PMBD

Sasilia knows it already  :roll:


http://www.puresims.com/

Way to make their subscribers curious enough to go look for us!

Go paysites - refer them all here  :lol:

Oh and the name of the picture - Pestcado.  :lol:  :lol:

I don't know if it's just me, but Pescado looks perfectly content behind those bars LOL

Ah, well his beard looks lovely there! What a charming photo ;) If we had a PMBD photo album, that would so be there

I just think it's weird that the bottoms of the vertical bars don't really connect to the horizontal bars, and therefore could be bent easily.

And the legend of Pescado continues to grow. What's next, a ballad from TSR?

Hmmm, in the screen shot "Pescado" is actually quite adorable and you can't help but feel sympathy for him. Free advertisement, gotta love it!

beautifully - this is Pescado!!!!!!????????? 8) :roll:   :lol:

I imagine a ballad from TSR would sound something like, "Somebody told me That you were so stupid, But I didn't believe them, And now I believe them. You're not cool"

And of course they'd charge you to listen to it.

cute! pestcado is going into my custom paintings folder immediately.

Well, yes, I haven't ever seen him look that sexy before  :shock:

No the ballad from TSR would be free and sound like this:

Oh one day was a lowly freesite,
Where only bandwidth got paid,
We posted so much shite,
Texture challenge in various plaid.

Then along came the evil Pescado
Our hearts began to drop
The pirates said "We do!"
Much conversation about paysites' plop.

And the ballad continues....all set to the tune of "Jolly Roger".

The important thing is to drop as many hints to paying subscribers that we exist - and publicly acknowledge us.  You can use this ballad TSR spies - you can even sell it - I don't mind.  :D

or even...

The Lament of the S.S. TSR

Come listen ye sheeple to a tale so true
'bout a guy named Pescado and his pirate crew
they're blacker than pitch, darker than coal
cause destroying our site is their ultimate goal

They fire on our vessel with plenty-o-cannon shots
They frighten our sheep and our Tuetonic twats
The hole they made would of sank us, ALAS,
if Thomas hadn't plugged it with atwat's fat ass.


Edited: Because sheeple are NOT pirates.

Oh I love this... it's now stuck in my head on repeat, thanks.  LOL

We have some budding songwriters here! :)

Pestcado- No longer a fish. Now a pest...oh, wait he always was.

Hilarious. I had to save that, along with my ever growing collection of cat macros. She should have put some kind of caption under it, without that it was a funny picture of an old, one eye missing man in jail.

They scoff at our T-O-Us, "Nonsense!" they say.
When we protest, they point to the E-U-L-A.
Pity all our poor chilluns! Hear their sad cries
if we cannot profit from "donations" and lies.


This is fun ...

You know what this means: Sasilla has Pescado in her game.

Heh heh.


You DO realize all this attention is good for us, right? People want to know what the fuss is about, they see us, they see that they don't have to pay for content, they see that paysites are in breach of contract....and we gain members.

Muahahahahaha!

It is a call Sasis to release Pescado??????? :roll:

Liberty for Pescado????

If you mouse over the picture, you'll see it has a text saying "Trans".

Does this mean Pescado is an old, eye-patch-wearing transvestite pest who is contently locked in jail?  Perhaps we throw "prostitute" into the mix and we get the reason why this old transvestite is in jail!

He looks pretty happy too.  I bet she loves playing him.  

Paysite owners are going to win our battle for us.

It's about damn time.  :roll:  :lol:

That solves all the paysite problems. I'm surprised they didn't think of this earlier. It's so obvious! Just put the  sim Pescado in a picture jail and the real one will eventually disappear.

I think it's quite amusing, it should be made into a painting.

I wonder if Pescado can have rocket launchers in picture jail? Besides being a painting, it would be a great macro.

What will happen to his starving chilluns (or cat) if he disappears because of picture jail? :shock:
We should put TSR in Picture Prison, and they'll disappear too!

The Picture of Dorian "Fat Obstreperous Jerk" Gray?

Since I'm guessing that's Pescado: No. The picture of a jail.

  :roll: Hmm. I just confused myself.

 :lol:

RedLove, I like your reasoning!

One Pestcado painting for y'all. It's a recolour of that car that Quaxi puts all over th place - no clue which expansion pack it comes with http://www.megaupload.com/?d=6I88R634

I hope like fuck it's right - my first object recolour.  :)

That is absolutely stunning and hilarious and so, so "cunning" *cough* of her...I'm in fits.

Actually, the picture is Sasilia in jail. Notice how the keyhole on the cell door is not visible in the picture. Obviously, it must be on the other side of the door...which means that the picture is from the INSIDE of the cell. That must make me the jailer.

Actually, it means that the cell door simply does not have a keyhole.  You are meant to be trapped in the jail cell forever, forced to be Sasilia's personal slave.

Afterall, if you are in her game, then clearly she "plays" with you...

Don't worry Pes, i am as of this moment baking you a cake with a file in it & we will all have you outta picture jail in no time. We must not subject you to being Sasilla's jail bird love slave any longer LOL

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/Witchboy/Signatures/PMBD_Pes_Jail.jpg)

But if it does not have a keyhole, then there is no way to lock the door, or open it in the first place. :P

I do have to admit this new paysite strategy of amusing us into submission does have an upside. And thanks Calalily, I can't wait to have my own Prisoner Pestcado painting in the game.

But the door is not really a door, so there's no need to lock it.  It is merely a "window".  

Did I forget to mention the cameras and the secret door in the ceiling?  She generally prefers to watch, but when the mood is right, she will come to you.

Lol. How adorable he is on that pic. That girl must love him deeply, she's even making free ad for this site :D

So I click on the link to download the pic and I get
Beautiful Russian Brides
seeking men for marriage and dating. Find your true love now.
affiliates.lavaplace.com

was like WTF!  :lol:

Pescado is a "beautiful Russian bride"?  :shock:

I got it just fine.  Thanks Calalily, Pescado's bunker needs a little decorating.

*Dies laughing*  :lol:

Don't you mean Sasilla's beautiful Russian bride jail bird love slave?

LOL

He'd make such a beautiful bride too! I hope she treats him right.  :lol:

Not only that but he is reading her the book of rights,
Lock her up Pescado and dont forget to lose the key.

http://www.puresims.com/


are the Pescado and Sasi??????? (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/c041.gif)


The Piraten lives (http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/more/bigs/e118.gif)

That rocks - I love the new pirate song - thanks!

And here's me thinking paysite owners didn't do anything for us!

 :D

Well, I take 4 informations out of this film

1. Sasilia spends a lot of time thinking about pirates.
2. She thinks we need some more free advertising
3. Pirates are verrrrry sexy, even for her.
4. Pirates always win. (Or did Jack Sparrow die in the first 3 parts?)

Danke für den link, Roxi  :D

Here I click on the link, expecting to see a painting of a pirate behind bars, and instead get the song "What Shall we do With a Drunken Sailor" as performed by the Irish Rovers set to clips from the Pirates of the Carribean movies. Great song, loved it since I was a kid in the seventies, but... but... but where is my fucking picture! I wanted to see the big bad old man behind bars and flipping her off... But, it's a great advertisement for us, and using such footage and terrific music, it almost sets my PMS at rest. Almost, I said. Almost. Doesn't do to let any of you get too complacent around me!

Like my wife sez, PMS stands for Putting up with Men's Shit.....lol...

And that's why we men die before you ladies do......you either drive us to the grave, or we just want to get the hell away from you.........

Pass My Shotgun. Says it all. Along with many other things it could stand for, but that one is my favourite!

I had Pardon My Shittiness.  Here is a funny story.  When I was much younger, I worked for a LTC at the Army ROTC at a local college campus.  He was gone to a Professor of Military Science Conf one week, so when I answered the phone and someone asked to speak to him, I told them "I'm sorry, the colonel is at a PMS Conference."  without even thinking.  Those of you with somewhat of a mil background will understand the anachronyn thing and military.  Yes, and the caller, female professor at the univ,  between boughts of laughter told me about my faux pas and asked if she could sign up for the next one.

Well, I *AM* part Russian, but "beautiful" suspends way too much disbelief on too little wire.


We do love our acronyms. I mean, heck, on a place I run, we regulars have so many acronyms that it is possible to hold an entire conversation without spelling out a single thing.

Speaking of russian brides, and a couple of my online pals have noticed this......why do alot of russian marriage sites feature women from wherever in the former USSR wearing god-awful, or fake looking as all hell, wigs?Maybe that damn Chernobyl plant fuck-up made their hair all fall out? One friend who has a russian wife said that alot of ladies o'er do that, because of fine hair, or limited personal care products..........that be a real shock........."Natasha, your blonde hair looks sexy like that"...."Oh,it not my hair.........YIKES

maybe they are paysite wigs?



nyuk nyuk nyuk   :lol: