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will you be updating glamsim

Edited because the original poster came back and actually made a statement with a point

Nice mood over, eh Lily?

LOOK! 12!

(who asked why we hate 12? See above)

Dear onika,
Please forgive me if this sounds snotty. It is late at night where I am and I am tires.

We have a "sticky" which can be found here: http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/viewtopic.php?t=23
that asks that you not make requests.
We also have one in this forum that says "NO REQUESTS."


Welcome to PMBD. :D


Maybe Glamsims will be updated when you can actually read the stickies at the top and not act 12.

NO.

you wish, bitch

:lol:

I love these little flame fests.

Although, I do fear for Hecubus' blood pressure  :cry:

Eh, but if you'd seen the original post, lily's mood would make a lot more sense to you :lol: Just consider we're talking about someone who edited their shit in 'will you be updating glamsim' in order to make it better *facepalms*

Notice that the original poster has not made any other stupid posts?  That is such a good thing.  :lol:

first of all to all of you am not a bitch secound i didn't read the thing and am sorry i was just asking because i saw they added 32 files to there thing and if this is what the sims 2 fans are liek about get the stuff for free for other simmer am all for it. but you people are mean for no reason to someone you don't even know. :?

1. When entering any site as a new member, read all stickies. They are posted to help you know the rules and not make mistakes.

2. Proper punctuation will get you more respect and attention paid to your words.

3. Proper grammer will also get you more respect and attention paid to your words. Instead of using a badly phrased run on sentance, putting it into words used more as an adult would put them will get you much farther along in this forum.

4. An adult attitude will bring you into much better relations with the people who hang out here. If you speak/type, like a person who is not above twelve years of maturity/age, you will be given the same treatment an older sibling would give a younger one who comes into the room to pester them with inane comments and questions.

5. Apologizing (did I spell that right, Hecubus?) for said mistakes will also soften the attitudes of those offended by said ignorance of the rules. The defensive statement, "I didn't read the sticky" will get you nothing but jeered at and flamed. Read the flipping rules, please!

Take some time out to read the sections that ought to be read before putting your foot into your keyboard. It will save you some hurt feelings and the other members here much frustration and aggravation. If you don't know what ought to be read, see the ARR? section first...

Please do not compound your error by adding another stupid post after your first stupid post, because you're really just asking for it from the people around here now.

Edit: My warning was too late.  :lol:

You may wish to study this informative film on internet forum posting (http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/posting.html)

 :D

I'm not Hecubus, but you spelled it right, Paden.  Yaardarm Monkey, that was the greatest educational film ever not made by the US government.

yea i know i sounded haywire in my original post, thats because oink oink, the original poster was seriously babbling about glamsim and was not makin any sense. then she thinks she will edit her post and make me look like an ass, lol. tis ok, i edited mine too    :lol:

Goddamn Yaardarm - you always find teh funniest videos on da interwebs.  Even my caveman husband found that one funny.  :lol:

It can also be "apologising", in BE.


So...what did she originally put? I'm intrigued.

Yardarm, I'm gonna add that video to my 12ness post....and maybe other places too!

Tchan, I couldn't explain it to save my life. Just imagine kinda liek teh secondz post sh/he/it wrote, but worse and making less sense :wink:

haha that vid was funny.

I cann't make you look just like what you are but if forgot some people cann't read and understand anything so theycall it their language babbling.

Look, kid, do you know how to spell or fucking punctuate? Jesus H. Christ, grow the fuck up, get a dictionary and learn how to use the language properly. Now, go away! If English/American is not your first language, get a goddamn phrase book and use the fucker to make posts that are half-assed understandable... And at least act thirteen instead of twelve!

what ever and fuck you too and am not a kid. And what do you have to do with this. asshole.

You can't say I didn't warn her earlier. I have to agree though (maybe not quite so passionately :lol:), that onika's latest post made little to no sense.

I'm not an asshole, I'm a bitch so get it right! And if you could fuck me, I'd probably die laughing. I can make nothing sensible out of what that last phrase is due to lack of proper punctuation. You type, spell and punctuate like a twelve-year-old in remedial English. That is why I have a problem. When I can't make sense of a post made for everyone to read, I tend to let the frustrated teacher out. Get over it, I will. And to toss some twelve attitude at you, neener neener neener!!

what's the problem with all of you. ok my post didn't make sense and i said am sorry what the fuck more do you want it over and done and yet your all acting like if your fucking life ended

Nope, life isn't ended. Thanks for the apology and I'll let you alone now, at least until you do something stupid. That's the way of it here. You fuck up, you get called on it. Expect it. We all do. Learn or be flamed. I went through it, I made some huge mistakes. And I learned. You will as well or you may just leave, up to you. We aren't always jerks, just when someone doesn't read stickies and stuff. But, we do kind of like proper spelling, capitalization and puncuation, it's much easier to make sense out of. Thank God you're not doing the leet shit, so congrats on you!

Thanks to whoever put the edit button here, because I just had to use the damn thing to put in an apostrophe!

well thank you. beside am new too the forum the least the person could of done as a good simmer when they saw me put the post there is pm and tell me what i did wrong not beat me down for it. And am glad someone here has a heart.

Sorry, this place is all about beatings, that's just the way it is. Why does nobody lurk before posting anymore (I know this comment has been made in several threads)? I didn't start posting until I'd been reading here for a good long while, and I always admit to mistakes politely if I'm called out for something.

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I was going too admit i was wrong but i got upset when that person called me a bitch i would never say that about some if i don't know the person. thats not me at all.

If you're talking about PutanginaMo's comment I actually think it was meant to be taken in a slightly more lighthanded manner than it may have first appeared (PutanginaMo can correct me if I'm wrong, though :lol: ).

In the future, if a comment someone makes makes you mad, it's probably better (especially in a place like this) to step away from the thread for a while and take a bit of a break. Plus, apologize first if you've made any mistakes and things will run much more smoothly for you. At PMBD you will be made to suffer for anything you write while under the influence of rage, trust me. However, you will also discover that earning forgiveness is fairly easy especially because most of the pirates here are lost in a rum induced haze most of the time.

Show me the way to go home, cause I'm tired and I wanna go to bed!
*waves bottle of rum over head and finishes it off*
I'm cold sober yet! Hic! *falls on floor laughing ass off*

In which universe do people think it's a great idea to just waltz in on a new forum and start spamming it right away, then get pissed and defensive when the replies aren't to their liking (even though the majority on the forum seems to agree)?

I always lurk for months before even registering, to get an idea of what kind of place it is. I THINK that reading just one damn thread here would tip anyone off about what kind of community we have.

My suggestion: Grow a thicker skin, go out into the world for a while to smell the flowers, and repeat to yourself a thousand times "This is just the intarwebs, I don't need the approval and applause by random people to feel good about myself".

Welcome to PMBD.

Edited to clarify.

These two sentences make me laugh. Yes, they are two sentences:

"I said I am sorry, what the the fuck more do you want?"

"Do you want it over (and done..."with"??)?"


She merged them together. I do find that funny.

Man oh man, why am I never here for this shit?
Almost makes me wish I didn't go on vacation with my family last week, then I could have been here to get in on the fun.  
Actually, my family made me wish I hadn't gone on vacation with them, but that's another story.   :evil:
Like mentioned above a few times, why the hell can't people lurk first before posting?  I lurked for a while before joining, and I didn't post a lot for awhile.  And someone called you a bitch?  SO FUCKING WHAT?!  You are being a bitch, bitch.

I just wish the bitch was still here to read that.
Guess I am just not a good simmer, whatever that is...  :twisted:

FUCK ALL OF YOU.

Heh, I am bored, and I AM an asshole!
I brought it back up because I knew if you were still around, you would react like a bitch.  And yes, it pisses me off that I am never around when morons like you make their original posts, so that is why I am beating this dead horse.
I know I suck at life and am a boring person. But I don't really care.  Anything to get a rise out of you...
Oh man, I am so 12...  :roll:

And I guess that's how much you still care, since you bothered to reply.  And I guess that's how much it's not really over and done with, since you replied in such a nasty way to a passing comment about something that is "over".

Silly, silly.

Looks like she's finally getting the hang of it. ROFL

Duckie Dear I think that means she likes us?  8)

*edited to fix stupid quoting mistake that made it look like leilatigress said what Oinka said, and also made it look like I, and not leilatigress was the one who had so eloquently dealt with Oinka.  Sorry leila.
*edited again to fix stupid spelling mistake

To leilatigress:Can I please send my kids to YOU as their teacher when I have them?  Pretty please?

Evilredduckie wrote:

Ha!  And now if she had just done this in the first place, instead of asking if I call my mom a bitch or whatever, it would have taken all the fun out of this for me, and it would have been truly over with for me.  I'm like Cartman from South Park in this aspect, if someone doesn't act insulted, it confuses and bores me and I just move on.
But, instead, of course, she wrote a stupid, incoherent post, then went back a day later to edit it to say: FUCK ALL OF US!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   :lol:  :mrgreen:
I love when people go back and delete their stupid posts one day later because they aren't getting sympathy from anyone.
Oinka:  (hehheh) If you want people to be nice to you, try the boolprop (woolprop) forums.  I am a member there even, so I would ignore you there.  But don't come here and expect sheeple behavior.  This place is supposed to be a haven for some of us, with not a lot of sheeple behavior and 12ness (actually there has been more and more lately because for some reason people like you think this is a fun happy place where we will hold your hand and coddle you, just because we have a hobby in common) so we get pissed off when people come in here doing stupid shit and then don't admit it and apologize for it right away.
To err is human, to admit it is divine.  (I'm pretty sure I got that wrong, but it still applies.)

Feel free to post back as much as you want.  I'll be gone for the weekend, but I'll be thrilled to read all your witty comebacks when I get home.
Because yes, I am that lame and have no life.  Have a nice day!

Man, it's like what I wrote didn't register with her at all (sigh).

Is it my fault? Did I use too many big words? Has she been hanging out with that new boy who's bringing dance back to our town? Oh, I'm so disheartened now...

Mando you're odd. I didn't read your post and I'm not sure anybody in this forum is so socially motivated to talk to the new boy who can DANCE. Anyhow I'm betting it's you used to many big words.

Ha, ha! My post is only 3 or 4 up, and it was actually intended for Onika and any other spaz happy kids hanging around here.

And if you're talking to that new dancing boy, I am absolutely going to tell your father, the reverend, about this!!! (Come on, am I the only one who knows this reference...gah, I'm so old...)

I'm betting it's because I used too many big words too (sigh).

Yes, it was too many big words I'm sure.
You see, when you say things like, "Lurk before posting" or "Shouldn't you know better" or even "No requests please!" it seems to go right over a noob's (not a newbie, I don't mind those) head.  Then they get offended.
Also, she might be hanging out with the dancing boy, too.  Maybe together they try to learn to be socially acceptable people through dance therapy in their mental institution, but really they just alienate themselves further.
 :oops:  :shock:
I wish someone a bit more eloquent than me was around to translate that post.  Normally I am fully awake and making sense by this time of day, but for some reason, I am really stupid right now.

Poor Amanda (that's your name, right? :?). *pets* FWIW, I read it, and thought it was pretty good. Good point. Straightforward.


Who's this dancing boy? He seems to have gone right over my head.

When you mentioned the boy bringin back dance to our town, I thought of Kevin Bacon in Footloose. I dunno what the hell you're really talking about though.

WooHoo! Feverish gets extra rum for guessing the movie I was referencing! The Cap'n also gets some rum for having read my earlier post and for not thinking it was pointless and for knowing my name.

However, I must agree with lhop that it was probably too big wordy, so here it is in stupider language:

1: Don't post stupid things  
2: If someone says it is stupid, then yes, it probably is stupid  
3:Don't get mad, because people will think you are stupid

I'm probably still using too many big words...

Here, I'll translate for you:

STFU!

Ah, brevity is the soul of wit. Well done, evilredduckie.

Mando went back and read your post! :D Definitely too many big words. I mean you used Induced! How is s/h/it gonna understand that?!

Am not going to get upset about this anymore. I said i was sorry and yes am not from america am a guyanese. . No am not 12 am 23 years old.

Being a wife gives you no special internet privileges whatsoever - I'm someone's wife, and everyone has the right, nay compulsion, to call me a bitch if I act like one. Cue a page of posts calling me a bitch  :lol:

So from one wife to another, shut the fuck up, stop trolling for racist comments, or whatever the hell it is you're doing, bitch.

Calalily...you bitch!   :lol:

I just couldn't resist.  :shock:

ETA:  You are also a MotherFucker!  :lol:

Amanda: No problem!! Still maintain it was good. ;) :D *shares rum*

Lily: You biiiiiiitch!!!111!einz :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Keirra: You're also a bitch for getting their first. ;)

And I'm a bitch because Pescado thinks so. 8)

Lol T-Chan...I think we're all Motherfucking Bitches!  :lol:

You fucking motherfuckers - you are all a bunch of bitches - yes - even you reading this - you're a bitch.

I can't believe you called me a bitch - I'm a wife - and it's my wedding anniversary.

Hella motherfuckin' bitches up in this thread.  Jeez.

I love that Oinka edits her posts to remove the things people quoted.  It's like she's trying to save space or something.

Aww, I wanna be a retarded cocksocket  :( . I don't remember who called me so nor why, but I like it!

You didn't miss much, although her last post was seriously weird. I couldn't make a comment because all that could come to mind was "Huh...what?"

...you bitches

You retarded cocksocket Marhis! You're a bitch and more.

You mando - you greasy horsefucker.

Her last post had a picture of her, and something about I'm half black, half Indian, and anyone who has a problem with that can take it up with god - and of course the bit I quoted.

Yuppyyyy!!! I feel so warm and fuzzy inside now!!



Great; I've always thought that those who make use of their race as an argument for whining or asking for help/respect are the worst racists in the world. Congrats.

Ooooh! If I was married you would never get away with calling me that!!!



I really think that the inclusion of the picture was the weirdest part, which is really something considering the rest of the post.

Ensign, when I read that I had to go and check her name in case it had been Oinka all along and I never noticed. Thanks for the laugh.
BTW I'm a wife too so you can't call me a bitch you warthog-faced buffoon.

Hah, Ihop called her Oinka first.  I had to check it too.  :lol:

Damn, being single just opens me up to all kinds of rudeness.  You silly assholes.  I'm going to cry now.

That's my concern too. At least, you may throw in your half-blood heritage or something, to compensate the lack of marriage. I'm pale beyond any hope :(.
I wonder if I darken my face with some shoe polish and post the resulting pic may count.

Ah, but she also said she wasn't american, but from guyana - you have your out!

You're from Italy - they can't insult you - you retarded cocksocket.

Well! I'm black and american. You guys better start dialing gods number, leaving him some voicemails, or something.

Dialling god now.  No one call Red Love names - not even a slop filled cumbucket bitch!

:shock: That was so my nickname last year! How did you know?

I mean...

 :roll:

Err....Yea I got nothin'.

I NEVER said that. *swings watch in front of your eyes*

I'm black and American too aaand...no one really cares.
At least my boob doesn't itch anymore.

1. I'm calling God on his mobile phone right now about that.
2. Your boob does itch bitch
3. Whaddya you mean we don't care - motherfucker?

When you speak to God, ask her can I have a bigger butt and bigger breastesses. I think she has my number blocked.

I thought I told you that you were our Nubian princess, there for God is not going to grant you a bigger booty, nor bigger  breastesses. Your number is not blocked, she/he is simply ignoring your dumb ass request.


SHEESH, who ever heard of a Nubian Princess with a big ol' booty.  :wink:

 :cry: So that's why I got all this! Cause Feverish never got her share. *sigh*

I didn't get my share either. :( My sister got all of it.

o hai Redlove, haven't seen you in a while.

:sigh: Since I'm obviously not getting tits and ass :roll:, I guess I can settle for a tiara and some kind of death contraption for noobs.

Shit, I'll join your cult if you get a working death contraption that targets idiot noobs and burninates all their stupid greeting and regurgitated "bright idea" threads at the same time.

I've been hiding. Had to take a break I was starting to say "Arr!" Before sentences and "Where ye be" when trying to find my puppy. *flicks the duckie* I gots a contraption. It's called: "STFU STOOPIT NOOB ORS I'LL BEAT YA BRAINS OUT THROUGH THE COMPUTER. YUR! I'M AWESOME!"  :shock: Scares 'em off pretty quick.

LOL.

Oh my, I read "contraption" as "contraception" .. Maybe the cult should hand out contraception to n00bs so they don't procreate? (And lol @ Firefox not putting n00b as a spelling error.)

Nah. More like viruses. Procreating is ok because just because a n00b has a kid doesn't mean that kid will be just as n00bish. Now if we give them viruses then they can't spread there n00bish teachings to the sheep.

Yep. I thought this through.

Oh, but that would be the Motherfuckers', Duckie. It's getting bigger and bigger! I'd say join now but like most of us you too are probably already in, you motherfucker! :lol:

I most certainly am not a motherfucker. My husband is, thank you very much.

Oh my goodness. My virgin eyes!!!  :shock:

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and I'm back!  Woot!
OMG, I'm not a wife, I'm a fiance, so if you wanna call me a bitch, it's fine as long as you're sure to call me THE bitch.  Anything else is unacceptable!

Evilredduckie, you rule.  I heart you!
Also, thanks for simplifying things for me.  I think a simple STFU will suffice most of the time.  I just have a knack for using too many words.  Damn, I'm doing it again.   :shock:  :oops:

I've got all of you owned. ;) Not only am I a bitch, it has been PRUVV'D!!!!!!!11111einzzweidrei I LOVE my CT.  8)

That is quite possible one of the best films ever produced.  I take that advice to heart.  That exact same video is the first post on another forum that I post at.  (it's a tattoo forum, and has nothing to do with the sims2.) Although it scared the bejeezus out of me the first time it told me that posting in an existing thread is always better than starting a new one.  although, I guess that works, since I generally post pertinent information in an existing thread, and refuse to act 12.   it's where I learned how to post in a forum.  See how well I do?  I've not posted anything really ridiculous here (yet.) Thanks for putting it here.  Maybe this video should be the sticky.  Or some such nonsense.   :) Although, I'm beginning to think I'm the only n00b that actually reads stickies.  
Now that I've broken one of my own rules, and posted this comment before finishing reading the things that have already been said, I'm going to finish reading now, and hope that this post doesn't end up being too terribly stupid.   :oops:

Not necessarily, We technically have you beat. We don't need Custom Titles to let people know we are bitches. They see us mention PMBD and they're like "OH NOES THEE BIZNITCHES IS HERESSS"   :lol:


I'm the nice one though.

Yesh, well, er.

I know!! I'm not a bitch, it just makes you THINK...




In all honesty, I'm not at all a bitch (not really). I have no idea why gramps put that there. Because I call him grandpa? Because Tchan means dog? I dunno, but I like it. It's funny! ^^

The hell you are. They see you coming and cower in the corner. I'm the nice one. :D

Nuh-uh! I'm like Fluffy over there< I look nice and friendly but I'm really nice and extra friendly :D

Fluffy looks like he would chew his way out of a metal box and beg for more.

Fluffy is soooo cute =| You wouldn't even know she can eat your leg off in one bite.

ROFL! With or without ketchup?

Without. Fluffy hates tommy's toes =| (don't ask please)

You... you you you, you motherfuckers, you! I laughed so damn hard while catching up with this thread that I 1. snorted Mt. Dew out of my nose, which is of course, Dew abuse, and 2. damn near wet myself laughing at this thread, which would be laundry abuse, and 3. woke the cat up from a sound sleep, which is cat abuse! You motherfucking, goatsucking, lowborn cocksockets! Ok, I feel better now. That was rather refreshing... But, I do kinda feel sorry for Onika, her grasp of the language isn't the best, ya know? Then again, I feel sorry for anyone with this band of cutthroats! And RedLove, good to see you back, I've missed your wit and your avi! I wanna get a tiny puppy like that, they grow up to be adorable dogs who will bite a guy's balls if he tries to attack you, it happened to first ex-husband number one. Houdini was awesome...

1. Burns like fire doesn't it?
2. It's ok if you wet yourself just don't tell anyone and it'll all be fine!
3. Cats.  :x So we meet again. My cats hate me. Apparently they don't like cheese.

My chihuahua doesn't bite balls unless they squeak. My pomeranian is too lazy to even move. :) My little dogs have some mental issues. They're seeing one of those doggy shrinks (I'm dead ass serious). She's weird though. She talks to my dogs like one day they are going to say "Quite right doctor. I think I'm all better now. Nice couple of weeks we've had together."  :shock: