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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Look at what I made and om nom nom it! (Post your creations pt. 2)
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on: 2008 December 23, 14:42:51
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I love spiders. They're so beautiful! Dentists, on the other hand, I am deathly afraid of. I also have a giant hole in one of my molars which has been there for about 15 years now (I got punched in the face and the thing broke, for those curious about its origins), and my dentist seems to take too much pleasure in discussing how he wants to fix it. I've been using my lack of funding as an excuse to avoid him for 6 months now. He's started mailing me little cards telling me I should come back. I'm pretty sure that he'll show up at my house one of these days to finally do the crown. I guess that's my fault for having a dentist who looks awfully similar to Dr. Giggles. And I think those eyes are pretty too, Heartless. You should upload them! |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Streetchickers donation files
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on: 2008 December 19, 17:56:04
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On a similar, but weird note, I told my husband that if we were ever in a plane accident where I died and he lived, that if there was no food source, I fully expected him to eat my body to survive and that if he didn't, I'd haunt his ass forever going, "What are you, stupid? 180lbs of fat and protein right near by and you starved to death?" I thought the exact same thing after watching a movie. Don't remember the plot much, only that they were in a crashed plane somewhere, stuck in the ice,and they all started to eat the dead passengers ... In the other hand, i wonder : If the roles were reversed and you end up being rescued, what will you say to his family? Sorry, we can't burry your son because i ate him? Scary!!  I think you'd just have to leave it at "he didn't make it." Or point to the guy next to you and say "he did it!!" |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Streetchickers donation files
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on: 2008 December 19, 16:20:45
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I also grew up in the midwest (central Iowa), and the things I've been offered to eat have haunted me...
My grandpa tried to feed me my pet rabbit once. 'Nuff said.
I'm about fifteen minutes outside of Chicago. My grandpa (from northern Minnesota) used to eyeball my pet bunny every time he came down to visit. Thankfully, my mother talked him out of cooking it. He did try to encourage my two sisters and me to eat deer once by exclaiming, "Come on! It's just Bambi!" He was met with three wailing children and the furious slaps of my mother. When I die, I will almost certainly be eaten. In fact, I will probably be killed and eaten. The only reason it hasn't happened already is that, apparently, I taste revolting. My organs are probably unfit for use in other humans, but I'm sure some bioresearch lab wants to take a look at them. I'm sure something that oozes caustic black ichor is not something anyone wants transplanted into them.
I don't care how revolting you taste. You've already mentioned that your blood is caffeinated. I'm waiting with my straw in hand... |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Streetchickers donation files
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on: 2008 December 19, 01:11:35
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Pescado is a rare breed I've heard. No telling what his brain runs on, but I won't question it too much.  I'm pretty sure Pescado's brain runs on the crushed hopes and dreams of children. |
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The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Streetchickers donation files
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on: 2008 December 16, 02:11:28
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Just remember, the best way to clean a glass coffee carafe is with kosher salt and ice cubes. Dump the ice cubes (small ones) into the carafe and then pour in about a quarter cup of kosher salt and swirl around until you don't see any more nasty. Rinse and let dry. That way you don't have the nasty soap taste you normally get after washing your pot out, no matter how well you rinse it the soap seems to linger. Now you know how they clean the Bunn coffee urns in lots of places. Ok so why exactly does the salt need to be kosher? I think that's because typically it's more coarse than table salt. Also because - little known fact - all coffee pots are Jewish. As a college student, I rarely drink anything that isn't doesn't contain massive quantities of caffeine. I require several gallons of coffee, tea, cola, and Red Bull each day or my organ systems begin to shut down. Therefore, I am always on the lookout for new sources of caffeine. I will now be tapping Pescado to drink his caffeinated blood. Thanks for the heads up, Pes!  |
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