Insim under new management!

[Walt]

It's going to look bright, indeed. I'm thinking of replacing those annoying pop-up ads with ones that blink, and talk, and move - they'll get more attention, more clicks, and more revenue. And, since the site really isn't making money - get this, I've got a BRILLIANT idea for making special gifts for people who donate a certain amount. Plus, as an added feature, I'm really considering removing the "community" aspect. You creator people don't need to be bullshitting, but making things instead.

Oh yes, the future is so bright - I've got to wear my 500$ shades.

[Missbonbon]

Walt here. I found you, you demons! I found you by sacrificing children from the BBS to God Money. I really should have used the blood of freesite owners but as I know exactly ballsacks about this community I don't know where to get any. Moving on...


I have come to believe that you are trying to steal Insimenator, which I own - and all the content and members, which I also own - from me, who it rightfully belongs to because I paid for it. Theft is illegal, but with the piratesque frippery tossed around here I suppose you enjoy stealing things.

Well, I'm buying Mod The Sims 2. That is RIGHT. I can fuck you in more holes now! My enormous penis can now violate you doubly. Well, until I purchase this site, and as many of these magical "Forums" as I can. You people, with your rights and needs and moral convictions. Hah! It's all about money. My MOTHER CAN TELL YOU THAT. Get over it.


What are you doing, reading this? MONEY. GO MAKE THINGS FOR ME, SO I CAN CASH IN.

You sir, are a fuck twat. Congratulations.

1. We are not "stealing" Insimenator. You are "destroying" insimenator. Period. Look at how many creators that we did not "convince" to leave. They left because of your dumb ass. Congratulations on trying to not make yourself look like the bad guy.   Plus if you actually really the front page of the booty you might get a clue as to why what we do in not stealing, and why it hasn't been shut down. Educate yourself before you spew your word diarrhea at us please.

2. I do not want you to fuck any holes. My mother taught me better than to screw trash. And why would Delphy sell you Mod The Sims 2? Gives us a logical answer and I might feel a little bit of belief in my heart, then just realize that your IQ is so low that if was gas used to power piss ant's motorcycle around the inside of cheerio, the ant would fail before he starts.

3. Enormous penis? Right. Guys who need to brag obviously are very lacking.

4. Purchase PMBD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh. I know for a fact Pes would not sell this or MATY in a hundred years. Kepp bluffing smalls.

5. Are you Thomass? Seriously dude. Money can't buy happiness. And with  your attitude, InSimenator will go down the hole. Wait it already has.

I can't wait until you phail so hard, so you get fucked by your own "enormous" penis.

[AW]

The way things are going, there won't be much left of Insim to steal.  Holy shit...blinkies!  We love blinkies!  OMG...and special gifts.  Walt, you have saved us.  

ETA:  Missbonbon, I believe it's a joke.    However, the last line had me cracking up.

 

[kenmtl]

Yes Sir, I'll go get started right now!!

Ok wait I don't actually make anything.

I'll just send all my mone......ok wait no, I don't have any of that either I gave it all to Peggy.

How bout if I just show you my boobs?

Dang!!!  I don't have have boobs.

Ok wait wait wait. Can I borrow someones boobs just for like two minutes? I promise I won't get them dirty or anything.

I CAN HAZ BLINKIES NAO!!!!

[Missbonbon]

The way things are going, there won't be much left of Insim to steal.  Holy shit...blinkies!  We love blinkies!  OMG...and special gifts.  Walt, you have saved us.  

ETA:  Missbonbon, I believe it's a joke. 

 

Ack! And I was hoping I would get to tell him off.   Eh I shall use this Walt sock puppet for my amusement then.

[HugeLunatic]

I thought it was serious...until he said he's buying MTS2.  Then I laughed so hard I damn near woke my kids.  

Walt can go fuck himself anyway.

[AW]

kenmtl.....priceless.  Almost made me want to lend you my boobs.  

[Missbonbon]

I thought it was serious...until he said he's buying MTS2.  Then I laughed so hard I damn near woke my kids.  

Walt can go fuck himself anyway.

Same here. But obviously I did not find it funny. My anger over his stupidity got the best of me.

[giggy]

I don't think he's Walt for some reason.
I don't know why but it's not him. He doesn't know about the BBS.

You people need to tell the difference.

Edit: It's not him, it's a sockpuppet pretending to be him. You guys phail at recognizing the joke!

[AW]

He would be an absolute idiot to come here and pull that kind of shit.  When quite a few of the admins, creators and mods are members here.   However, it would be a lot of fun to kick him around a bit.  



 

[MissMuffet]

I actually woke my cat from laughing so hard, but I could tell it was a joke strait off. The probable truth is that Walt made his ridiculous announcement thinking the community would be all happy about the upcoming changes and then he went off for the holiday. I bet he has no idea that the site has exploded and everyone has jumped ship.

[HugeLunatic]

I thought the whole I own the content and members thing seemed even too delusional for him.  But I've been wrong before!  lol

Did anyone look at his profile?  And his e-mail? rofl

raped@insimenator.net

[AW]

ETA:  Misread your post HL.  Sorry for the blond moment. 

[Paden]

If anyone cares, I have the post that the bogus Walt put up at InSIM. It's in two parts because it was kind of large and I'll put it up on Photobucket or something tomorrow, if I don't just rar it up and post it to Media Fire.

[thedom]

I would go check his profile but I can't get on the fucking site since it's been down for like 2 hours.