PMBD

Ha ha like the title says. You've made a PRETTYFUL sim of one of our dearly beloved paysite creator? Come share pictures of them with us.
We'd love to see some pretty faces in here  :roll:  :lol:  :roll:  :lol:  :roll:  :lol:

I've always wondered what the owner of Glamour Sim looks like, since she(?) on her site states that the whole disaster is: "A reflection on our world".

Where the hell does she(?) live  if people walk around dressed like that?

I'm to lazy, but please show me what Glamour Sim's webmistress(?) lokks like!

actually her sims1 stuff was ok. but the second she got sims2 her "talent" went to crap. she has a page on there so you can see her sims1 stuff otherwise i wouldnt have known lol and if you check the domain whois, she lives in like ohio or something. they dont dress like that there lol i am not sure where she thinks people dress like that

After studying Carla Nieven for many years, I think I have found a pattern that would give us clues about how the website owner looks. His sims, such as this one: http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b16/alej_r_b/eliconfessional-1.jpg  ,have certain features that I think could tell us alot about how this fascinating creature looks in real life. I have refined this theory for years (imagine a scene from CSI where they examine evidence), and am now proud to present to you all:

THE FACE OF CARDREW:
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u85/Pixsim/carniv.png)
Note his enchanting hairdo, the lush lips, and the stylish moustache. With just a hint of makeup, he's all dandied up and ready for love!

:lol: Great job!

Oh my god - you got her down so well - the searing pain, the ghastly colours.... are you her?

Please make that pay so I spend all my grocery $ to buy it. I would shell out $35 for it!!!

If the eyes were a blinding blue with very small pupils, I will give you all of my vital organs in exchange for that creature of beauty.

Sadly, I recently cleaned my downloads-folder from almost all fug. Otherwise it would've been more accurate. ;_;

This is my version of Atwa
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/medowning/Atwamug.jpg)

Wtf will you lay off my girlfriend allready? Get your own!!

Oh man, Atwa is hot.  Even hotter than Cardew.  And the quality of the stuff they make is perfectly representative of their actual beauty--I am so jealous.

wow dey r so hwt!!!!!!

can i buy tose sims fr 50 buxx each??????

cardrew is very well done. i've seen him/her last nite on TV, you know, the very bad clips after midnite  :o looks exactly like him/her!!!!

I'm going by the theory that the twinkly Christmas fairy on Peggy's site header IS Peggy. I know there are apparently photographs of her, but those are all lies. LIES.

(http://i17.tinypic.com/34sqgcn.png)
(http://i16.tinypic.com/47n6vrn.png)

She's been made using as much Peggy custom content as possible for extra authenticity. I made the shirt specially for her, though. <3

*roffle!*

I love SimPeg's t-shirt.

U IZ VERRA TALENTID. R U A PAYSYTER 2?!?!?!!!1111uno!

Im waiting for Thomas.... Grant my wish. Then ill live in your ass! haha!

Well didnt make thomas yet but here's what i see when i dream of carla niven xD

(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9716/cardrewst6.jpg)

I think the ambiguity regarding the sex of the CN sim is quite appropriate.

chloroformdreams: that was exatly what i wanted. i want the people to see that cardrew is angrogynous!

okay sorry for the long time of waiting but here's everyone's wet dream, thomas!!!!

(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/4279/thomasnw7.jpg)

The eyes are all wrong. Surely CN must have those bright ass fake blue eyes and that is why she just loves them so much she has to use them in 99% of her Sims.  :lol:

okay... you're right!! this is the REAL cardrew:

(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3747/cardrew1en2.jpg)

PERFECT! This is just how I envisioned s/h/it as I read all 90 some pages of that thread!

Your work is outstanding, truly outstanding.  :lol:

thank u vurry vurry mch, u WANNA BUY MA SHIT?????
itz onlay 8.50 per item!!!!!!!

I give you one goat.
Pease?!
 :cry:

I prefer camels but a goat is okay too. How can I say no when I see this crying face? :(

Shit's eye scares me. One-eyed things generally do...

Now I can definitely see why everyone's so jealous of her weave! That hair's weavetastic!  :lol:

This thred is teh WIN!!!!11!!!

PINK PIRATE HIPPO!

Teee :lol:

The profile on this dude's mug...  Oy!  I'll bet not even his own mum can love that face!  Double oy and an ewwww thrown in for good measure!

I want that sim. Everytime I see the word chilluns I practically fall over. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Mummsy had to go. She just couldn't get the hang of recoloring toilets bright green. Enter atwa.

Here she is... Kinda grew to my heart if it wasn't for that profile shot... xD

(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/858/atwayi1.jpg)

I just had LyricLee born ingame in my Legacy.  :lol: Seriously, she was 24/7 on the PC and uhm bitching, whoring, making out with everyone (girls and boys), eating all the goddamn time and hell uhm. Yeah.
1 (http://pics.livejournal.com/yashila/pic/000sc1k7)
2 (http://pics.livejournal.com/yashila/pic/000sdk7d)
 :roll:

Ha! Rather over-estimating the hawtness of LyricLee there.

Do you know what LyricLee spends her paysite money for?

Something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chd6FC6AAD8&mode=related&search=

i actually laughed out out at this! practically fell out of my chair... good job, i think you got him down pat!

Oh good lord...that nose!  :shock: That's quite a honker. XD  :lol:

Janey Mack... this thread is hilarious, I haven't laughed so much in ages :D More TSR cronies please!!

I'm still excited to see a rendering of Bunta.
Just imagine it . . . all the bright colors and odd shapes. It would kill us to look at it, (eyes exploding, Epileptic seizures, etc.) but we would die laughing.

Here's my rendering of Thoma$
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/silverarrows500/thomas1.jpg)

No... its not very funny is it? :(

(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/silverarrows500/thomas2.jpg)

Oh dear. never mind. i had fun making it anyway

Dang. Those sims are craptastic!

My Peggy
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t202/KayNii/Untitled-1.jpg)

The Real Peggy
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t202/KayNii/Pegy.jpg)

damn red love, that sim really doesnt look bad....where are her fairy wings and those fucking blinky sparklies around her head?

Here's my Thoma$. His face is all fat from eating munchies while watching the sims stuffs being sold.

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i49/xXxShotgunxXxSinnerxXx/thomas.jpg)

Voila.

Wowie, RedLove. Is that an actual photo of Peggy? If it is, how on Earth did you find it?

From one of her sites.

She appears to be doing very well for herself living off of her paysite creations.  How sad.

she is cute :!:

She looks 14.

And...nice avi MrSpammy!

Now I understand the blinky pinkness...

I wonder if that shirt blinks?

Looks like it. Or those are some pretty snazzy rhinstones

That can't be her.  Where are the fangs? Y'know, the ones that sink into the necks of unsuspecting simmers and suck their pocketbooks dry..
(I may have imagined them.)

She should also be spouting some Engrish phrases in that real-life picture

..That's what her website leads me to believe anyway.

But all Peggy-hate aside, excellent work on the sim. n_n

 :lol: Yes I agree. MOAR fangs.

Everytime I see 'MOAR' I have a compulsion to look at things involving lolruses and BUKKETS.

Wow, your avatar.  May I steal it?  I'm inexplicably drawn to cute bunnies.

And her mouth is closed.  Maybe the fangs are retractable.

Aww! Thanks.

I'm afraid people would think you were me.  It somehow became my 'signature'..sort of.

But hey! I'm not completely against acts of singlewhitefemale-ing.
If you can score me a few new stalkers whilst doing so, extra points. ;x

Love your avatar Vrai, the borderline racist stuff, not so much. I don't like it when we descend into mocking paysite owner's ethnicity.

Yes that was edited in later after our posts to it - don't be a bionixvw.  There's no reason to shred them to peices or be nasty.

I tend to be a bit too politically incorrect at times. (No hate towards her /because/ of her ethnicity. Wanted to make that clear.)
I tend to be of the mindset that 'nothing is sacred' and rarely hold my tongue.  But my apologies to those whom it offended.  
Has been removed.

Can't really know what's allowed without testing the waters, can we?

:) Thank you sincerely for removing it - even dirty pirates have their breaking points.

No worries. <3

I've known people to get banned on other forums for far less.

Thanks for the feedback.

BOTTLES OF RUM FOR YE ALL!

While you can post anything you want to here, there seems to be a consensus (through lack of vocal opposition) that it's best to keep the comments about paysite owners relatively PC so we can abuse them for things they deserve to be abused for (eg Peggy is a greddy bitch who makes shitty items and treats her customers with contempt) and not the irrelevant things (even though she is Chinese, it's not part of why we hate her) which will make people hate us. It also helps keep both sides of the argument more relevant.

Apologies for crappy, long sentence. I never did learn how to break them.

Thanks...err I mean ARRR!

Well, grammarians would prefer semi-colons and commas, but I'm a big fan of breaking sentences with an axe.

Whackity whack!

Please feel free to attack my sentence with your axe. I am sure it can only be improved. In case you decide to put it back together later use these as liberally as you like.  ;,;;;,,;;,,

Oh, I don't intend to use it.  I just like to collect stuff.

I don't like semicolons.  They're just icky.  Commas, on the other hand, are awesome and everyone should have one.

She looks like a cute little girl, ya know? The kind that ought to be chewing bubble gum and listening to the newest trash on the radio and giggling about boys. She doesn't look at all like the kind that would drain your pocketbook dry, but the old saying about judging a book by the cover applies...

My english teacher got pissed at us for using commas. Mostly because half the freakin' class didn't know how to use them so would through them in there if it looked right. I never used them so I was good.

Paden, she reminds me of a Grimlin.

Commas can't be used every time. Commas can only join together an independent and dependent clause. If you use one to join together two independent clauses it is an error called a comma splice. Semi-Colons are used to separate two independent clauses. [/grammar lesson]

That's the only thing I really remember from English last year...

The Peggy sim looks nice. The real-Peggy picture really doesn't look like the essence of paysite evil, does it?

I have no idea what you're talking about, you're an idiot.  :wink:

That's why I just use periods.

I have no idea what you're talking about.  You're an idiot.

Commas are easy!

Among the many things I've done in my life is teaching English grammar and composition. Note that the following rules are for American English...they may be SLIGHTLY different for other forms.

There are four simple rules for using commas:

1. Use a comma to join two independent clauses when joined by a coordinating conjunction (for, and, nor, but, or, yet, so).
ex. I pillaged Atwa's stuff at TSR, but I doubt anyone will download it.

2. Use a comma to separate items in a series.
ex. My least favorite paysites are TSR, TSR, and TSR.
ex. I think Peggy is a greedy, uncreative, annoying creator.

3. Use a comma to set off 'non-restrictive' clauses. Note that these clauses can be within the body of the sentence, as in the first example, or at the beginning, as in the second example. Also note that these 'non-restrictive' clauses can be one-word interjections, as in the third example.
ex. Cardrew, who may be a man or a woman, is among the worst clothing designers in the community.
ex. When pillaging for the booty, be certain to hide your IP and regular email address.
Fuck, those objects by Buntah give me butthurt.

4. Use commas as appropriate in dates, place names, and salutations.
ex. September 13, 1998
ex. Round Lake, New York, USA
ex. Dear Fuctard,

See? Easy.


Semicolons are easy too. The one rule that really matters is this:

Use a semicolon to separate independent clauses NOT separated by a coordinating conjunction.
ex. I needed eye bleach after visiting Spicy Sims; the sex toys alone are enough to drive one to drink.

All the other rules are for minor uses; if you really need to know, Google 'semicolon'.

I just love it how you smoothly managed to insert a Dear Fuctard in this absolutely perfect and polite little lesson of yours :lol:

I love writing, and reading. But, I hate the English language and all its freaking rules. I also hate how it's taught different everywhere, because it's really confusing. In most forms of writing I find a semi-colon useless and hate how it's used. I only use one when Word tells me to (and I agree with it) or if I wanted to impress my English teacher.

Good Examples Hecubus, very true to life, unlike most found in textbooks.

One of her sites? Her having more than one is news to me. What are you waiting for? Send me the links, you fool!

My thoughts exactly.

I use commas wrong all the time.  Please forgive me.  I suffer from severe brain fog and do not remember 75% of what I learned in school.

I love semi-colons!  I even use them in text messages.

I am a big geek  :oops:

Kitiara, I'm the same way. My English teacher, who is always telling us to use more semicolons, actually told me to cut back on them, I was using so many!

; = ♥