I feel left out, no-one I know has any embarrassing or hilarious nicknames...
:lol: Make some up for them.
Let's see, my Mom is known as "Cookie" from her side of the family and "Hank" from my Dad's side of the family. You don't want to know what her real name is. My Dad was called "Butch" by an uncle when he was growing up but his name isn't even close to anything "butchy".
My Dad always called me "Peanut". I'm the baby.
For some reason I earned the nickname "Fiz" in high school. Lord knows where that came from. I never got it.
I have an uncle that calls my son "Kody Koyote". I could think of worse things so I'll settle for that.
My sister calls her father-in-law "Cornball" but his whole family calls him that, but... he is a cornball.
My father-in-law slapped "Toad" on my husband when he was younger. And other members of the family called him "E". So imaginative. I tell ya.
I call a co-worker BMW for bitch, moan, and whine because that's all he does. Another one we just dubbed Tank because he ran out of gas on his way to work recently. Had to walk 2 miles to a gas station because he was too embarassed to ask for help or call his wife.
And the list goes on...
Oh, and I'd take Swabby or Poopy any day.