PMBD

Apologies for the topic title.
We know he has two sites. One is outrageously expensive.
We know he is an awesome hack creator.
He has a sick sense of humor that tickles me to no end.
He may or may not live in a bunker.
Other than that, Google turns up empty.
He did admit somewhere that the name and others he uses are inside jokes based on what I took to be some other game.
A very mysterious fellow.

Inquiring minds want to know.

The soapbox is now empty. Next!

His real name is Les Jenkins.  You can find other info on him if you google that name.

He's a complete idiot who should be tortured for hours before being castrated and shot in the legs till he bleeds horrendously before being fed to starving lions. That's all there is to know about him.

Hey, Vampire! Long time no see! Good to see you too, buddy! Whatcha been up to? I see you've gone into the dodgy search engine business. How's that working out for you, anyway?

We know that he doesn't shower, so he stinks!  :lol:

He likes animals. People, not so much.

Can you blame him? Animals are much more trustworthy and loyal.
Hmmm, we know he has a warped sense of humor  :lol:

The more you know people - the more you like animals. I can say the same about myself.

Admit it, Lemmiwinks. You just want to make out with Pescado.

He hates kids. With a passion.

So who the heck is operating the Pescado account now??!!?

Where can I get started about you.....  :roll:

And then you two may join this group (http://groups.myspace.com/MOC3).

Liking animals and hating kids aren't exactly unique traits. I echo those likes and dislikes.

Now, as for unique traits... let's see... say Pescado, you don't happen to have six fingers on your right hand?  :wink:

Same with me.

He likes his animals hyper. And tungsten knives. And cheese. And he doesn't do sleeping. He disapproves of consoles, and apparently does a good demonic voice. For scaring kids, you know.

Oh!! And he's a great supporter of nose-flossing.

Wow. He seems so...nice...on his blog thing. I guess the sims community is where he comes to connect w/ his inner asshole. Makes sense. :lol:

I like animals but I don't hate kids.

And the only thing I know about Pescado is that he's full of shit when talking about pretty much anything except computer games.

I'm the opposite. I hate animals and like kids...
Well, as long as duct tape is applied liberally to the kids... :wink:

As for Pescado - he's highly amusing with his rants, etc. Aside from that I don't care.

He makes great hacks and mods and provides us with booty. Do we really need to know anything else?

He doesn't really provide you with booty.  He provides us a place to put the booty, which we provide.

Some people also think his name is Milton Norfleet, earning the name a gravestone by exnem!

Apparently you're thinking of someone else, because i only heard of you a few days ago. Although if you can recognise someone by the same name who obviously thinks the same as i do, i Would indeed like to meet this person. Got an email?

Ohhh, hence Lyric thinking she's so clever by calling him Milton....*nods*

Nah, long white beards are a definite turnoff for me. Unless it's Santa.

Making out is so overrated.
It's actually pretty disgusting.

Especially when long white beards are involved.

Unless it's Santa.

Are you saying you would like to make out with Santa?
I'm sure that'd get you on his nice list.
But thats a little too Jack-ish isn't it.
Maybe Santa would be so kind to give him that dirty jock strap he wants so badly.

I have no use for a dirty jock strap, but I would kill for a 25$ weave. :wink:

Pescado is no less than three people.  I read it in a book.

And I, I am up for anything. Get in Santa's good books, and sky's the limit.

Those people are just jealous the voices speak to me and not them.

Hmm, let's see, what all have I picked up about the old bastard while hanging around the chat...

Pescado is old and has a long prehensile beard, eyebrows that periodically fall off and grow back in again, grey skin with a tendency to peel, no neck, a short stocky build, and a hairless scalp covered with horrible disfiguring scars.  Also, he wears a live cat named Cat as a hat and has a dog named Dog and another dog named Terrorist or Yappy Dog who is small, extremely hyper and (coincidentally) yappy.  He eats raw meat and cheese and consumes copious quantities of undiluted caffeine, never sleeps, possibly suffers from some form of vampirism as he hates sunlight, and has abnormally internal organs, including a liver that oozes some unidentified gooey black substance.  According to his doctor, he should be dead several times over.

He is the last surviving member of a family who bred for survival traits and didn't name their kids until they'd proven their worth by living to age 6.  He disapproves of sex (in part because he claims to have found nobody who could survive having sex with him,) stockpiles weapons and computer components in his Montana bunker, owns piles of gold in which he delights in wallowing, advocates draconian population control measures, and programs his individual Sims to have amusing traits such as exploding re-assemble-able heads and uncontrollable incontinence.  He enjoys whaling off the coast of Asia and trying to rig Google results to push his personalized insults for various MATY members to the top of the search results.

He runs a MUSH called KludgeMUSH, is convinced the world as we know it will end due to catastrophic oil shortages within the next decade, claims to have killed a large number of people and accomplished impressive feats of destructive hacking, and despite continually carrying on about spies and traitors, claims not to be paranoid because they really are out to get him.

I think that's the highlights.  XD

Hooray!!! I was looking forward to that, I must say...



.......no. I just won't....say anything.

You also forgot that he pisses Drano!!!

Pescado is Legion? Or would that be Pescado ARE Legion? *ponders this*

Oh he got another dog, did he?  Sure he's not just trained one of the rats to yap?

Tis a yorkie, I believe, he was donated it cos it was too hyper...

Pomeranian, I think.

"Pescado ARE Legion?" I need another beer.

I want a pomeranian. *goes and sets up a sims 2 "donation" site*

(http://www.simplysimilicious.com/stuff/TooCute.jpg)

....the dog, that is, not Pescado.

That dog is adorable. With the tongue sticking out and the bows. D'aw.

I bet that dog in its Pescado style wears a bone on its head instead of the bow.
And some industrial steel collar with spikes and stuff, more in weight than the dog itself ;)

Aren't those the kind of dogs you hear about people sitting on by "accident"?  :lol:

Pescado is either deadly sexy or Michael Jackson.

The real question is: How much do we NEED to know about Pescado?

That can't happen. This dog won't shut up, you can't miss it. Maybe it barks constantly to not be sat on, sort of like the noise a truck makes when backing up.

i want a pomeranian too.... they're like 700 dollars, its crazy

They remind me of overly fluffy Papillions...without the ludicrous ears. My grandad's sister and her husband have like, 9 Papillions. They leap, and yap, and leap and yap, and run around, and yap, then they yap threateningly at the Border Collie who's about 4 times their size, who in turn looks suitably menaced....Papillions are more fun than Pomeranians seem to be...

i love them... wanna name one Pac-Man... like the dog in Blade

So are you, for wanting a Pomeranian. They do not EVER shut up. Ever.

They aren't real dogs anyway, just yapping lintballs. When my cat first met my dad's (he didn't want it, inherited it, long story), her reaction was definitely WTF is this thing? She knew real dogs, and this was not a real dog. The pomeranion is an OK creature, but really, so not a real dog, and I certainly never want anything like it. It's sad what breeding can do.

Yorkies rule! I called mine the Yorkshire Terrorist until he turned 10 and calmed down a bit. He has aged out of biting the bicycle tires of friends who stop to talk to me while we're walking, but the UPS truck still sends him bouncing off the walls.

My sister had a pomeranian puppy.
Her son accidently stepped on it and killed it.
It's name was "poochie"

People need to learn to watch where they're going. What if it had been a landmine? Teach your kids to watch where they're going by rigging everything with explosives.

Lescado... Kinda like Vulzard. I like that.

Green Stren four pound test monofilament makes excellent tripwire. Almost invisible.

I honestly don't know that guy and have no idea why the Gray Fatness thinks it's me.

The similarities of appearance and attitude are suspicious. Coincidences are only for those who are not paranoid.

Edit: I ran across Les' denial months ago. Brynne's comment amused me.

To sum things up:

He has a long beard with a life on its own.
He's bald, short and stocky.
He's grumpy and mean.
He likes to hoard shineys.
He lives under a mountain and delights in opening new passageways and tunnels and designing traps and pitfalls.
He's a fierce fighter, preferring axes over all other weapons.
He hates trees and "pansy tree-huggers".

Ergo, he's a dwarf. Regular or duergar, I'm not sure yet, though his aversion for sunlight points rather to the latter.

 :lol:  Perhaps that's why he killed it. It wasn't the stomp, it was the explosion.