I just figured it out. The standard for being a TSR FA is to have the type of brain damage which causes you to be unable to visually identify objects. See "The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat". Cause there's no way that stuff is what it says it is....
I have no idea what or who Pink is, other than an rather revolting color that's fashionable at the moment, but if that's Will Smith then he's been hit on the head by a boulder since I last saw MIB.