Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Ensign EO]

Tim: Well, emotional strife aside about "the perfect woman", yes, it was facetious.  :wink:

I see nipples on the new Cardew outfit.  That's nice.  Bras are overrated in the fashion world, I guess.

Her father must have been a beaver.  And what is it with people painting on ribbons and fabric like that?  Almost as bad as painted-on collars.

[tgriffy]

Boobs and nipples?  I don't see 'em.  All I see is something that requires a bucket to deal with.



Tim

[Cutthroat Dollie]

Ok.... WHAT THE FUCK?!? EW.


Ew.
EWEWEW. And wtf. Lumpy Tit Bags.

[Markus]

That silver thing is so horrible even eye bleach can't help me now.

[Grainne]

That suspiciously small nose...over-plumped lips...ridiculously large udders perched over insanely lipo-ed waistline...Yup!  Looks like the large majority of the Stepford Beige Ladies living in my town!  Coming soon to a mall near me:  The Carla Niven Boutique!  

**Shudders and takes long draw off rum bottle**

[Elfen Lied]

So, I ventured on to s/h/it's site since I hadn't been there in a while.

I regret it.

picture
What the hell??


Her boobs look like they are about to rip through that "fabric."
And the model herself looks like . . . well, I don't really know what she did to herself, but it's scary. :shock:

I'm off to get some rum, I need it after what I've witnessed today . . .

Sweet Mother of Mary! Is it me or is the "blouse" trying to cut her arms off at the elbows? The top is so busy, I got motion sickness. Are those pants supposed to be jeans? Will this ever end?

[slickchick]

How long has this site been around? I seriously can't believe that ANYONE is paying for this.

[BilgeRat]

Chuck is back, Hi Chuck! You are looking especially enhanced this update.

On a side note, is it just me or are there vague arrow shapes where the nipples would be?
Also, since those appear to be wrap tops, I am wondering how they stay so modest. I would think the weight of those bra-less melons would pull the neckline open.

Ahh...the magic of Nivenwear.

[Markus]

So that was Chuck.
It looked like Chuck, but the new hairdo threw me off. Maybe Cardrew thought we wouldn't recognize her that way.
As a side note, I think this post has driven me to having fucked up nightmares.

[Tetsuo]

I love to read this thread, occasionaly. But the question remains:who pays for that crap?

Please, step forward, you are ready for a lobotomy.

[LolcatPirate]

Oh my god. Are you effin' serious? Dude, wtf is that THING on their latest updates for everyday clothing? It looks like a three-year-old drew it and then scanned it to scribble over it in MS Paint. Ahaha.

[WedgewoodBlue]

I love to read this thread, occasionaly. But the question remains:who pays for that crap?

Please, step forward, you are ready for a lobotomy.

I want to know the answer to that question as well. Maybe they have a really bad video card? Or perhaps they have some vision problems...but still, a lobotomy is not a bad idea. LMAO

[iamcoolerthanyou]

If you ask me, it looks like those things you put on athletes after they've run a long way. Maybe the model was trying to run away from Carla?

[SnarkyShark]

I want to know the answer to that question as well. Maybe they have a really bad video card?

Eureka! You've cracked the mystery, Blue. Carla Niven is catering to all the owners of the GeForce -0001 video card.

[Lorelei]

I want to know the answer to that question as well. Maybe they have a really bad video card?

Eureka! You've cracked the mystery, Blue. Carla Niven is catering to all the owners of the GeForce -0001 video card.

LOL!

The "Cave Wall  Drawing" model.