secret.  ;D

Wait, there are Louis Vuitton rubbish bags :o

 That is when you know you have waaaay too much money. I don't care who makes my garbage bags as long as they don't rip, and they don't let the garbage stink up my kitchen.

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Thanks, I needed a good laugh today, Safety Pins. -  ;D

For any paysite trolls  :)

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Haha! Thanks safety pins and eternal darkness! Now I gotta clean up the water on the ground! (at least I got away from my comp.  in time ;))

That tsr smile one..man WIN. I'd say that troll should scare the other trolls away pretty fast :o *boogars u want!?*

The awesomeness.

WIN!

What celeb is this supposed to be?

Jessica Simpson, I think.

I thought it was Eva Mendes.

And here I thought it was that opossum that got hit by a car by the side of my house. 

No offense to run over opossums. 

The opossum had bad extensions?

And a pushup bra.

Don't forget the botox...

No extension or botox, but he did have that smug 'n ugly look on his face. 

For those who want an apt gif for TSR's fail:

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I like this one, sums it up pretty well  :D you can just imagine TSR being all "OMG we hax u we post in our supa sekritz forum nd u not kno wat hit u!11! LOL!1! TSR 4eva!11! we rawk!11! pirate suk!11! lol!!11!1" only to be shot by a pirate-of-your-choice-ian gun. (I chose Coconutian)

[lurk/off]

this has been the funniest 2 hours of my month so far, thank you all

[lurk/on]

In response to his latest legal threat.  :P

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That macro is full of win  ;D

thomass: atwat, I think I rite a supa scaree legla let-r, make pirats  and cococonut go away, yes? 

Dear Sir or Madam:....blah,blah Your customer, hosting the domain "mustbedetroyed.org....blah,blah Your customer has self-appointed himself to defend the position of
Electronic Arts, Inc., (EA) and its EULA...blah,blah has mounted an army of disillusioned miscreants against us...blah,blah
Sincerely, Thomas Isaksson
The Sims Reource

 ! *click send* the sims reorce for the win!

PMBD: PHAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ('tard thomass is a 'tard)

Your macro is awesomeness!

Oh yeah, SHAKESHAFT IS A THIEF!!!!!

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Here is my special secret macro just for Thoma$$

Haha nice one, dstar. I just realized that spell check would have picked that up!

Yes- it would have- of course his translator program would have told him the English word for Nun was eclair, than suggested phytoplankton to replace Photoshop, but that is okay - we would have understood Microsoft Spellcheck Fail - it happens to everyone - but the two words you probably spell 50 times a week at least- give me a break - Spellcheck will fix him spelling "reource" and " Tomas" or maybe he is failing at calling himself Thoma$$.  :-\

Hi!
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*ducks*

I posted it before in the legal thread post, but it still fits

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(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/CRIMOAR.jpg) (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Complete win Fway! Btw good to see you back! Does this mean I can start my fanclub and general fangirling again?  :P

ekimsal What is Oliver saying in that picture, I wonder?  Is it "Please, sir, can I have free pixels?"  Yay for literary macros!

fway Giggle inducing!  I can't honestly claim TL;DR though.  I wanted to read the entire thing because it was so lulzy.

I know I am little late to the party, but here goes!

(https://www.sailfinsims.com/images/Paysitemacro.jgp)

sailfindragon thanks for posting that. Best laugh I've had all day :D

Thank you. I aim to please! ;D

sailfindragon that picture is so funny! I saw the picture....I start to laugh....And say: Thank you sailfindragon.  :D

Arrr.

You can haz all my kudos as well, sailfindragon. Very excellent macro.

Bill board inspiration lol  ::)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y265/siberiansunset/moneySAVER.jpg)

That's awesome!

Funny stuff guys :D
I just made this one :)

(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s157/Basil131/tickles.jpg)
Wotcha think?

That one got me, I have to admit! You owe me a new keyboard because mine is now soaked with Gator-Ade...

Poor Tickles!  It blew his ear off.

I made Peggyzone macro (which isn't as funny as poor little Tickles):

(http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww272/MyneUsername/TS2%20Stuff/Hehe/PeggyzoneMacro.jpg)

This is purely my browser issue. I tried loading this page in Internet Explorer and it shows .zip files instead of .exe ones. I'll worship this bug as the most awesome feature, 'cause I really cannot bother to change those extensions, and it's keeping me from downloading anything from there.

In response to The Shit Resources " New" TS3 Tool

(http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/vv325/arelenriel/bazooka.jpg)

Been away for a few days. How's this?

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Oh, please. Sign me up... ::)

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Excellent points, siberiansunset.

I really am finding it astonishing that they used Shakeshaft as an example of an FA with a "unique look". That's just seriously messed up. Especially when you consider that at least one of her "unique looks" actually belongs to Buggybooz. But then, they probably meant it as a slap in the face to everyone in the free community. "See? We got away with it. Fuck all of you."

It sure looks like a deliberate slap in the face.  Perhaps it's time to remind the community that Shakeshaft is a THIEF again?

Very good one, siberiansunset. Shakeshaft. Arg. Whatever. T$R is a nut house.

Makes me wonder if they have a nice supply of clean white coats and basket weavers that sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes...

TSR sure has balls using that thief's name as a fine example. I think you hit the nail on the head snarky; slap in the face indeed! I'm surprised they didn't use monica as another "fine" example for their SA examples. ( http://blackpearlsims.com/showthread.php?t=28097 (http://blackpearlsims.com/showthread.php?t=28097) -Yup, yet another thief. Can anyone say TSR trend?)

they really make my brain hurt.

TSR Trend.

Jesus, that's low. I wonder if Thomass has any plans to exact his revenge on Cassandre for pointing out that another of their creators is a thief.

Oh, how frickin peachy. What the hell do they think they're doing? Does no one in that roach infested rotfest of a place realize that people will notice these things? So, what... their team of "Artists" (*wink wink*) now include Shakeshaft the Thief and a liar sidekick, Monica the Fraud. Anyone taking bets on who's next? What a real crack team they got going over there. ::)

First thought upon seeing confirmation of Coconut's suspicions:
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Damn, that was a bad choice of font colour. :-\

If your not from the UK you probably wont understand this picture... basically our MPs are fked up so you get the idea of what TSR is like...

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TSR makes the South Korean Parliament look decent and they have barroom brawls on the Parliament Floor that end up turning into full scale street riots. I don't think I have ever seen the UK Parliament, or the U.S. Senate do this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pqhnf6XKC8&NR=1&feature=fvwp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pqhnf6XKC8&NR=1&feature=fvwp) before. At least not so it has been publicized.

Oh I see that korean parliament fighting on entertainment channels, one program featuring the woman fighting at the start of that vid was called 'Lawless Ladies' :P Now you can imagine what it would be like if we all got into a room with the TSR crooks...

My bets are that there's blood and bullets on the floor.

I recall watching a video of Margaret Thatcher addressing the UK Parliament, and it got really rowdy in there. I'd quote Robin Williams on this:

"British Parliament is like congress with a 2 drink minimum, crazy place"

This is my first macro so... :-X
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Gosh, what a cute cat! I cannot resist... Uh .... *grabs cat and runs away*

also want teh kitteh

*chases Dr.House*

gimme, gimme, gimme!

We used to have a neighbor with a kitten like that - the little thing came wandering over one night while I was outside smoking.....not much more than a handful of fluff.  If it hadn't had a home, we would have ended up with a 6th cat. >.>