Oh, Shrieky McBellowton... I'm not one to quote myself often, but my thoughts haven't changed much since I saw more of your creations.
...Also, did someone not distribute the memo that says "fucking shit up does not make it acceptable for Halloween?"
I'm not sure if I want to give her a patronizing chuckle and tell her to go play with the other kids, or a punch to the throat with the same instructions.