When I was living in BC on the volunteer program I did my work placement was near a vintage clothing store. Sometimes I'd go in and look around and one day the girl working there tried to sell me some hair dye that exact colour after I made a comment about the shade of green. I politely said "No Thanks" and hightailed it out of there. Awful, awful colour. 

Maybe I should put an ad out for bodyguards.

Yeah that's a really good question. Why the hell did they quote me? 

Anyone have troll repelent?

It's like that here in Alberta too.

Maybe I will

That's something Sim_Outlaw should know.

About six years ago on a high school field trip we stopped at a classy shopping mall in Calgary for lunch. I wandered off and found a British imports store and ever since have been addicted to a Cadbury bar called a Curly Wurly. It's really stretchy chocolate covered caramel. The only time I can get them is around Christmas. There's a seasonal mall kiosk run by some Scottish people and they sell those and some other really awesome imported candies.

As someone with the aforementioned 'dangly bits', I'd be screaming in pain and would not be able to walk in those things.

I wear sweater vests IRL, and nope they aren't like that.

There's no accounting for necromancy either. NOOB.

btw well said Paden.

My family used to buy White Rabbit candies all the time. At first they were nice and soft and chewy. I think they must have stopped making them and relied on 40 year old back stock, because the last few times we bought them it was like trying to chew on metal. We finally stopped purchasing them after that.

That Peggy hair reminds me of Big Bird.

That made my night Deelink

My reaction when I saw the one model in the purple striped dress was "Goopy's in drag again!"

  It does!